A/N: Being the crazy person I am… Humor is needed…(also I killed Sai, I don't think he really is dead.)

When we last left you hero's

"Hey it is not Hero's it is villains!" (Kimimaro)

Fine, when we last left are villans

"NO That is not how this story is written" (Deidara)

"Hey Ms. Konaka (me) you spell Villains wrong… There is an i in it." (Tayuya)

"Fine I'll start the story now"

Chapter 4: Finally

The group, now containing four members, walked through the supposed final door, the one that should lead out. They walked through in single file, Kimimaro first, then Tayuya, Third: Deidara, and bringing up the rear: Sai. For the most part everyone was glad to be leaving, but they were all worried about what had changed while they were gone.

"Welcome to the end of death!" a majestic voice was heard and a seemingly normal winged person stood before them. All around the group fluffy clouds surrounded them, but they were red as if it were dawn.

"Wait so we finally made it out?" Tayuya questioned. She thought that this might be just the final challenge that they had to face.

"No this is you last stop before you go back to Earth." The angel said. "Everyone here gets a reward for making it out alive. Deidara take this," the angel handed Deidara a piece of pure white clay. "You can use this clay to do anything, if you blow yourself up with it, it will only kill who you want it too in your range. Tayuya I give you this," the angel handed Tayuya a platinum flute, "With this flute you will be able to play many more songs and they will have a more powerful effect. Kimimaro I heal you of you illness and you will now be able to move you body. Sai, I give you a gift you can or cannot accept. It is the gift of emotion, but you will not have it instantly you have to work for it." The angel waited for Sai to respond.

"I will take these emotions."

"You will have to unlock them on Earth Sai, you already have one and I will give you another, joy." The angel paused then continued "You will all be sent down to Earth all in the same place, but you must choose were to go."

The group talked, both Deidara and Tayuya said they wanted to go the Akatsuki base but Kimimaro wanted to see Orochimaru.

"I told you he is dead Kimimaro, just come and join the Akatsuki with me!" Tayuya was trying to convince Kimimaro that Orochimaru was dead but he wouldn't believe her.

"He can't be dead, that Akatsuki member is lying to you!"

"Kimimaro," The angel spoke, "Orochimaru is dead and he cannot come back, for he is too weak." Kimimaro was devastated.

"Then it's settled, we go to the Akatsuki base!" Deidara was happy that he was going to get to go home after such a long time. Then something caught his eye. Coming through the door was Sasori, who had also made it back. "Sasori no Danna! You're here!" Deidara was overjoyed to see Sasori, Hell had changed everyone, Deidara was more easy-going, Tayuya didn't swear, as much, Kimimaro had found love, and Sai, well Sai had emotion.

"Man Deidara you made it out before me, and you died after me!" Sasori was slightly pissed at the fact that Deidara was there and the fact that Deidara had died at all. "Well I suppose I will see you later."

"Deidara, Kimimaro, Sai, and Tayuya you will all now be sent back to earth."

Not long afterwards they found themselves waking up in the Akatsuki base with all of the other Akatsuki members, or at least the one's still alive, looking over them.

"How are you still alive?" Pein looked over the group, puzzled.

"Yea, well you can kind of, um," Deidara didn't know how he was going to tell Pein about his trip back from hell, or anything.

"Tobi knows! Tobi knows! Pick Tobi leader-san!" Tobi yelled. Deidara was not happy to see Tobi here, he wished that Tobi had been killed or mortally wounded.

"What is it Tobi?" The leader had just about had it with Tobi; ever since Deidara had died Tobi had taken up the habit of annoying him instead.

"Well, you can come back from Hell leader-san, and it is fun killing all of those illusions!" Tobi was happy and felt joy that Deidara was back.

"So who are these other people?" Pein questioned Deidara. Deidara went on explaining about what had just happened to them and then asked if they were aloud to join. "Well I don't know. I suppose they could be your subordinates, but the leaf ninja must go."

