"Fine, fine. I'll get Tobi a kid's meal but after that can we please go see if any of the leader's articles ever got published in those evil organization magazines?" Zetsu asked.

"Yeah, we'll go check it out after we settle Tobi down." Kisame reassured him.

"I don't understand why he gets so worked up anyway, I mean I know he always looks forward to the free toy and all but does he really need to roll around in the floor like that?" Hidan asked.

"It's a Tobi thing….he does that every time he watches Chicken Little also." Zetsu said.

"You know, I'm just glad that we have one day to ourselves without stupid ass Kakuzu, you know he so pisses me off." Hidan said.

"Yeah, we know." Kisame told him.

"It's really too bad that we have to go back home tomorrow." Zetsu said.

"Yeah, I feel like we've only started to do stuff. But on the other hand I think Itachi Deidara and Sasori have already had too much Vegas." Kisame said.

"Howso?" Hidan wondered.

"Where do I start…..how about how Itachi got drunk last night and tried to get Dana to have sex with him in the bar of this hotel, Deidara didn't know how to cash in one of those tickets that you get out of the slot machines….he thought it was a check that he had to sign. And then there's Sasori….he's won a total of 3700 dollars at blackjack, he and Lola spent 4000 dollars today shopping on the strip, I overheard him say this morning "Lola, I swear that's the best sex we've ever had". He's completely out of control. Now us, well we could stay an extra….Tobi! Tobi! Get back over here! We're trying to get you a kids meal now quit running around!" Zetsu scolded him.

Meanwhile Itachi and Deidara were facing their latest dilemma in Las Vegas. "Take it off! Take it off now! I already had that picked out to wear today!" Itachi yelled beating Deidara.

"Aaaaggggh! Aaggghhh! Aaaaaaggggghh! Stop Itachi! Stop it, yeah! Oh my god!"

"Take….that….off! Oh my god, you're always doing this! You're always trying to wear what I already have mentally picked out for the day!" Itachi ranted.

"How am I ever supposed to know what you mentally have picked out, yeah?" Deidara whined. Itachi had managed to pin Deidara to the floor in his attempts to get back his much sought after Armani suit.

"You know how incredibly amazing I look in this suit! Take it off now or I swear I would take it off for you!" Itachi threatened. Of course Lola just HAD to walk in at the perfect time.

"Dana do you……" she stopped as she watched what was unfolding on the floor before her. She sighed. "I always knew this day would come…..hey, be gentle with him okay? He's not the rough type." Lola said to Itachi and she just walked away and quickly forgot about asking Dana about the happy hour times at the downstairs café.

"GREAT NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! NOW LOLA THINKS I WANT TO BE GAY WITH YOU!" Itachi screamed managing to get the suit jacket off Deidara.

"Oh my god are you saying your wouldn't be gay with me if you had the choice, yeah?" Deidara wondered innocently.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! OH MY GOD SHUT THE HELL UP! YES I'D BE GAY WITH YOU IF I HAD TO….AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!! OH MY GOD DEIDARA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH! LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND SO INCREDIBLY GAY WHEN I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT!" Itachi screamed.

"Oh wow! Dana look! Deidara and I did this once! He got me undressed in like 40 seconds!" Marisol said as she peered through her mountain of shopping bags at this spectacle on the floor. She and Dana had just spent a lot of money.

"Dana, you and I are going to that Gucci store as soon as I GET MY DAMN ARMANI SUIT BACK!" Itachi told Dana.

"Okay, well good luck with that baby because it looks like my baby brother has it on, yeah."

"You mean to tell me the leader has secretly been paying you and me a lot more than anyone else?" Pein asked Sasori in complete shock.

"Oh hell yeah. I mean the leader only wants Deidara for his body, Itachi for his ruthless side, Zetsu because he's a fucking freak of nature and Kisame because he's a good conversation piece. Now you and me….we're the brains. Of course if the leader had known Lola before me…..she would have been the brains and I would have turned into her bitch….which in theory would have been kind of cool."

"See, now you know how I met Konan." Pein said.

"Are you saying Konan came in first?" Sasori asked.

"Yeah, she was just a sweetheart and damn did I fall hard for her." Pein reminisced.

It seems as though this Vegas adventure is going pretty nicely for everyone….except maybe Kakuzu who's too obsessed with the money to focus on anything else. They'll make it back in one piece surely. But will Itachi ever get the suit he wants? Will Tobi get the kids meal? What exactly have Sasori and Lola been up to? You know what they say…what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas….

Hey everyone I got a new computer and so I've been slowed down trying to transfer stuff from one system to another. I'm ending this story to begin a new one: Still Yet Another Akatsuki New Year's Eve! Look for it soon!!!