The alarm clock went off in its blaring annoyance. Lola crawled clumsily over Sasori.

"Yeah, yeah we all hear you…ya little bitch!" Lola scolded the alarm clock. Down the hall a very similar scene took place.

"Hmmmmm…..Marisol….are you awake, yeah? Marisol? Marisol…how….how do you turn this alarm clock off, yeah? Marisol are you asleep. Mari…awwwww Princess is at the bottom of the bed, yeah. Marisol….get up and hug Princess. MARISOL!" Deidara finally woke her up.

"I swear to god ever since Deidara got that damn alarm clock our lives have been pure hell…he doesn't even know how to work that thing!" itachi hissed. He had already been awake for the 5 minutes the alarm clock had been blaring. Dana yawned.

"I think it's daddy's fault. Daddy never could operate alarm clocks….so he never taught Deidara, yeah." Dana said. Itachi sighed.

"Come on, let's get up so we get dibs on the bathroom first."

"Tobi…..Tobi……Tobi…..Tobi…..TOBI!" Zetsu screamed.

"AAGGGHHH AGGHHHHH AGGGHH AAGGGGGHHHH! I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!" Tobi yelled as he awoke in a panic. Naturally he fell out of bed clumsily.

"God, you and your hair gel." Kakuzu said. It wasn't a good idea to get Hidan pissed at 7:30 in the morning….Hidan…well wasn't exactly a morning person.

"GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

"AAAAGHHH! HIDAN! HIDAN! HIDAN! STOOOOOP!" Hidan was trying to split Kakuzu in two with his scythe.

"THEN QUIT BEING AN ASS AND LET ME WORK ON MY HAIR!" Meanwhile, while all the chaos between Hidan and Kakuzu ensued, Kisame was headed downstairs with his luggage.

"Hey, did you sleep on the couch last night?" he asked Gaara who had already woken up.

"Yeah, it wasn't bad. I'm staying in Sasori's room after you all leave this morning."

"Did he tell you to absolutely not take the cat in there?" Kisame wondered.

"Yeah I guess….uh….what's her name has allergies to it….Lola there we go….sorry it's early for me."

It was also much too early for the phone to be ringing. Zetsu answered it even though he was trying to supervise Tobi. "Hey Pein. What do you mean when is our plane leaving? I thought you and Konan were on our flight? Oh, well we leave at 10:30. We're going to get to the airport at 9:00. Okay. So then if your plane leaves in 20 minutes does that mean you're going to be checking into the MGM Grand or are you going to wait on us. Alright, alright. Okay, we'll see you in Vegas." Zetsu hung up the phone. It was now 8:00. Sasori's coffee was exactly 30 minutes overdo.

"You want some coffee?" Sasori asked Gaara.

"No thanks, I'm going to go to McDonald's after you all leave. I just hope they have the iced coffee this early." Sasori was perplexed at this statement.

"It's exactly like hot coffee, Gaara."

"No, no…..it's…..iced."

"But this coffee, see what I brew every morning….it's 16 dollars a pound…and it's freaking AMAZING…and it's not that supposed 'premium roast' shit that McDonald's claims to have. Gaara…it's so NOT premium roast. For the love of god perk FASTER." Sasori tried to convince the coffee maker.

"Awww, Princess are you going to help me pick out clothes for today?" Marisol asked as she held Princess up to her closet. "Okay, you choose something. Oooooh Princess that's a pretty choice." Marisol told her as her cat tried to claw at something in the closet. Okay now pick something out for Deidara!" She encouraged Princess. Hidan's mood had changed drastically as he pranced downstairs to join Sasori and Gaara. Either Kakuzu was dead or he must have left Hidan alone. Tobi nearly fell down the stairs with all his luggage.

"No Tobi! I told you three times you can't take all those bags! You have to leave something behind!" Zetsu was already sick of Tobi and it was only 8:15.

"But Zetsu, I need these things!"

"You don't need that bowl of fruit! You don't need that Power Rangers pillow! You don't need that magic eight ball! You don't need Battleship! AND YOU DON'T NEED THE PLAY-DOH TRIM AND STYLE BARBER SHOP PLAYHOP! Now take that crap back upstairs!" Zetsu scolded. Surprisingly, Dana was the next one downstairs. She had drastically over packed and it would be a miracle if the airline would actually let her take everything.

"Okay, I'm ready, yeah. Itachi is upstairs practically gouging Deidara's eyes out because Deidara won't give up the hair straightener, yeah."

"Itachi I will be done in just a little bit, yeah." Deidara tried to convince him.

"I don't care! I want it now!"

"Itachi, when you were in kindergarten remember how you had to share with others, yeah? Deidara questioned.

"What the hell! All the kids gave their stuff to me because I've always been prettier than them….NOW GIVE ME THAT!" Itachi commanded. Kisame, having been the first one ready, had already called two cabs to get them to the airport.

"HEY! I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE ALMOST READY! WE HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT IN 40 MINUTES!" Sasori yelled upstairs. Lola was the next one ready and coming down the stairs with a large carry on bag, a laptop and a briefcase.

"You know Sasori it's like one time I….HOLY…..AAAACK…AAACK…AAAAA." Hidan started choking on the glass of orange juice he had been drinking. Hidan ran over to the sink in the event he would spill the juice he still had. He finally recovered. "Oh……my…….god…..." Lola sat her stuff down beside the other luggage that she and Sasori had packed. Kisame stared at her for a long time. He didn't blink for at least 50 seconds.

"What?" she finally asked.

"Oh…uh….nothing….nothing…….nothing…." he finally said.

"Why are you choking horrifically?" Sasori asked Hidan calmly as he shoved a mug of coffee towards Lola. Lola grabbed it and went back upstairs remembering that she had left a part to the laptop on the desk.

"Why the HELL didn't you warn me that….that…..that Lola….had nice clothes….and an even nicer rack." Fortunately (or unfortunately) Sasori didn't hear the last part of Hidan's sentence because he started choking again.

"Huh? Lola's always had nice clothes. Oh, Gaara, here's a hundred dollars as long as you don't have a whore in my bed I don't care what you do for the next three days."

"I'm not…." Gaara was interrupted by Hidan

"But Sasori, she's……you know never mind." Hidan was still in a state of shock that Lola looked like a Playboy playmate this morning and truthfully no one had ever seen her wear anything except a New England Patriots sweatshirt that was two sizes two big and sweatpants of the same style. Naturally, no one was ever awake when she went to work. She quickly returned with the power adapter for the laptop.

"Okay we're ready to leave, yeah!" Deidara happily announced as he and Marisol tugged their luggage toward the door. "You! You listen to me. When me and Marisol get back….our little Princess better be EXACTLY the same as we left her, yeah." Deidara warned. Itachi and Dana were following shortly behind them.

"Um, Sasori? When did you get nice clothes, yeah?" Deidara asked Sasori.

"I've always…you know what this isn't worth my time."

"Cab's here!" Kisame announced.

"Be a good girl Princess! Yes, you be a good girl! We love you, yeah!" Deidara put their beloved cat back down to the floor.

"Hey, call if you need anything." Sasori told Gaara as they left.

"Did he give you money?" Lola asked Gaara.

"Yeah, don't worry things will be fine." Gaara reassured her. Sasori grabbed his and Lola's luggage and followed her out the door.

Look out Las Vegas……Look out.