It was eight in the morning. Hidan looked completely exhausted. Zetsu didn't look any better at all. Neither of them had barely gotten any sleep the night before. Kisame had managed to get four hours. Unfortunately, stupid Tobi always slept like a log….no matter what was going on and so he was perfectly rested and happy to be at breakfast.

"Oh my god everybody look at Deidara's perfect blond hair!" Marisol said digging her hands in gorgeous now completely blond and shiny blond hair. Marisol was so excited that her lemon treatment had worked.

"Whatever." Kakuzu answered. He had slept in the bathtub all night…..he wasn't happy about it. Naturally, he had blamed Hidan for it. Marisol, Dana, Itachi and Deidara had joined everyone else. But, Pein, Konan, Sasori and Lola were still missing.

"Do you think they have egg substitute on this menu?" Itachi asked no one in particular.

"OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T CHECKED ON PRINCESS, YEAH!" Deidara said freaking out.

"Honey, honey I'm sure Princess is fine, we'll check on her when Sasori gets he. Besides, he's like the only one who constantly has a phone." Marisol said quickly calming him down.

"You know, I like so see this on menus all the time….what is a gratuity? I so don't get that." Dana wondered.

"It's a prefigured amount of tip for the waitresses, Dana. The whole table pays it." Kisame explained.

"Oh….you mean like taxes or something, yeah?" she asked.

"Well…..sort of." Kisame said. Lola and Sasori had now joined everyone else at breakfast. Lola was decked out head to toe in her New England Patriots sweat pants and sweatshirt. She absently sat down, didn't say a word, just waited for Sasori to do the same.

"Lola! You shouldn't wear such ugly things to breakfast, yeah!" Dana insisted. "And oh my god, you look awful were you up all night?" Dana had just crossed the line. She slowly turned her head and shot wicked yes at Dana but she still didn't say a word. Sasori was in another universe and he had gotten back up to find the nearest thermos of coffee. He soon returned. He poured Lola a cup and pushed it in front of her. Lola stared at it for a very long time before she actually picked it up.

"So um….Sasori what did you do last night?" Hidan asked with a certain degree of spite in his voice.

"I won a lot of money." He finally said after thinking about it for quite some time.

"Uh huh, yeah, who else did you do last night?" Hidan persisted. Sasori thought about this for a long time.

"What?" he asked confused.

"Oh for god's sake Sasori why the hell are you and Lola so damn loud?!" Hidan scolded.

"What are you getting at?" Sasori asked taking a drink of coffee. Hidan sighed.

"You are the loudest people I have ever heard having sex in my life! My god why did you two have to be directly above us?!" Hidan insisted. Now Lola was thinking very hard…the sleeping beast had awoken.

"No….no, no….this doesn't add. First, we were sound asleep by 2:30. Secondly, we're not above you. Lastly, if you had 10 shots of rum or 14 shots of tequila would you be able to get it up? That's what I thought, the defense rests its case." Lola said weakly. She started drinking the coffee faster in hopes this would kill the awful hangover.

"Sooo…..if you two aren't in the room above us….who….ooooooh…here comes Pein and Konan." Hidan deduced. "Those bitches…hey we're sorry or blaming you two all morning." Hidan said quietly.

"Good morning everyone!" Konan was perky this morning.

"Hey guys, how's it going." Pein said just as happily. Lola's head hit the table, brunette hair falling everywhere.

"Good god how hard did she drink last night?" Kakuzu asked.

"I don't really know. I didn't think it was that much." Sasori answered pouring another cup of coffee. Unfortunately, the thirteen of them were sitting near the breakfast buffet which was a high traffic area. Now at this point the wrong guy walked by at the wrong time and said the wrong thing…

"The Patriots? God, didn't they suck last season?" the man said very nonchalantly continuing to the breakfast buffet.

"OOH, OOOOOH, OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?" Lola's head came flying off the table. The man laughed.

"Well, yeah I mean my god do you even know anything about their defense?"

"HEY! THE PATRIOTS WERE 14-3 LAST SEASON! 14-3! AND LET ME TELL YOU SOME SHIT ABOUT THEIR DEFNESE! NEW ENGLAND'S GOT ONE FUCKING TIGHT DEFENSE BITCH! HEY, HEY, HEY YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS? YOU WANNA GO!? HEY WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING TEAM ANYWAY?" Lola yelled at the breakfast buffet guy.

