"Oh my god! Tobi has wandered off somewhere!" Zetsu started to panic

"Seriously, what the hell could he possibly get into?" Hidan wondered.

"EVERYTHING! YOU NAME IT! WE'RE IN A CASINO FOR GOD'S SAKE! HE COULD DO ANYTHING STUPID!" Zetsu was still panicked.

"Alright, alright just calm down Zetsu me and dumbass Kakuzu will go search the fourth floor, you stay here and see if he shows up, Kisame can go to the first floor and check things out. We'll be back in 20 minutes." Hidan had efficiently organized everything. Finding Tobi would not be easy and no one had noticed that he had wandered off somewhere. Circus Circus was insanely crowded this night too and so fate would have it that of course Tobi would disappear.

"Hidan, I don't want you getting sidetracked and play any slots. They are too expensive and we're after Tobi." Kakuzu warned.

"Fuck you go to hell Kakuzu! If I want to play any slots…..I will!" Hidan yelled.

"You're always doing this crap Hidan! You're always thinking of number one! Just because you're all 'oooooh look at me I follow Jasshin' you think it's all about you!" Kakuzu argued.

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut the hell up! Quit making a mockery of my religion and my beliefs! Seriously, you're nothing but a cheap tight ass bitch! A TIGHT ASS BITCH KAKUZU. Oh hi there." Hidan politely said to a woman behind him who had just heard his insane ranting.

"Whatever, let's just look for Tobi." Kakuzu said giving up on Hidan. They began searching the fourth floor for any site of Tobi. They both suspected that he could be found near the make you own snow cone counter, but he was nowhere near it. Another possible hot spot for finding Tobi they predicted would be the cotton candy kiosk. This was Circus Circus after all….and so naturally circus based food products would be everywhere.

"Damn, he's not here. Let's say a prayer to Jasshin." Hidan got ready to pray to Jasshin.

"Hidan! There are at least 500 people around us and you're wanting to pray right in the middle of them! God, can't we just get out of here and tell Zetsu that we can't find Tobi!" Kakuzu argued him.

"Not until we say a fucking prayer to Jasshin damn it! It will help us find Tobi!" Hidan yelled back.

"You are such a moron you know that! A moron, Hidan!" Kakuzu yelled.

"Go to hell! I'm praying to Jasshin!" Hidan hissed. Kakuzu shook his head, and just walked away.

Sasori laughed, it was one of those 'you know I think I've had too much to drink' laughs. "Pein, Pein check this out." Sasori showed Pein how he had evenly fanned out 800 dollars in one hundred dollar bills in Lola's pants. Pein nearly fell out of his chair as he leaned over to see what Sasori had been doing.

"Whoa…..how did you get those bills to fan out so easily!" Pein said completely shocked.

"See, it's all in the elastic." Sasori said tugging on Lola's jeans until he had clearly shown how he had shoved all the bills evenly into Lola's underwear.

"Oh my god THAT'S what you've been doing in my pants for the past ten minutes!?" Lola asked loudly.

"Um….yes." Sasori answered.

"That's how you spend your time in my pants? Lola asked taking still yet another double shot.

"Now that you mention it…I could have used my time more wisely."

"HELL YEAH YOU COULD HAVE!" Lola yelled out loud.

"Hey, hey, hey now Lola, Lola you just wait I'll make it up to you. I will." Sasori told her.

"Lola, you're up on my by one shot…I need to catch up." Konan announced.

"You'll need to hurry up. I'm about ready to down another one." Lola challenged.

"You know what we should do? We should go up to our room later me and Konan have a fridge full of wine coolers." Pein said thinking that this was simply a wonderful idea.

"Oh man, we should so do that! I can see if I can fan out 1000 dollars in Lola's pants!" Sasori said much too excited about trying.

"What you can't do that down here?" Pein asked.

"Probably not, see I'll have to pull more of her pants down but oh wait…I could show those people over there that she got these underwear from Victorias Secret. Would that be a good idea?" Sasori wondered.

"Nah, just wait." Pein said making the stupid decision of shoving another drink towards Sasori.

