"Oh, sorry…sorry…sorry…oh I'm sorry….sorry…sorry…I'm sorry….sorry about that….sorry….here it is! E31!" Dana announced after knocking half a dozen passengers in the head with her giant Louis Vuitton carry on bag. Of course, Deidara and Marisol followed behind Dana knocking the same passengers around again with their giant carry on bags.

"Geez, you'd think those passengers had been knocked in the head or something judging by the way that they glared at us, yeah!" Deidara said.

"I know! What's up with that?" Marisol added. Tobi and Kisame had already gotten on to the plane. Tobi was currently trying to jam his bag above him in the overhead storage. He had not obeyed what Zetsu had told him and he had packed way too much and now he was trying to jam everything as tightly as he possibly could into the compartment. In another row, Hidan sat by the window, Sasroi was beside him and Lola was on the end nearest to the aisle.

"Lola, I thought one of the last things you said last night was quote 'I'm not doing anything work related for the next three days…no notes, no e-mail and no phone calls. I'm going to have a vacation, damn it.' End of quote." Sasori asked watching as Lola whipped out her laptop and was already typing an e-mail a hundred miles a minute.

"Oh baby, baby, baby…I'm going to keep my promise. I'm sending this e-mail to Ma telling her I'm on my way to Vegas and this laptop has a blu-ray player in it……and I brought the Planet Earth series!" Lola said.

"Oh my god, you brought Planet Earth!?" Sasori was thrilled.

"Yeah, which one you wanna watch first, open ocean, deserts, caves, the arctic…."Lola offered al the options.

"Hell it doesn't matter any of them."

"Hey, hey, go ask that stewardess what time we're arriving in Vegas today." Lola requested.

"Oh, okay hold on." Sasori climbed over her.

"Did I not tell him to not pack so much crap!" Zetsu scolded watching Tobi shove on his stuff some more.

"Hey, it's okay Zetsu. You tried man. Come sit down with me." Kakuzu said motioning for Zetsu to come join him. Zetsu figured he may as well give up on Tobi and let him continue to struggle.

"You know I can't believe that stupid airport security! They made me stow my bag! God! They said it was too big! Those asses! Now I don't have anything…ANYTHING! How am I supposed to look amazing when we get to Las Vegas? Huh? How!? Those assholes STOWED MY BAG! I HAD A BRUSH IN IT! I mean so what it was only 10 inches longer than the carry on restrictions….they aren't gorgeous! They don't know what it takes! Deidara! Deidara are you listening to me!? God, this is just like talking to my dad! Have you heard anything about the hell I've been through in the past 10 minutes?

"Hey Itachi, um what's ED, yeah?

"Oh my god, you don't listen to anything I say! You don't give a shit about how these damn airline personnel have treated me! I don't know what it is! Why!?" Itachi was less than pleasant.

"Well, this morning I was watching TV while Marisol was in the shower and see I had Princess on the bed with me because I wanted to pet her as much as I possibly could before we left for this trip you know since she's soooooooo cute, yeah. And since that stupid Gaara is supposed….." Itachi cut Deidara off.

"Deidara….GET TO YOUR FUCKING POINT!" he hissed.

"Oh, yeah well so I was watching TV and there was this commercial with all these people singing and stuff and then this guys starts talking about how ED doesn't interfere with his life and to talk to your doctor, yeah. I've never seen that commercial before have you, yeah? Now, I've seen the commercial about the Nintendo Wii where there's the Asian guys and…." Itachi cut Deidara off again.

"Do you not notice that I have had a very terrible time getting on this plane do you honestly think I even care what the hell ED is? I DON'T KNOW WHAT ED IS DEIDARA!" Had Itachi done his homework, he probably wouldn't have shouted that loudly as passengers were boarding the plane.

"10:30 Vegas time, Lola." Sasori said reporting back to Lola. She shook her head. Sasori's phone rang. He had recently updated to the iphone….his RAZR days were long gone.

"Hey Pein….hey wait, how did you get this number? Oh well. Yeah, you're twenty minutes from being there? Okay we will see you there at around 10:30 Vegas time. Bye."

"Oh! Oh god what the hell are you doing?!" Lola said rather angrily at Deidara who was practically falling into her lap right now.

"Hey, hey Sasori Danna. I have to ask you something because you're like….well you're old and Tobi isn't and I thought you would know because you know more in general than stupid ass Tobi does and Itachi's upset right now and so anyway I saw this commercial on TV this morning while Marisol was in the shower and all these people were singing and stuff and I had Princess on the bed because I love Princess and she's just so sweet and cuuuute and…."

"Oh my god! Would you get to your point! You are smothering me in some kind of god-awful cologne that I wouldn't put on a dog, your hair is in my face and we were getting ready to watch Planet Earth but now you're blocking the damn screen on my laptop!"

"Oh, okay, okay….wait you don't like this cologne, yeah. It's Unforgivable that's like THE hottest cologne right now, yeah. You know maybe it's not for older people, yeah. Maybe…."

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DEIDARA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!" Sasori had lost patience. Oddly, Hidan was keeping very very quiet and staying out of everything. Perhaps something was wrong with him?

"Oh sorry, I'm sorry. Sasori, what's ED, yeah?" Lola couldn't' help but laugh out loud.

"Oh my god, you wasted all that time just because you didn't know what Erectile Dysfunction is?" Lola said still laughing.

"Oh my god is that what ED stands for? Sasori do you have that, yeah!?" Deidara was starting to panic.

"Okay first, NO. Second, get the hell back to your seat, it's going to take off in like two minutes." Sasori said completely and utterly annoyed by Deidara.

"Alright, I'm going besides Marisol needs help stowing her bag. Oh and Lola, I just want you to know that you did not have to get a boob job for Sasori he is just not worth it, yeah." Deidara just HAD to add that before returning to row E……thank god he was in row E and Hidan, Sasori and Lola were in row J.

"What the hell!?" Lola looked down in confusion. "Hey, hey MY BREASTS ARE REAL!" Lola said much too loudly.

"Yeah, the guy sitting in row F just turned around." Sasori observed.

"Oh god, I can never fly America West Airlines again….screw those frequent flyer miles."

Meanwhile, towards the back of the plane, things weren't going much smoother.

"Tobi, it's not going to fit. You brought too many things. I think Zetsu told you not to pack so much." Kakuzu said trying to help Tobi out. But it was now time for the plane to take off and the stewards and stewardesses somehow missed Tobi's luggage haphazardly crammed in the overhead compartment. So, there it dangled over Kisame's head because Tobi was sitting beside Kisame.

"Tobi, you better hope that doesn't fall during the flight." Kakuzu warned.

"Good morning passengers and thank you for flying America West airlines flight 3451 direct service to Las Vegas. In a moment we will be departing and we ask that you check all overhead compartments and turn off all electronic devices until further notice. Beverage service will begin shortly into the flight. Thank you for flying America West." The stewardess made the announcements and the plane began to roll down the runway.