"Steelers." The man replied.

"AW, FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM STEELERS!!" Lola hissed.

"Um, aren't you going to stop her from potentially getting us kicked out of here?" Kisame asked. Sasori shrugged his shoulders.

"Now, really what the hell would I be able to do? Besides, it would be like if I told Kakuzu there was a twenty on the floor….he'd flip out and there's be no stopping him." Kisame thought about that for a moment.

"Hey, Kakuzu there's a twenty on the floor." Kisame said.

"WHERE?! WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!? WHERE!?"

"See, what did I tell you?" Sasori said confidently as Tobi freaked out.

"I think I see your point." Kisame said. Lola laughed.

"He knew I could own his ass! What a weak defense! Damn a prosecution would walk right over his ass!" Lola said victoriously.

"Okay, Sasori I need your phone now. I need to call and check on Princess, yeah." Deidara said.

"Be careful with this, the iphone doesn't come cheap!" Sasori insisted.

"Oh my god, I so hate your wallpaper, yeah." Deidara rolled his eyes at Sasori's 'blue puddle' wallpaper on his phone. "Yes, hello Gaara? What the hell are you doing, yeah? Whatever, I don't really care I want to know if Princess is okay, yeah? She is? How sure are you that she's happy and well fed and loved? Are you willing to swear that on an exploding bird? Hmmmmm? Very well. Put Princess on the phone Marisol wants to talk to her, yeah." Deidara handed the phone over t Marisol.

"Oh my god is this like an iphone? Wow, these are like way expensive. Hi Princeeeeeesssss! Hi Princess! Are you being good? Are you? I can't wait to hug you , no I can't! I'm going hug you when I get home. Okay, bye Princess. Bye!" Marisol handed the phone back to Deidara.

"Well, Princess seems to be happy. I could hear her purring, yeah. She better be purring when we get home! You want to what? Fine, let me get him, yeah. Here the stupid redhead wants to talk to you." Deidara said handing the phone to Sasori.

"Hey. Oh before you tell me too much you may have to call me back later and remind me of anything you tell me because I am insanely hung over this morning. Yeah. There's an electric blanket in our closet. Hey um…me and Lola will give you 50 dollars to clean that closet out. Alright, I have to go now because I think Itachi's getting ready to completely freak out about something. Alright, bye."

"Dana, what did I ask for." Itachi said calmly.

"You ordered egg whites with a whole wheat bagel, light cream cheese, honey dew with strawberries and soy milk, yeah." Dana said happily.

"Damn right I did! Dana, what do you see on this plate?"

"Ooooooh, those eggs have yolks, yeah." Dana said poking one of the eggs.

"Oh my god! I can NOT eat egg yolks! I mean what the hell are these people at this hotel thinking? It's not like I'm Zetsu or Tobi I'm ITACHI for god's sake! AND ITACHI DOESN'T EAT EGG YOLKS! I'm going to have to re-order these eggs. Oh my god, my life sucks ass sometimes."

"Where the hell are Pein and Konan?" Kakuzu asked. "They've been gone for like 20 minutes."

"They both are up there at the buffet but everyone's fascinated with Konan's blue hair and so they haven't made it back to the table." Zetsu answered.

"Seriously, Lola are you ever going to order anything? That waitress has come back like 3 times." Hidan said.

"Damn have I still not ordered anything. God, I'll be hungover until noon if I don't." Lola said.

"Come on Lola let's both just order the buffet that way we don't have to wait." Sasori has the solution every time.

"OH MY GOD THIS ISN'T MARGARINE IT'S BUTTER!" Itachi started to get a little bent out of shape again. "Dana, this place sucks, we are never coming back!" Itachi insisted.

"Itachi, the food is great you so need to just chill, yeah." Deidara told him.

"Oh and like you would be all calm and shit if you were served strawberry jelly instead of strawberry PRESERVES." Itachi challenged.

"Itachi that is like so different, yeah." Deidara insisted.

"Whatever." And Itachi waited for their waitress to return so he could point out the tragic mistake.