Three
" Natie?" Serena giggled down the phone as she did what she loved most i.e. shopping. " Do you think pink would be too over the top on a boy? If it's a boy I mean." Nate yawned from his lack of sleep and his earlier, excruciating Lacrosse game, " I don't think so, that could scar the kid for life. Anyway Serena I got to go. See you" " Okay Natie I love you!" Serena laughed into the phone. Serena was shopping in Barney's kid section, adding to the hundreds of outfits she had already bought, with her sort-of-friend slash secret admirer Jenny Humphrey. Jenny had sort of swooped in taking Blair's place when Blair left eight years before, now she worked in some art gallery in Soho, Serena never remembered which. " So what about this? Isn't this sort of cute?" Jenny remarked holding up a rather putrid orange onesie. " Oh Jenny that's gorgeous! You have such good taste!" Serena lied casting it aside. Serena busied herself looking at baby pajamas while Jenny eyed her enviously. Even after all these years, after spending high school desperately trying to copy her, Jenny was still nothing like Serena and was still eternally jealous of her. Serena was dressed in summery white Capri's which accentuated her impossibly toned legs, strappy Manohlo Blahnik shoes, a pink cashmere sweater and her waterfalls of golden hair tied in an elegant topknot. Even with a stomach the size of Mount McKinley she looked incredible. " So Serena have you and Nate decided on names yet?" Jenny said as she smeared on some Juicy Tubes. " Oh I have had so many ideas! I mean Nate sort of doesn't mind as long as I'm happy with it. But I was thinking maybe Cordelia for a girl and Julian for a boy. What do you think?" Serena asked brightly. Personally Jenny thought both names were awful but she lied cordially, " They're beautiful Serena. I thought that you might go for Nate junior or something like that." " Oh I thought about that but Nate ruled it out, thought it would get too confusing or something. So you want to go get a pizza? I'm starved." " Uh I sort of have to meet somebody down in Soho in half an hour sorry." Jenny didn't have anyone to meet but thought she'd die seeing Serena wolf down a pizza after seeing her earlier munch her way through a hot dog, a bag of chips and three quadruple chocolate brownies. Serena suddenly jumped up and down excitedly," Kati, Isabel over here!" she screamed as she saw Isabel Coates and Kati Farkas, two former friends from Constance Billard. " Serena!" they simultaneously screamed and all jammed in a group hug while Jenny stood jealously to the side. After half an hour of conversing about her baby plans Serena left Kati and Isabel in Barney's with their usual amount of made-up gossip. " I can't believe how fat she's gotten, she'll never lose that weight you know" Isabel said happily. " I heard that she's actually expecting twins and Nate isn't even the father. The baby's real father is her brother Erik. She's like going to get arrested for incest or something" Kati replied. " I heard that she's not even pregnant, she's using a surrogate but has put on all that weight just so people would think she was the one having it" Isabel whispered. Ahh you can take the girls out of Constance but you can't take Constance out of the girls.
A/N: Ok I changed my writing style so hopefully it's improved. Im so sorry about getting Nate's eye color wrong and I double spacing this time! Your comments were great, thank you all! And I promise that Blair returns in a two chapters time.