A/N: I changed this from a one-shot, because writing clichés are just so fun. XD

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Sasuke, more often than not, just so happened to be Naruto's teacher. And he just so happened to be brilliant, handsome, and clever. Oh, and he had really shiny shoes. Now, Naruto was not smart- At all. He spent fifteen hours a day on his Playstation and never studied, so on the first day of school, he failed the first test given to him.

Sasuke scowled. And glared. And scowled more. And glared until his eyes were hardly open. But then he couldn't see Naruto anymore, so he just decided to open them again. "Uzumaki," he called- He always called Naruto by his last name. It was law. "You have detention." Naruto pouted and whined and complained and yelled, ranting inside his mind about how ugly and stupid his teacher was. He would never like him. Never ever. Never ever- ever. And that was final.

Sasuke thought of many ways to ravish the blonde. 'Hmm,' he thought, 'I could always tell him knock-knock jokes. Yeah…that would so get him hard. Then I could rape him. Oh, yes.'

Later that day, Naruto got detention and was "raped" by his teacher. Fifteen minutes afterward, he realized, Oh my MY, that he had a secret love for the sexy brunette! So they continued having sex on every student's desk, not caring that no one had left because class didn't let out for another ten minutes.

Whoopsie.

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Naruto was a girl. A pretty, girly girl. He looked so much like a girl, in fact, that whilst walking down the street one day, a man called, "Hey you! You with no tits! You look like a girl! But with no tits!"

Naruto fumed. Why, he couldn't possibly look like a woman! He ran to the nearest puddle of water, and sure enough, he looked very girlish. Damn him for not owning a mirror! He frowned a girly frown and walked away. It was then that he met Sasuke- a man that didn't look like a girl at all. Naruto loved him the minute their eyes connected! Okay, so maybe Sasuke was looking at the billboard behind him, but that was beside the point. It was love at first sight(-ish)!

"Wowyou'resohot!" Naruto exclaimed.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. He was very good at that. "Why is your sentence all bunched together?"

Naruto blushed a girly blush. "Sorry. I said, 'You're hot!' Which you are!"

Sasuke scoffed and brushed a lock of raven hair out of his eyes. God knows why they didn't just call it "black hair", but whatever makes people happy. "I know I am," he replied nonchalantly. "Wanna get hitched and make babies?"

Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "Uh, I'm a guy."

Sasuke smirked. "It's okay. I'm gay."

Naruto practically beamed- What a lucky day! What a lucky, girly day! He and Sasuke had sex, and OMG, they didn't even have to use condoms because they were guys! Wow, it was the best, and most girly, day of Naruto's life. And then he died.

He died a very girly death- by choking on a popsicle. What irony.

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A/N: Got some more clichés you want written out? Review and tell me, and I shall write them!