"Oh my god! This is like THE most amazing place like….well….EVER!" Marisol said to Dana as they entered their room.

"I know! Oh my god I can't wait to get unpacked and….oh who cares come on let's go unpack, yeah!"

"God! Those dumb asses spelled my name wrong on my name badge…AGAIN. See, ITACHA! God! You'd think they'd get it right after the fourth year of coming to these stupid conventions!" Itachi whined. Hey, Deidara where are we going tonight?" Itachi started pulling clothes from his luggage.

"Marisol wants to go to the strip for sure and look for discounted Gucci shoes, yeah. Oh and we really want to try one of those buffets that Vegas is famous for. Oh my god and the pool here! Did you see it? We also have GOT to go to the pool, yeah. And we can't forget happy hour downstairs. I saw a sign that said daiquiri's were only three dollars after 7:00, yeah! OH MY GOD ITACHI I CAN'T WAIT, YEAH!" Deidara started shaking Itachi.

"Alright, well let's change clothes and get going." Itachi insisted. "Oh and why we're out we need to find a pharmacy. I have a headache and it won't go away until me and Dana are settled in for the evening if you get what I'm saying." Itachi said. Deidara thought for a moment.

"You know….I so have no idea what you're talking about but if you have a headache, there's a pharmacy right outside. I can see it from this window, yeah." Itachi rolled his eyes.

"Fine, we'll go over there first before we get into town." Meanwhile, further up on the twenty-second floor…..

"Now, Tobi unpack in one area of the room and nowhere else." Zetsu instructed.

"You know, I'm still mad at Sasori for booking his own room. I mean, now you me and Kakuzu are stuck in here together with Tobi. Hidan's lucky enough to possibly room with Pein and Konan…otherwise we're all stuck in here with Tobi." Kisame said as he unpacked.

"Hey, check out the list of events tomorrow. What are some of the first things we want to see? Are there going to be booths this year with free samples and stuff?" Zetsu asked.

"Did you say free?" Kakuzu had piped up.

"Yes….Kakuzu there will be free things here." Kisame said unexcitedly. Kakuzu was practically foaming at the mouth..

"Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you call Sasori and see what he and Lola are doing for dinner." Zetsu suggested.

"I don't even know what room he's in. and this phone won't call his cell for free." Kakuzu said.

"Good point." Zetsu said. "TOBI! I TOLD YOU ONE PART OF THE ROOM! GOD YOU DON'T LISTEN AT ALL!" Zetsu had really had it with Tobi.

"Hidan…"

"And I mean my god I'm just so sorry Sasori! I'm such a fucking perverted moron! Please Sasori….please I'm begging you as a friend…please…kick me in the balls!"

"Hidan…."

"I mean my god! If I had the past emotional issues that you did and MY friend….NOT dumb ass Kakuzu came up to me and said hey you're girl is hot and I'd sleep with her….I WOULD FREAK THE HELL OUT! Sasori, the only proper thing…" Sasori cut Hidan off.

"HIDAN!"

"Oh, yeah?" Hidan asked calmly.

"Really, it's okay Hidan. Relax…now are you coming to eat with us or not? Pein and Konan are going too. It's okay Hidan…..it's okay." Of course Hidan started to cry.

"OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND ANYONE HAS EVER HAD!!!" Hidan hugged Sasori. "Okay now I feel better about talking to Lola again…even though I know I'll probably be talking to her chest. How the hell do you talk to her eyes anyway?" Hidan just HAD to know.

"Huh?" Sasori wondered.

"You know, never mind, let's go see if Pein and Konan are ready to leave." Hidan suggested.

Exactly 34 minutes later…….

"Great, this is just great. Itachi, Deidara, Marisol and Dana already left to do whatever it is they are doing tonight. Sasori, Lola, Pein and Konan took off and now here we are stuck with none other than Tobi." Zetsu said quite disappointed.

"No worries Zetsu. I happen to know that Deidara, Itachi, Dana and Marisol went to the Caesar's Palace steak and seafood buffet. We can just go over there. We'll run into them, and we can leave Tobi here with his stupid stuff he dragged along on this trip. He'll be fine." Kisame said logically.