"Alright, now Deidara you just relax. I'm just going to start squeezing these lemons on your head and then I'm going to comb the juice through. Everything will be okay in just a few hours." Marisol reassured him. "Hmmm, okay here's what we need to do. You take your shirt off sit on the edge of this bathtub and I'll take care of the application process." Marisol sat him down on the edge of the tub while she prepared to squeeze lemons all over his hair. Itachi and Dana had already changed their clothes and had decided to play some kind of trivia game that they could select on the TV. They would challenge Marisol and Deidara after this crisis was averted. Since all four of them were absolutely horrible at trivia it would be an evenly matched challenge. In the bathroom, Marisol started squeezing lemons, seeds and all were entangled in Deidara's hair.

"Marisol! I smell like one of those kitchen counter cleaners, yeah!" Deidara said very upset about it.

"Don't you worry baby, I'm going to wash it with my salon quality shampoo once I'm done with this. Then we'll dry it and you will be just as sexy as you were before we got in the pool!" Marisol said happily. Meanwhile, back in the Circus Circus casino….

"Well, we found Tobi. Turns out he's been feeding an elephant peanuts for the past half hour. God, that elephant is going to be so sick." Kisame said to Hidan. "Come on, let's get out of here. It's late and there's a place where you can feed ostrich's. I really don't want Tobi finding that."

"Yeah, it's been a good evening. I'm ready to get to bed." Zetsu agreed.

"Did you see me feed the elephant!? Did you see me! Oh it was fun! I think I made an elephant friend! Isn't that just amazing Zetsu!" Tobi was so excited.

"It's great Tobi." Zetsu said dryly. It was clear that Zetsu just wanted to get Tobi out of there and back to the MGM Grand. They got back to the hotel soon. It was probably stupid of them to go see what Itachi, Dana, Marisol and Deidara were up to. But they decided to stop in for a moment. There was a knock on their door and Marisol still dressed in her bikini opened it.

"Hi guys! I have lemon juice all over my hands, but come in!" She said happily.

"What the hell are you doing?" Kisame asked.

"Well, see Deidara got in the pool, his hair turned green, so now I'm squeezing all these lemons on his head to get rid of the chlorine color! Oh and Itachi and Dana are playing trivia. We're going to play too in a little bit. Okay, Deidara just ten more lemons to go. Then I'll pick all the seeds out and wash it!" Marisol had the perfect plan in action.

"Hey can me and Kisame play trivia with you." Hidan asked.

"Well you can, but I'm awesome at trivia so I'll probably kick your ass." Itachi said.

"Yeah, sure whatever." Kisame said rolling his eyes. He and Hidan sat down in front of the TV to participate in this trivia game. Kakuzu, Tobi and Zetsu said goodnight to everyone and took off to call it a night. It didn't take long for everyone in Itachi and Deidara's room to hear what sounded like someone very loud get out of the elevator outside. There was soon a loud knocking at the door. Once again, Marisol answered it, this time her hands covered in shampoo.

"Hey Lo….oh my you've like so been drinking." Marisol said.

"Hey…..what are you fuckers doing in here." Lola asked practically falling in the room, but only because Sasori had fallen on her from behind.

"Oh my god! Quick Lola what's the name of this song! It's like Marcoli plays the mamba listen to the radio….what is that song! " Kisame asked panicked because he HAD to get the answer right. Lola thought a moment.

"HEY SASORI! Oh you're right there, I don't need to yell. HEY WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT SONG…IT GOES MARCOLI PLAYS THE MAMBA LISTEN TO THE RADIO? HEY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. SHIT, AM I YELLING?" Lola asked loudly.

"OH! That's We built this city on Rock and Roll! That's what it is." Sasori told her.

"HEY HEEEEEEEEY KISAME!" Lola yelled. "It's We built this city on Rock and Roll!"

"My god how much has she had to drink?" Hidan asked no one in particular. Pein and Konan stumbled in behind them.

"Hi you guys, we're not staying long…just wanted to say hi….soooo…..hi." Pein said.

"Oh my god. Lola! I just found this little paper tablet. I rearranged the letters of your name." Sasori laughed. "I got…Lalo." He laughed some more. "Oh god….that's fun. Lalo."

"He found a tablet and a pen that fast? God, someone's just got to watch him at all times." Konan said out loud.