"Dana! Marisol! Are you ready to go to the pool?" Itachi yelled into the bathroom. "Happy hour begins in 20 minutes."

"Yes We're almost done! I'm doing Dana's hair and then we'll be ready to leave!" Marisol yelled back. Deidara and Itachi had completed a big day in the MGM Grand Convention center. They had managed to get seven free gifts, attend three lectures, and harass Orochimaru, Sasuke, and Kabuto. Now it was time to kick back and party the rest of the night away.

"Okay, here we are, yeah!" Dana said presenting her beautiful self with Marisol's hairstyle that she had piled on top of Dana's head. It matched her new bikini that she just couldn't wait to debut. "I am so going to wear these high heels with this bikini, yeah. It will totally complete this look!"

"I've got our bag with room keys, magazines, extra towels, seventy-five dollars…no wait, 175 dollars, and….well I guess that's all I have, yeah." Deidara said digging through his man-purse.

"Do you have an extra change of clothes for you and me?" Itachi asked.

"Oh….no I don't, should we take extra clothes, yeah? I mean we're not that far from the room once we go downstairs to that Delta Blue poolside restaurant with the swim up bar."

"Take our extra clothes, Deidara we have the most beautiful women in Las Vegas with us and you want to be seen with them wearing the same thing to AND from the pool?"

"I guess you do have a point, yeah." Deidara said quickly packing their extra clothes. Meanwhile, back in the convention center.

"That was the most boring lecture I've ever heard in my life." Kisame said.

"I know! Everything that guy talked about…well…we already know all that stuff!" Zetsu agreed.

"Seriously, and we missed most of the free stuff because we made it a point to go to that!" Hidan said.

"I liked the slide show!" Tobi said excitedly.

"You would Tobi, you would." Kakuzu said mostly under his breath.

"Well, hey why don't we all catch a show or something. All the stuff is over for the day and we still have time tonight to check out Vegas." Kisame suggested.

"That's a great idea. Dora the Explorer on ice is at the Venetian tonight. You know that would entertain Tobi for a good 2 hours." Zetsu said.

"Is this going to cost?" Kakuzu wondered.

"It doesn't matter, the leader is picking up the tab for most of this weekend anyway." Kisame reassured him.

"Well had I known that I would have bought those ultra tacky 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts for me and Hidan to wear!" Kakuzu scolded himself.

"You're such an idiot! Why would I have ever worn such a retarded thing with you!" Hidan yelled at him.

"Hey! Those were good shirts, it's the humor in them!" Kakuzu argued back.

"No, it's the moron in them!" Hidan yelled back.

"Come on let's head over to the Venetian, if we're lucky we'll get good seats." Kisame said.

"Oh my god, we are seriously not going to see that damn Dora the Explorer on ice are we?" Zetsu asked.

"Look how excited Tobi is." Kisame said pointing to Tobi who was jumping up and down frantically and clapping. Zetsu sighed.

"Does he eat sugar for breakfast….lunch and dinner every day?" he asked to no one in particular. "No, Kisame we are in Las Vegas….we're not going to the Dora thing. I know, let's go catch one of those wild shows at Circus Circus. That place will entertain Tobi for sure."

"Yeah, I think we can all live with that." Kisame agreed.

"Do we get in free?" Kakuzu asked very concerned. No one answered him, they were sick of him questioning everything that involved spending a dollar.

"By the way, has anyone seen Sasori, Pein, Konan or Lola?" Kisame asked.

"I haven't seen any of the four of them for the past 12 hours."

"I understand you can hold your liquor." Konan asked Lola.

"Baby, I worked in Atlantic City what do you think?" was Lola's response.

"Alright, let's see just how good you really are. Hey, hey excuse me." Konan got the bartenders attention. Two double shots, Cuervo gold." Konan ordered. Tequila….if only Konan knew Lola could shoot tequila better than anything else…

"Hey, hey, hey LOLA….here…put these in your bra." Sasori said loudly.

"What have you two been drinking…oh my god SASORI this is 3,500 hundred dollars in tokens! You shouldn't be walking around with these…here I'll go cash them in." Lola got up to give her seat up to Sasori when Konan grabbed her arm.

"Not yet, the gold has arrived." Konan said handing Lola the tall shot glass….the contest had begun.

"Alright, now I'm going to cash these in."

"Oh my god….she just slammed both those double shots faster than I could pick this one up."

"Konan, Konan…you're funny." Pein said.

"What HAVE you two been drinking?" Pein laughed.

"Vodka…but not much…it was just….strong." Pein laughed again. This would definitely be an interesting evening. By the time Lola had come back from cashing in the loot Konan had ordered four more tequila double shots. She proudly presented them to Lola.

"Two for you, two for me?" Lola asked.

"You bet." Lola picked up one of the glasses.

"Here's to a new record." Lola said downing the next two just as fast. Now as for Orochinmaru and his pals….

"I can't believe you Orochimaru! You know how many issues I've had with the whole 'bones stick out of you' ridicule! And now you drag us to a comedy club called…..THE FUNNY BONE…it's not funny." Kimimaro was bitching at Orochimaru.

"Hey, come on now Kimimaro. There's going to be a great stand up act tonight. Besides this is where Kabuto and I first started devising the perfect plan to keep me young, strong and well….beautiful." Orochimaru said tossing dark black purple hair around.

"Okay, first you go out in public with a purple bow tied around you….second that's weird…..third…..that's weird…" Kimimaro said.

"You know Sasuke hasn't complained about this at all like you have."

"That's because you have made him into your own personal little BITCH! Just like you wanted to make me your bitch! You remember that, huh? Remember that time when we went to Niagara Falls? You made me carry the backpack loaded down with crap for like……7 miles! God!" Kimimaro wasn't happy.

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD! MARISOL! MARISOL! AAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" Deidara was screaming.

"DEIDARA! DEIDARA! DEIDARAAAAAAA! Honey, calm down, calm down!" Marisol tried to alleviate the situation at hand. Deidara had just looked into a mirror and realized that the chlorine in the pool had turned his beautiful blonde hair light green. He was near tears.

"Marisol…..what am I going to do, yeah?" Marisol started pushing the now light green hair away from his face.

"My hair….is dark…..like…..a midnight silken mist that looms in the late night air." Itachi paused. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO UNDER THE WATER YOU MORON! WHY DO YOU THINK DANA AND MARISOL PINNED THEIR HAIR UP!?" Itachi yelled at him.

"It hurts Marosl….it hurts, yeah." Tears were starting to pour now.

"Awww, honey…now listen. I can fix this. I get paid to fix hair. Now I'm going to go over to the bar and get a whole bunch of lemons and we're going to go upstairs and I am going to make you blond again." Marisol reassured him.

"Really, yeah?" Deidara was feeling 2 percent better.

"Yes, now you just hold on." Pretty little Marisol pranced over to the bar tender. "Hi um…..can I get 50 lemons please? Oh and will you cut those in half? Oh and could you put those in a bowl? Thanks!" Marisol instructed as the bar tender honored her bizarre request. This was just the beginning of everyone's wild night in Vegas.