Disclaimer: Just in case you've missed the last few chapters, I don't own POTC and probably never will. This is a short chapter, but the next one should be really long since Rose and Abigail are in different places. Enjoy!

He's ovr there!

Behind the rum?

Y.

The text messages went back and forth as the girls moved closer. Rose turned on her mp3 player and rose quietly from behind a barrel of rum with Jaws theme music playing. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, dum! "Attack!" Rose yelled.

Will yelped as the two teenaged girls attacked him with eye shadow and lipstick. "Uh…we're here," Jack said coming below decks.

"Okay!" the girls chorused.

Will emerged, covered in bright Hollywood lipstick and six different metallic eye shadows. Jack paused, taking in Will's appearance and said, "Mate, that's not your color."

"Good! I don't want it to be my color!"

Rose flipped her mp3 player to sad violin music and pouted. "Well, are you two coming ashore?" Jack asked.

"Aye!" Abigail yelled.

"Good! Mate, wash ter face 'n we'll be on our way!"

ILOVEJACKILOVEJACKILOVEJACK

"Oooooh! Sparkly!" Abigail said, looking at the treasure.
"Eh! There's a skull!"

"No honor amongst thieves, huh?" Will asked.

Jack laughed.

"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you're well on your way to becoming one. Sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the Fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure."

"It's sparkly!" Abigail said.

"I am not obsessed with treasure," Will said.

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Gentlemen, our time has come!"

"Elizabeth!" Will gasped.

The group ran behind a pile of treasure to watch the pirates and Elizabeth. Will ran up, knocking a golden goblet at Abigail's feet. "Ooh…are these real rubies?"

The girl sheepishly stuffed the goblet in her purse. "Not yet," Jack growled. "Wait, lad."

Suddenly, Will grabbed an oar and knocked Jack out. "Sorry, Jack, I'm not going to be your leverage."

"JACKIE!!!!" Rose screamed. "How dare you hurt my Jackie!"

"Shut-up! We're gonna get caught!" Abigail said.

Abigail followed Will to the pile of treasure while Rose stayed with Jack. Poor Jack, Abigail thought.

Elizabeth gasped and followed them around the treasure.

Meanwhile, a pirate approached Jack. "You! You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?" Jack asked. "Oh!"

The pirates pointed pistols at them, and Rose pulled out her camera phone to take pictures. Someone's pistol went off and Rose dropped to her knees screaming a scream that could be heard miles around. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

On the Interceptor

Abigail, Will, and Elizabeth jumped as a scream filled the air. "What in bloody-" Gibbs began.

"CENSORED!" Abigail and Will screamed hastily.

"-was THAT?"

"It sounded like Rose screaming. Only one thing would make her scream that loud- breaking her phone."

On the Dauntless

Governor Swann covered his ears. "Ah! What is that ghastly wailing?"

"A siren, perhaps?" a soldier suggested.

"It sounds more like someone being eaten alive by sharks!" another said.

In England

Queen Elizabeth paused, looking up at the sky. "What was that?"

Ten minutes later- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Wow," a pirate said, "She can hold a scream for a long time!"

"You will die for that!" Rose screamed. "That was new! KARMA, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!? I ALWAYS ate MY spinach!"

The girl silenced as the pirates gathered around with more pistols. "I can wait."

"Um… Palulay?palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner?"

"Parley?" Rose asked.

"Aw, yes, that's the one! Parley! Parley!"

"Down to the depths whatever man thought up parley," a pirate muttered.

"That would be the French," Jack said.

"Yeah! Blame the Frenchies! They were one of the cause of World War II- their Treaty of Versailles."

"Aye! Curse the Frenchies!" another pirate said. "Take 'em to Barbossa!"

"Eh…you need a Tic-tac," Rose said as they were led away.

Two pirates looked at each other. One said, "Mate, what's World War II?"

I hope this silly little passage made you laugh. Hey, we're almost done! That's okay...I've got two more movies to go.

PREVEIW

"You know, Ellizabeth, Will likes girls that play hard to get."

"Really?" Elizabeth asked.

Abigail nodded sagely. "Oh, yes, I suggest you 'ignore' him for a few days. It'll really turn him on."