"I just can't get over all the MONEY!" Kakuzu said observing people around him redeeming their tickets for cash they had won in the casinos.

"It's Las Vegas what did you expect, seriously?" Hidan asked.

"I just didn't expect there to be so much money here!" Kakuzu said excitedly.

"Alright, what are we going to attend this morning? There's a fundraising for evil organizations seminar, should we go to that?" Kisame asked.

"No, the leader always comes up with something stupid for us to do. Remember the car wash?" Zetsu asked.

"God, don't make me remember the car wash. That was almost as bad as the bake sale and financial planning fund raiser." Kisame said.

"Yeah, and remember when Itachi tried to talk us into having one of those fake designer purse parties?" Zetsu reminisced.

"God that was so incredibly stupid!" Kisame said. "Hey, what about this interactive lecture on ways to secretly transport yourself."

"Well, the only problem with that is the fact that Deidara ruined anything secret about our travel when he started passing out those 'WE'RE AKATSUKI' flyers at DisneyWorld…he wrote on the flyers how we got there!" Zetsu ranted.

"Speaking of Deidara, where did he and Itachi go? They were supposed to be following us." Kisame wondered.

"Um…Itachi's over there in someone's face. Wait…..that looks like a group from Konoha. What the hell are they doing here, seriously?" Hidan asked.

"You think you can pull long hair off!? Oh my god have you looked at yourself lately? You so don't compare to me!" Itachi was arguing with none other than Hyuuga Neji.

"I'm….sorry?" was Neji's very confused reply, besides Itachi had just gotten all up in his face for absolutely no reason.

"I see how you are! You think that just because you're here at the convention that you can steal the show! Well I have news for you! I am so much hotter than you!" Itachi was still pressing this issue even though Neji seemed uninterested.

"Um…okay?"

"And as for the rest of your friends here…..move…. me and Deidara have got things to do." Itachi hadn't really accomplished anything. Unless you consider the odd stares from Huuga Neji, Tenten, Rock Lee, Maito Gai, Sarutobi Asuma, Yuuhi Kurenai, Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata, Naara Shikamaru and Akimichi Chouji.

"Can….anyone explain what just now happened?" Chouji asked.

"I think we were on our way to find a sandwich place….and then….well….Itachi happened." Gai reasoned. It all made sense. But whatever had just happened the Konoha group shrugged it off and continued on their way.

"God, can you believe some people Deidara? I mean they come in here prancing around like they are something else. You know, it's like people just don't even look at me. Deidara are you listening to me?" Itachi asked.

"Itachi! I completely forgot to unplug the flat iron this morning, yeah! Do you think Marisol unplugged it!?"

"Oh my god you never listen to me anymore! Look just because Marisol screams for you when she's…." Deidara interrupted Itachi's rant.

"OH MY GOD LOOK! A SALE AT EXPRESS, YEAH."

"Attention span of a gerbil…" Itachi mumbled to himself as he let Deidara pull him into the Express store.

"Kakazu! Oh my god quit chasing people around just because they have five dollars, seriously! It's so fucking annoying!" Hidan scolded Kakuzu.

"Shut up Hidan! I need to follow the money if I want to get to the money!" Kakuzu insisted.

"Whatever." Hidan said rolling his eyes.

Meanwhile, back in the main lobby of Caesar's Palace Resort……

"Ooooh my god, Pein check this out! Remember last night when I fanned out 800 dollars in Lola's pants…..check it out…..1700 dollars!! Look how perfectly I lined up the corners of those bills! Oh my god, it's like I've just paid for all me legal fees!" Pein looked at what Sasori was so proud of.

"Um, how much money have you two won so far? We've only been here for one day." Pein questioned.

"Only about 2000 dollars." Sasori answered.

"Whoa….whoa…..two thousand dollars. Sasori…..that's insane…how the hell did you….you know what never mind. Why is Konan taking so long? We just wanted directions to that discount outlet."

"Oh my god did you fan out 1200 dollars in my pants?" Lola asked seeing many 100 dollar bills sticking out of her pants. have." Sasori answered.

"Dana, I thought Itachi and Deidara were coming back by 3:00 so we could go to that amazing looking café down there beside the New York New York hotel." Marisol asked.

"I know, it's like so unlike them to be late, yeah." Dana said.

"Maybe they forgot what time to be back here." Marisol suggested.

"No…I'm guessing a sale was involved, yeah." Dana said. She could not have been more correct.

"Do you think it was a dumb idea to let Tobi bother that guy selling hotdogs outside on the street?" Kisame asked.

"Of course that was completely stupid! You know how much Tobi loves to bother hot dog vendors! He's probably out there asking stupid questions and trying to choose toppings for his footer!" Zetsu sighed as he went back outside to find Tobi.

"I had no idea Tobi was that in to hotdogs." Kisame said to Hidan as Zetsu left.

"Seriously, I didn't either. Hey come on, Kakuzu is trying to rob that slot machine we better stop him." Hidan said.

"Ah yes, Sasori. We thought you'd be here….sitting there…..trying to be better than us." Kabuto said to Sasori. Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke and Kimimaru had just invaded the lobby of the MGM Grand Hotel. Konan was still trying to get directions to the discount outlet, apparently everyone was directing her to a different one. "Anyway, Orochimaru dares you…..to strip in this hotel lobby." Kabuto finished as Orochimaru smiled menacingly. Sasori blinked a few times.

"What the hell.

is going on right now?"

"You hear me……prove yourself to us now….we've been after your sorry ass for five years!" Sasori blinked again.

"Soooo, are you saying you're gay?"

"Strip or die Sasori!" Kabuto insisted. He was still confused as hell.

"Why are you even in this hotel right now?"

"We knew you were here….with Pein and we don't like him either." Kabuto insisted.

"Yeah, and besides, it's been a long time Sasori….I always knew you'd turn out looking like your dad." Orochimaru said.

"You don't fucking know my dad! Wait, wait….what the hell is going on with you people why are you in here acting……odd?"

"We're just here to settle the score, Sasori. You've had it too good for too long."

"Riiiiiight….okay Konan is motioning for us so we're going to go." And so Sasori, Lola and Pein quickly fled the scene.

Hey everyone! I'm sorry for the very slow update. Things have been very hectic at both school and with the holidays. However, I should have some more time to update now! I plan on starting a new story very soon!