"Hey wait don't I get a say in this!" Sai felt a flash of anger, his emotions becoming real. "I want to know the heck is going on here, I mean who knows how long we've been dead!"

"He has a good point there, don't you think," Kimimaro pointed out. Kimimaro had just sat there listening to what had been going on; he didn't really care about what happened, as long as it didn't affect him being with Tayuya.

"True," Pein grunted, he supposed he should at least let everyone know what had been going on in the time they'd been gone. "Well you haven't been dead very long… but in the time you were gone I killed Jiraya, Itachi killed Sasuke and we found every last bit of Hidan so he is back. Also Konaha has found out that I lead Amegakure, and are currently trying to destroy it." Pein was very calm when he said this, and Deidara looked shocked, and wondered if Konaha would be able to take down the village.

"Wait Konaha is attacking right now?" Tayuya was surprised, but she could go kick some leaf ninja ass.

"The Sand village is there too."

"That makes it even better! Time for some revenge!"

So the villains went out to destroy the Leaf village and they would hopefully succeed, but there was one more issue to be settled.

"Hey what about me? That is the village I come from." Sai said, almost as if he was whinnying but he said it in a more monotone voice. Sai was very curios to see what would be done with him, he knew he was beginning to get his emotions and he would no longer be in the ANBU Root division, so maybe he could stay will the Akatsuki, since everyone thought he was dead anyway.

"Shut you mouth you….." Tayuya stopped everyone was waiting for something else to come out of her mouth, that they knew wasn't very clean. Tayuya now became shy; somehow, she didn't know what to do, so she just walked past Sai. "Asshole," She muttered so only Sai could hear.

"Well come to think of it we do need to find out what to do with you un," Deidara said, he looked around the dark room they were in was lit only by candles giving the room a mysterious glow.

"It's dark in here Deidara-san," Tobi flicked on the light switch, illuminating the room. "See Tobi is a good boy. You shouldn't be in the dark all of the time."

"Tobi go away!" Deidara was furious with his happy-go-luck partner that always seemed to ruin a serious moment. After that the group discussed what they should do with Sai. Sai himself no longer felt friendship with any leaf ninja, he could not relate to them anymore. So he said himself that he could be used as bait to capture Naruto. Everyone liked the idea and decide that they would use it.

"Pein- sama," A voice came from the door. Zetsu stood there with some disturbing news. "It is believed that someone in the Akatsuki has turned on us." Zetsu looked at the faces of people he knew were dead. "I guess there are other ways to cheat death…. Anyway it has to be someone who hasn't yet died. That means it's either Itachi, me, you, Konan, Tobi or Kisame."

"I see, how do we know this?" Pein was suspicious that any one of his member's would betray him, especially anyone who had not died.

"I heard the nine-tail saying that they were going to break into our base, he even said the exact location." Zetsu himself didn't care that the information had leaked, the simply had to change bases, again.

"Well who is here currently in this room?" Deidara thought everyone was here but there must be someone missing. All of them looked around to find Kisame and Hidan not among them.

"I know why Hidan isn't here, he's out fighting, and getting sacrifices, or whatever it is he does, but Kisame I have no explanation for." Pein said. Pein was worried that something might come out about there plans and that there whole organization would be destroyed. "Itachi he's you partner, where is he?"

"I don't know it's not my turn to watch him!" Itachi didn't know were his partner was, so he must be the one to be giving the information out. "Well let's get him here." So Itachi, Deidara, Tayuya, Kimmimaro, and Tobi, along with Zetsu went out in search of Kisame. They were joined by Sasori. Sai had stayed behind because Pein didn't want him to go and run off.

A/N Sorry if the next chapter doesn't come out for awhile, I kind of have a lot of home work and I can't get on a lot.  I have started on it though

Hey my faithful readers I need your help. I want to know if you want me to add a chapter that involves Gaara and the leaf ninja. I'm working on it and if you don't want it I might end up posting it as a one shot, or just taking anything that affects the plot and adding it to a chapter. So please tell me what you want.