Disclaimer: Yes, I remembered. I almost forgot. Now, if I invented POTC, I'd be male and rich, so I wouldn't have to stoop so low as to making fun of it, now would I? Anyway, I hope this makes you laugh.
A special thanks to the REAL Tiffany who wrote out the rest of the Pirate Song (I just wanted to do one verse, but nooo...) Enjoy!
Abigail and Rose giggled like little children as they walked in the tavern in Tortuga. "It's just like in the movie!" Abigail whispered.
"Yeah," Rose said. "Remember the creepy woman that was hitting on Will?"
"Hey! He's MINE!" Abigail screamed.
The woman (who had way too much mascara on) turned and rolled her eyes. Abigail dashed forward. "Willy-kins!"
"My name is NOT Wily-kins!"
Jack and Gibbs looked up from their conversation. Gibbs raised an eyebrow. "Who is that?"
Jack shrugged. "No idea, but you understand what I'm saying, savvy?"
Meanwhile, Rose continued exploring the tavern when she came to a group of pirates, singing in out of tune voices and sloshing wine out of their mugs. "Yo, ho, ho, and a bottle of rum!"
"You call that music?" Rose asked.
"Yar, lassie, I does."
Rose shook her head. "Let me show you how it's done."
Rose climbed on a table and screamed, "Hey!"
Several pirates in the tavern turned to look at her. Clearing her throat, Rose grined and said, "I'm going to sing a song dedicated to Captain Jack Sparrow."
Captain Jack Sparrow, at the moment, looked as if he's rather jump of a ship and be eaten by sharks than hear what was coming next. "Mate, I'm gonna need some rum," he muttered to Gibbs.
Rose smiled again and sang.
"I'm bringing sexy back- yeah!
Them other pirates don't know how to act
I think you're sexy, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take 'em to the bridge
Dirty Jack
You see the shackles
Pirate this is it
I'll let you kiss me
Before you go
Take 'em to the chorus
Come here pirate
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those swords
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me nervous
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead Jackie
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on."
"Whoo!" Abigail screamed, joining in on the chorus.
"I'm bringing sexy back!"
The girls paused as several pirates screamed, "YEAH!"
"Them other pirates don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast
Take 'em to the bridge
I'm bringing sexy back- YEAH!
Your pirate lovers watch how I attack
If that's your Jack you better watch your back
Cause he'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take 'em to the chorus!"
Rose bowed elaborately to the cheering crowd. "I love you, Tortuga!"
Rum slopped on the stage as pirates jumped around, and Rose began an encore. Abigail glanced back at Jack who watching wide-eyed. "Where'd she get that rum from?"
Gibbs shook his head, simply staring as Rose repeated another chorus. "What. Was. That!?" Will asked.
"Oh, that was her interpretation of Justin Timberlake," Abigail replied.
The girl shuffled through her purse. "Oh, hold this a sec."
Abigail dumped out her purse's contents in Will's hands, looking for her mp3 player. "What is this?" he asked.
"My camera phone."
"And this?"
"That's my money. Oh, here it is."
Abigail crammed everything back into her purse and clicked her mp3 player before handing Will the headphones. "Put these to your ears."
Will obliged curiously before shoving the headphones back with an appalled look. "You actually like this? How can he say that in public?"
"Hm…I don't know. Hey, Rose, you were great!"
Rose grinned. "Thanks. Are we ready to go?"
Gibbs looked at Jack who shrugged. "More crew, I guess."
"Yah!" Abigail yelled. "I get to stay with Willy-nily!"
"No!" Will whined.
"BEEP!" the girls chorused.
"Why are you beeping again?" Will yelled.
"Don't worry, Willy Wonka, it's no big deal!"
"My name is Will Turner! It's not Willy Wonka, or Willy-nilly, or-"
Jack placed a hand on his shoulder. "Mate, just stop it. We've all got somethin' that annoys us. For me, it's not havin' rum. This is just yours."
Rose grinned. "He's bringing sexy back!"
A loud echo of 'yeah' was heard as the five of them left the tavern.
Okay- shorter than my last one, not the best thing you've ever read, but I hope it makes you laugh. Thanks for my first reveiw! Happy New Year, and be sure to reveiw!