Chapter One: Deidara Alone
"So I'm in Hell you say? And who are you?" Deidara said trying to keep his cool; he had imagined Hell to be horrible, with screaming and blood, and a lot more fire than just two torches.
"I am Lucifer, the devil." He said "And you are here today because you exploded yourself." Lucifer looked around; he looked as though he didn't want to be sitting on his black velvet thrown, like he had better things to do. "Well Deidara Hell is not permanent for those who try hard enough. You see," Lucifer paused he studied Deidara's face; it had one scar on his cheek. Then Lucifer continued "You see Deidara, if you can escape from Hell you are free to return to Earth."
"Wait," Deidara said "If you return to Earth then why have I seen anyone I knew was dead return?"
"Well Deidara, your friend Tobi has already come and gone from Hell a few times." Deidara stared in silence and disbelief, how could Tobi have come back from Hell?
"Deidara are you ready to listen to what I have to say?" Deidara shook his head. "Good, now getting back is no easy task. Also any wounds you received while dieing, or before death will remain, why do you think Tobi wears a mask? Anyway there are many challenges for you to face. When and if you get out you will be a changed man Deidara." Lucifer got up out of his chair and a huge door appeared behind him. "Deidara go, go into the fires of Hell."
Deidara walked through the massive black door, he soon found himself in a real hell. All around him were Tobis and they pranced around him saying "Come on senpia can you catch up with me?" No, this can't be real; I have to think of a way out of this. Wait is this is Hell, and I'm being tested to get out then all I have to do for this test is outsmart them.
"Hey you guys aren't the real Tobi. First there is only one Tobi, Second Tobi complains about my attacks being too fast, he never says anything about catching up." Deidara finished. Then the Tobis transformed into little imps and ran off. Deidara was not surrounded by dead trees and red-ish looking grass. What is this place, it seems to be in an eternal dawn. It must be another test. I have to figure it out. Deidara walked on through this place of eternal dawn. He occasionally kicked down a dead tree or made a mark on something with a Kunai knife. As he walked Deidara looked up and noticed how red the clouds looked, then he realized that this was his safe realm, a place he would be safe in, in Hell. This was an area of akatsuki, dawn. Deidara wandered more, and he walked up to a door.
This must lead out. Then Deidara saw a bird flying over head. I wonder. "Katsu!" Deidara exploded that seemingly normal bird, but instead of rained down blood and guts it rained down clay. Just now realizing he didn't have any clay in his bags Deidara filled them, he knew he would need it. Then Deidara walked through the door, into his next challenge.