Um um um….o-kay…this chappie will be written in Dib's AMAZING first-person POV! YAH!!! Okay, I'll be quiet now. Ooh…and there maaay be some fluff in this chapter! U could look at it that way. Zim may also be OOC, but it's just becuz of his amazing CONFUZZLING plan, remember? So don't bombard me with reviews saying, "OMG, ZIM IS SO OUT-OF-CHARACTER IN THIS CHAPTER, HE ACTED SO…FLUFF-EH!"
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Dib's POV
"Gaz!" I looked over at my purple-haired sister, who was playing her Gameslave 2 beside me on the couch. I knew that it wasn't a good idea to bother her while she was playing…a lesson I learn too often. (Those lessons usually ended up with me injured in some way or missing a body part.)
"Gaz…?"
She looked up at me, eyes narrowed in a can't-you-see-I'm-busy-so-go-away-before-I-turn-you-inside-out-and-feed-your-insides-to-a-dog kind of way. "What?" she growled.
"Gaz? Have you ever…had someone like you?" I immediately winced at the look on her face. Please, I prayed, let it be quick…
"What kind of question is that? What, did some freak propose to you or something?"
I thought of the roses… "Ah, what? No! I…"
Gaz's hands tightened visibly on her Gameslave 2. "Now, Dib, if you don't leave me alone, I will personally make sure you will be confined to a hospital room for the next three years!!!" I cringed, having absolutely no doubt she could do it. Deciding it was better for my body to leave the room than to almost die again, I slid off the couch and went over to the front door. Pausing, my hand over the doorknob, I said, somewhat unsure, "I'm…going to take a walk, okay…?"
There was no reply from Gaz, save for a low inhuman growl sounding deep from her throat that plainly said, "I don't care. Just leave."
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The Park, thirty minutes later
"Ah…" It was a beautiful day. The sun was out, and the cloudless sky was a perfect shade of blue. I lay down on the grass and stared up at it. It was all what I need to get my thoughts sorted out about…
"…ooh, look at the squirrel!!!! It's flyin'!!!! Look at the FLYIN' SQUIRREL, MASTA'!!!"
…eh? That voice…
GIR?
I sat up and turned around, where the voice had seemed to come from. "H-huh?"
"HI, MR. SQUIRREL-MAN!!!!"
I turned back around and screamed in surprise as Gir, in his bad green dog costume, appeared out of nowhere right in front of my face. "What…what…?!"
"MASTA'S LOOKING FOR YOU!!"
"What?! Wait…this isn't one of Zim's plans, now, is it?" I sprung up and narrowed my eyes at the blankly staring dog, which suddenly cheered and clapped its hands. Not paying attention to what I said, Gir happily pointed behind me, exclaiming, "Masta's coming over here right now! HIIII, MASTER!!!"
I turned around and saw Zim, ever so poorly disguised in his contacts and wig. Why, I could just pull of those contacts and kick off his wig…then everyone could see what he REALLY is! I tensed myself up for another inevitable, unavoidable, sure-to-happen fight.
But it didn't happen.
Instead, for some strange, odd reason, Zim gave me a VEEERY weird smile and greeted me in an obviously fake cheery voice, "Hello, Dib-wo—I mean, Dib! It certainly is pleasant to meet you here, in this lovely day! Is the weather not beautiful? It makes me just want to HUG somebody!" That was more of something Gir would say…
Then, to my surprise, Zim jumped onto me and latched his arms around my neck, much as a little kid would. He rubbed his face against my cheek, and I instinctively blushed.
"Z-ZIM?! G-get off me!" The pink tinge on my face was gradually deepening. Zim, however, did not get off, and he obviously didn't plan to, as I felt his arms tighten around my neck. I couldn't breathe.
"Ch-choking…Z-zim…"
All of a sudden, it was all over. Air rushed down my lungs, and I stared, shocked, at Zim, who had now detached himself and was picking up Gir's leash. Zim smiled, saluted me with a happy "Well, see you at skool tomorrow!" and walked off, whistling, dragging Gir behind me.
I breathed heavily, massaging my massacred throat. "That…was weird."
Maybe it would have been better if I had stayed home with Gaz.
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Ta-da! Another chapter done!! And remember: Zim's weird actions are all PART OF THE PLAN!!!! O-kah? And it wuz sorta fluffy…and to those fluff-haters, I'm sorry…but blame Zim's CONFUZZLING PLAN!!!! And besides, Dib didn't like being part of the fluff…or did he? Lol XD