A/N: Sorry it took me so long, I got a job interview and been busy this past week, Gomen. Anyway, here's the bogus chapter….BONUS…I mean bonus chapter…
WARNING: There's a lot of random stuff in this…please bear with it
Chase my life away part 1????
It was early morning, you wake up, and she knocks, knocks, knocks on the door. Time to wake up, perfect smile, it's you I've been waiting for….not quite true…but it was early morning, just needed to get this words out of my head, I mean hearing it play while I rode that God forsaken bus really get my mind ringing….SMACK ouch that hurts! "Well we are at our places and you ruined the entry, why must you do this everytime?" Ruka-chan can't you hold your position a little longer I mean with Michiru in your arms like that you don't have any complaint right? SMACK ouch what was that for, really you should stop that "Well readers want the story not your stupid blabbering, and I don't mind having Michuri in this position, but don't make them wait any longer" Yeah right and you're not making them wait either huh? SMACK really you got to stop that, what if my brains fell out of my head huh "Not gonna comment just write the damn script". Alright already, hope doctor House is in tomorrow cause I'm sure I have brain damage somewhere, hold it, one more smack and we're gonna delay this longer. Now to the story, lights, camera, and ACTION.
It was Tuesday morning and the sun was shinning vibrantly than ever, Maxwell's beauty products are available at any leading market. For free commercials please call….ehem… Though the windows are covered with curtains, the sunlight was able to peek through it, hitting the eyes of our hot blooded blonde, now, now, you're supposed to be sleeping so no smacking. Groans. As the sunlight hit her eyes forcing her to squint it and groan, because this gesture from the sun only means it's time to get up.
Haruka slowly opens her eyes, adjusting to the view; she then turned her head towards her lover for she felt Michiru moved slightly. "I'll never get tired of waking up like this" she said as she stares at Michiru's naked form wrapped all over her own. Michiru was hugging her like she will never let go, this action leave Haruka with an overwhelming feeling of content. She moved to kiss the other on the forehead, waking her up in the process.
"Sorry did I wake you?" Of course you did Haruka, b-a-k-a Glares, well who wouldn't wake up with a gesture like that, he he.
"Morning" came the reply from Michiru snuggling closer to the blonde
"Morning love" Haruka said as she kissed Michiru on the forehead once again, receiving a healthy giggle as response
"How about giving it here?" Michiru removed herself from Haruka and pointed her index finger on her lips
"Morning kisses ne?" She smirked as she gives the other a heart warming kiss on the lips, a full lock, and tongue twisting kiss. But Michiru pulled away before it turned into something different. "Huh? Why?" Haruka asked.
"Maybe we shouldn't kiss after all" She said as she sits up
"Why?" Haruka is dumbfounded by the sudden action
"Well it doesn't taste good" Michiru said suppressing a giggle as she saw the worried-dumb look on Haruka's face, as it slowly turns into an angry expression and all was heard was a "Hmmmp, sorry if my breath smells and taste bad" She laid down and covered her body.
"Well Ruka, it can't be help. I mean we just woke up, it's supposed to taste like that" Michiru said as she reach for her lover and tried to remove the cover
"I'm sorry Ruka, forget that I even said that" no answer as she still tugged on the cover
"Come on Ruka, what do you want me to do? To make up for it" she was finally able to remove the cover
"Kiss me" was the simple command and Michiru comply without any hesitation, despite the fact that it doesn't taste good, they explore the kiss further, taste really didn't matter anymore, the kiss was quickly turning to a very very sensual one as they both felt their naked body rubbing on each other.
"Wait Ruka,….sto….p" Michiru said in between moans, "We can't do it, we have to get up" Michiru said as she freed herself from Haruka, she stood up fast enough that she felt dizzy at first, "I have to fix breakfast for Hotaru and you need to drive her to school, eeeekkk, Ruka" Michiru squeak as Haruka grabbed her waist and kissed her belly and then lifted her up. But the two stop frozen on the spot when the door suddenly flew open, Setsuna appeared on the door frame with bloodshot eyes, Haruka let Michiru down and covered both of their bodies with the blanket.