"Okay, okay…I'm liking this…Kakuzu you in?" Zetsu asked.

"Of course! I found this coupon for five dollars off any buffet! Hell, let's go!"

Itachi, Deidara, Dana and Marisol had already arrived. This was their second stop of the night besides the pharmacy.

"Dana, have we ever actually been to a buffet before?" Marisol asked her as together they examined the buffet.

"I don't think we have, yeah. But this is exciting! I mean look Marisol….we get to like…pick the stuff ourselves!"

"Come on Dana what are we waiting for!" Marisol pulled Dana toward the super amazing buffet at the infamous Caesar's Palace.

"Okay, now remember Dana is really good at haggling with street vendors so let her do all the talking when we go to the strip later, yeah.' Deidara explained as he examined the lobster tail.

"Deidara…we're ON the strip right now. And I know my angel is an excellent haggler. You know I used to think it was her body that got her all the street vendor bargains….but you know then Marisol came along who I mean honestly, Deidara isn't as hot as Dana and then they were both getting these amazing bargains from street vendors and I knew Dana could talk her way into any deal." Deidara started to panic slightly.

"Oh my god, Itachi what are you saying, yeah. Oh my god…Itachi are you……slamming MY girlfriend!?" Deidara's voice started getting all high and squeaky. "Oh my god Itachi, Marisol is the most beautiful girl in the world and now you're saying these things that……" Itachi threw a shrimp skewer onto Deidara's plate. He knew Deidara's short attention span would distract quickly to the shrimp. "Whoa….is that a shrimp skewer, yeah?"

"Hey look Marisol, it's Kakuzu, Kisame and Zetsu. HI GUYS! COME CHECK OUT THE BUFFET, YEAH!" Dana screamed across the restaurant seeing the three of them come in. "Marisol! Oh my god, there's a soup and salad bar too, yeah."

"Dana, we can't fit another thing on this plate….oh! wait….let's go put these plates at our table and get ANOTHER plate!' Dana's eyes lit up.

"We should so do that! I mean look, how many plates do they have like…800,000, yeah?" The idea was pure genius….

"So, what do you do?" Konan asked Lola.

"I work at Home Depot in floor coverings." Lola said very seriously. Of course she also heard Sasori's wine glass hit the table. She could feel brown eyes all over her. She carefully looked back at him. "What? Home Depot's got a great retirement plan….you wanna try this fettuccini?" Lola asked innocently.

"Okay, now you want to tell Konan what you REALLY do?" Sasori thought it was so stupid that Lola was reluctant to tell strangers what her real occupation was. She always feared it would end in one of those dreadful judgmental 'wow you must be a very boring person' type scenarios or worse the 'you're a woman you can't have a high profile career' type scenarios.

"Fine…but I'm only doing this because…you know…I love you and stuff." Lola said still reluctant about the whole thing. "I'm a prosecuting attorney." She said as much under her breath as possible.

"A what?" Lola sighed.

"I'm a prosecuting attorney. I just passed my bar like…I don't know two months ago. So yeah, I'm an attorney…..oh god I need some more wine…." Lola took Sasori's wine glass and poured the rest out into her own glass. She quickly gave it back. "Um….the bottle's over there by Konan…yeah….no one's saying anything right now."

"Oh my god! That's…..hell that's impressive. God, so that means you have business cards and a direct office line! Pein, you don't even have that!" Konan said.

"Well, you know the leader is cheap. Ever since Orochimaru got that stupid idea to hire a plane that carries one of those banners and fly it over the hideout the leader has really been tight with promotional money." Pein told his beloved Konan.

"And you know, that banner would have been okay had it not said 'Sasuke, I'm sorry I'm a bitch sometimes Love Orochimaru'." Sasori commented.

"How did Itachi react to that?" Konan just HAD to ask. Sasori laughed.

"He was on the phone screaming at Sasuke for 27 minutes….I taped it…put it on Youtube…god I had forgotten about that. I wonder if it's still there?" Sasori thought out loud.

Speaking of Orochimaru and all his pals…would they be at this year's evil convention?