Setsuna has her hair down, wearing a white night dress, slowly moves towards the two. Did I said move…she was crawling on the carpet with her bones cracking on every move she makes. Shoulders moving up and down with her hands acting like claws gripping the carpet. All of the sudden she was standing, neither of the two notice how she was crawling one minute then standing on the other. She stood in front of their bed as they stood on the other side. Setsuna's body was swaying from left to right while walking small steps, her body was covered in darkness, and then she voiced out "You'll both die in seven days"
"Aren't we supposed to get a call before you come to us" Haruka asked as she took a step back
"Oh no, I take that back, you'll both die this morning if you don't stop this crazy sex madness" Setsuna black aura was replaced with a yellow glow, with her hair flying everywhere, her green hair slowly turning into yellow as everything around them began to float, "I mean, you guys are driving me crazy, with all this noise you make, and you're still going at it, free porn sound may be good at some time but it really is irritating at most time, now I know why you bought Hotaru that disk, why don't you guys stop it already and do something useful" She said this as angrily as she could "Now get ready Hime-chan is about to wake up" With that she walked towards the door and left, slamming the door along the way. She stood at the hallway and returned back to her old good looking self as the suppressed blush creeping slowly upon her face "I can't believe I burst in there like that, and saw them gulp I'm definitely sleep deprived" She taught as she went to her bedroom to get ready for work.
Back to Haruka and Michiru "I'll go check on Hotaru" It was Haruka who spoke first
"Yeah, and I'll go make us some breakfast"
"Yeah"
"Ruka"
"Yes Michi"
"Would you let go of me now" She said as Haruka hold onto her as if she was her only lifeline, scared of Setsuna's sudden entry.
"Hai, Gomene" She let go and went to grab her pajamas, "Hey Michi, we need to get this side of our room sound proof" pointing to the side where Setsuna's room is.
"We should" Michiru said laughing a little as she also get dressed
Breakfast went on like any other day, they shared a meal talk a few completely forgetting about the earlier incident and laughing along their jokes. Haruka took Hotaru to school, Setsuna set off for work and Michiru cleaned the house before Haruka comes back from Hotaru's school, they need to go do some shopping cause their supply run low because of her crazed cooking last Sunday.
The End… S M A C K
Okay, okay it's not the end….geeez really Ruka-chan must you appear like that and smack me with that, that, that paper fan. How do you manage to carry that anyway? "It's a portable, I can fold it like a size of a match box grinning and hit you whenever I like"
And so Haruka picked up Michiru from their house and went to the supermarket. "You have a violin practice today right??"
"Yes, why do you ask Ruka?" she said putting the violin case on the backseat
"Nothing much, can we do the shopping for the frozen goods later tonight?"
"Sure why?"
"I don't want to be the one organizing it inside the Refrigerator" Michiru giggled upon hearing it, for she knows that Haruka can be such a child when it comes to house chores.
"Ruka, don't forget to drop Hotaru in Usagi's house later after school"
"Why?"
"She and Chibi-Usa has to work on a project assigned to them, and Usagi volunteered their house"
"Oh, okay"
They arrived at the supermarket, picking up stuff here and there and putting them in the cart. Flirting with each other from time to time, receiving stares from jealous people, and also look of admiration from obvious fans. They where standing in line of a counter when Haruka received a nudge from Michiru "What is love?" She asked
"Could you get me some ground pepper and salt, I forgot to grab some"
"Okay" Haruka walked to the isle and got what Michiru asked, she stopped when she saw a flash of dark green hair
"Is that Setsuna, she supposed to be at work right?" Curiosity struck her mind as she began to follow the flash of green hair at a good distance.
She stopped as the person she is following stood in front of someone, she can't make out who but she did confirm that the person she was following was Setsuna. She moved closer as so she can listen to what they were talking about.
"We'll meet later at the park, by the Sakura trees, after lunch" It's a male voice, Haruka concluded
"See you then" it was Setsuna, but when she look there was no sign of the two
"What the hell, where did they go?" She then saw Setsuna walking away towards the exit, "There she is, but where is the guy?" Just when she was about to look around, her phone rang, I.D said it was Michiru. "I'll know what you're up to later Sets" She said as she sprint across the supermarket and went to where an angry Michiru is waiting.
"What took you so long? Not flirting again now are we?"
"What? No, I saw Setsuna with someone"
"Oh really?" She said not believing the other as she took the seasonings and add it to their groceries
"Yes, I saw her; she was talking to some guy and said they would meet later"
"Spying on our friend huh? So who was it she was talking to?" Now she was also interested
"I don't know, I didn't even got the chance to see his face"
"Maybe he is just a date"
"Date..? She never kept any secret regarding her dates; she is always proud of who she dates; it's better to follow her later"
"Don't even think about it Haruka, just leave her be" she gave Haruka 'the look'.
"Oh okay, I'll try" Michiru just rolled her eyes on her lover's stubbornness
And so they finally finished their shopping and drive towards Michiru's violin practice. Haruka walked Michiru in and said their good-bye kisses.
"See you later love"
"You better, and don't do anything stupid Ruka"
"I won't, later then" "oh I won't do anything stupid, I will not get caught, first need to make a call" she took her phone out and dialed a number "Hello, Usagi" she entered her car, put on her earpiece as she start her engine and drove away "Yeah, I'm okay, can you pick up the two later, I got to run some errands" she said as she turned a curve "Thanks" from the answer I think Usagi agreed "Call me when you have them at home okay, thanks again"after saying good bye, "Okay, now to the park"
Haruka arrived at the park a little early than she intended but this gave her time to devise a plan. She walked on the grounds of the park along the trail of Sakura trees. "Matte, walking here is dangerous, what if Sets saw me first? I need a better cover up with a good view" This is when she changed clothes, she was now wearing an orange jumpsuit, with a symbol of whirl on the back, she also grew some whiskers on her cheeks, and on her forehead she had a headband with a marking of a leaf. She jump over one of the trees and stood on its branch, then looking sideways for any sign of her target. Jumping from trees to trees with swift movement of a shinobi she finally found her target.
Stopping on a tree a few yards away, she saw her target, she could not see the other person accompanying her target for the Sakura leaves are blocking her view. As she was about to jump over to a closer tree, she was stop by someone.
"Hey you there" It was the park security "Don't you know it is forbidden to climb trees in this park" she shouted loud enough for Haruka to hear but not loud enough to attract too much attention.
Haruka decided to play it safe, she jump down, "Sorry sir I just needed to find my cat"
"Yeah right, you were peaking over at some couples weren't you? Such a lame excuse, only suspicious people would do this, come with me, I'll take you to the park station and knock some sense out of you" He said as he tried to grab hold of Haruka
"Oh no you don't" She back away a bit "Sexy no Jutsu" She transformed into a long blonde hair girl with nothing but clouds covering her private parts. The guard stared at her and then bleeds out to death due to excessive nose bleeding. He dropped down on the ground allowing Haruka change to the orange jumpsuit again and jumps on the trees, searching once again for her target.
Reality counterpart: She just gave the guard a few bucks to let her go.
Now her target was lost due to the sudden intrusion of the guard. She leaps to another tree and there she was able to catch a dark green haired woman, the only problem is that, there were 5 of them, all having the same length and same shade, talk about coincidence.
"How the heck am I supposed to know who Sets is? All of their darn backs are against me" She jumps down from the tree, "Need some reinforcement" She formed some hand
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu" with a flash of smoke, four more Haruka appeared, having identical features.
"Okay guys, we each take a target and confirm who is the real one, now go" The real one of the five said this, and with that all of them moved like the wind and followed one of the dark green haired target.
God I got to make this short, anyway, each of the Haruka check their target, the first one to reach hers turned out that the she was following a man; upon confirming it she told her other forms of her current situation then vanishes into smoke. Second found his target to be pregnant so did the same thing as the first and vanished. Third saw the target to be butt ugly. Fourth hit the jackpot, and found Setsuna, she inform the original one which happens to be the fifth and waited for the other to arrived before vanishing herself.
"Target found, you're one tough chase Sets" She whispered to herself
Reality counterpart: She didn't split into five, she just chase after each of them. She was as fast as the wind anyway
And so she followed Setsuna with a guy that she still couldn't get a good look at. They were walking in the streets of the city now. Setsuna passed by a construction site, so in turn Haruka also has to walk by the site. She was far enough not to be notice by Setsuna. Just as past by the construction site, a freak accident happened. The crane carrying some metals broke one of its cables and as a result, two pieces of the metals was falling right above Haruka.
"Oh hell no" Haruka muttered to herself, she then transformed into an orange haired, wearing a black yukata, shinigami uniform. Holding a large samurai with no hilt, she released an attack.
"Getsuga Tenshou" This attack cuts the metals half, but didn't stop it from falling, thinking quickly she once again change, only her hair this time she was still wearing a black yukata, it turned into a bright red color and her body and face was covered in tattoo and once again gave an attack to the falling metals.
"Hoero, Zabimaru" This attack also didn't stop the falling debris, it only sliced it into many pieces by a snake shaped like blade, "Need of a different approach" so she once again change, having silver hair and a white coat that has the number ten on the back.
"Souten ni Zase, Hyourinmaru" The surroundings turned cold and freezes the falling debris, but still not enough "Damn it, it is still coming" Haruka look and think fast, with one last attempt of transformation, same clothes only different number written, she now has the number six, turning into a black haired with three metal clips on the right side of her hair. She gave out her final attack.
"Chire, Senbon Zakura" As thousands of small blades shaped like cherry blossom leaves sliced the debris into little pieces that made it looked like snow falling from the sky. Finally she was safe, only feeling dust like iced metals, like the snow in winter.
Reality counterpart: The falling metals hit the safety net, forcing some of the dust and sand to fall on Haruka.
She returned to her normal state and removed the dust away from her coat, after accepting the apologies of the head worker she continued her search for Setsuna. She moved quickly for she knows that in every second she could lose sight of Setsuna. She then saw Setsuna standing among some people waiting for the traffic light to change.
"Lucky break, thanks for traffic" She said thanking and invisible God. Just when she was about to resume her chase, a Black figure stood before her, it was floating from the ground, she could not see any face just a black cloth taking form of a big man. She took a step back, now wearing a school uniform, pants, shirt and vest with the label of Hogwarts on it. She fixes her glasses a little before revealing her wand.
"Expecto Patrono" She screamed holding the wand over the black figure, a huge flash of white light flowed out of the wand and drived the figure away. "That will teach them not to mess with me" She resumed her old self, but her one of her coat sleeves were ripped "For the love of God" She once again has the wand and "Reparo" The sleeves fixed itself.
Reality counterpart: The wind blew away a black blanket from someone's laundry, and it ended up on Haruka's face. She struggled with it, and in the process ripping a part of her sleeves. The best solution she taught of was to just rip it off completely and doing the same with the other. She now has a sleeveless coat.
After that entire event, she totally lost her target, "Dang it, where the hell did she went to?" She was looking in the streets as to where Setsuna might be. She spotted the market place, "Oh please don't tell me they went through there?" She started walking towards the market. "I won't be able to find her like this"
Haruka went to an alley, as she was walking her clothes changed, as well as her look. Her hair turned into black just below the shoulder. She was wearing eyeglasses, holding a book while pulling a bag. After looking around, checking if someone can she her. Once she saw no one, she opened the zipper and pieces of paper went flying all over the place. With one quick movement, the papers join to form a hug paper plane. She was a paper master, known as "The Paper". She hopped on the paper plane.
"Okay now the only problem is how to make it fly" Geez Ruka-chan couldn't you have thought about that a little earlier. "Shut up" Hai whatever, here let me give you a hand. Haruka transformed once again, this time she was wearing a dress, a frilly one. A white dress with a huge ribbon at the back, and she was holding a baton like staff. The Staff is colored pink, I think; God it's hard to be color blind sometimes. Anyway the staff has a beak like tip with wings. Then as she was standing on the paper plane, cards are circling around her.
Haruka pick a card among them and with that she lifted the staff, "Wind card, Release"
A gust of wind blew, lifting the paper plane up, letting Haruka fly above.
"Isn't this better, now I can find Setsuna faster, having a bird's eye view is the best"
"Now where are you Sets?"
Reality counterpart: She called her pit crew and asked for helicopter assistance. She was now riding it.
A/N: Emergency cutting of chapter…got a call from the company, need to get ready for the interview…wish me luck sorry to cut the bonus chapter short…my deepest apologies.
To my reviewers:
ARIGATO for the reviews, sorry I didn't got the chance to say something about your review, I'll make up for it, hope you enjoy this chapter, I'm really sorry I'm cutting it short. Please do forgive this sudden act. And oh, Setsuna's part is a little further in this chapter, or the next, something like that, please look forward to it.
To the readers:
Thank you for reading…
Minna-san gomen-ne, I'll update it as soon as I can.