Welcome to part 1 of the much anticipated school chapter.

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We drove to school in silence. Due to Edward's freak out with me driving yesterday, he refused when I got into the driver's seat. Edward was at the wheel. Despite the fact that he was in my body, he was still very graceful. It still shocked me to see me driving so gracefully when I knew that I was sitting here in Edward's body. (Not that I minded that much. I mean, I was Edward, gorgeous, had grace, and had speed) Now it wouldn't be long till I had all of that in my own body. I grinned to myself at the thought

Once we reached the school, Edward parked, undid his seat belt, and reached over to take my face into his hands.

"Bella, you can do this. I can do this. We already know each other so well. Now I just wanted to warn you. I'm sure you can already hear the thoughts of a few people around you." I nodded.

"Once we enter the school, your head is going to make you think you are at a crazy party. You will hear many, many thoughts. Just breathe and stay calm. We have to make everyone thinks that everything is normal. It may be fun for you actually…" he began to smile. "To actually see what the male population thinks of you."

I smiled as he kissed me.

"Are you ready?" he asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be I suppose."

Edward opened the door first, but I stopped him. I motioned him silently with my hand to stay put for a moment. He looked at me with questioning eyes, but slowly closed the door keeping his eyes on me.

I smiled the faintest of smiles. I opened the door, and walked around to Edward's side of the car. I opened his door to find him laughing.

"After you," I said, grabbing his (my) books.

He was still laughing as he elevated himself to kiss me.

We walked hand in hand into the school, just like every other day.

It was then that I would have had a heart attack if I were a human.

I had just registered. All of those posters on the way for the last few weeks…today was United School Day. All of the schools in a 20 mile radius of Forks High School were going to come to our school today for a seminar and a lunch reception. Everyone's thoughts were raging about it.

"At least there is no school today."

"I wonder how much food they will have…"

"Wow, there are a lot of schools here."

"There are hotter guys at that school, I should have gone there."

I looked at Edward. My mouth was hanging open.

His eyes were extremely worried. His face turned white as he turned to look at me.

Our eyes locked together. Each set harboring an extreme amount of anxiety.

As I turned to look forward once more, I was sure that if I were human at this exact moment, my heart would have just stopped.

Jacob, Quil and Embry were walking towards us.

"Edward! Edward, what do we do? They…werewolves…know…Jacob…talk to you! But we won't…they will…"I whisper yelled nonsense to him as the 3 werewolves were getting closer.

Edward grabbed my hand and looked at me. "Bella, calm down, we can do this. Let's see if we can spin this, if not, we can tell him."

I nodded. They were less than 30 feet away from us now. I was still nervous, my hands were shaking.

"Bella," Edward whispered, "act like me!"

Finally my brain had stopped freaking out. It felt like someone had just slapped me, or thrown ice water on my head. Edward was right, we had to try and make this work. I had re-gained my sanity just as the 3 boys reached us.

"Bella! How are you," Jacob asked, looking at Edward. "I've missed you so much!"

Edward's smile was strained; however, it looked real enough that Jacob didn't notice. Edward was swooped up into one of Jacob's infamous bear hugs.

I almost burst out laughing.

'Edward…" Jacob greeted me coolly.

"What one earth does she see in him?! He is so cold! That love stealing…blood sucker…" Jacob thought.

"Calm down Jacob, this is not going to help you maintain your human form…" Quil thought. Embry agreed as well.

"You're right. Fine. Bella does look pretty today…blue looks amazing on her. It makes her skin glow. Especially when she blushes…" Jacob admired.

Both Quil and Embry groaned mentally, telling him to stop.

I cracked a smile. Luckily they didn't see. What was up with boys looking at me when I was wearing blue?

Suddenly, I smelled a pungent scent in the air. It smelled like…dog actually.

Did Edward smell it too? Was this bad?

I looked at Edward. "Edward, do you smell…dog?"

Edward's grin was profound. I didn't get what was so funny.

"Ha…very funny you mature bloodsucker." Jacob looked at me with hard eyes that were coated with sarcasm.

That when the meaning of Edward's smile hit me. It was the werewolves! Their scent truly was different than the vampires'! I felt bad for saying that. Edward on the other hand, just circled my waist.

"Hey Jacob," Edward said, coating on the sweetness, "Edward and I better go get some seats." He circled his arms tighter around me and he leaned his head against my chest.

I knew what he was doing. He was making Jacob jealous, and it certainly was working.

"What is she doing?! Why does he deserve this?! UGH! I hate him." Jacob thought.

"But..," Edward continued, "Edward and I will definitely see you later!" he concluded with a huge sweet smile as he elevated on this tip toes to reach my cheek in front of them.

Jacob was mentally fuming.

"Ok," he grumbled, "see you."

As Edward and I were walking away, he started laughing.

"Edward! What was that about?! He was so jealous! I was afraid he might switch into being a werewolf!" I scolded.

He just kept smiling. "Bella honey, you get my speed, and that's fun for you. But, you have to let me have some fun too." He flashed me a devilish grin.

I smiled. I couldn't help it. "You're impossible…"

He was still laughing as we met Alice in the gym, who was saving 2 seats for us. When we sat down, I recognized a 'voice' behind us."

"Yes! Bella is sitting right in front of me! Now maybe she will say yes when I ask her to the movies!"

Oh no. It was Mike. Why did Mike always have to complicate things?

He was sitting next to Jessica and Lauren who were thinking some thoughts of their own.

"Edward is so hot! Why he chose Bella, I will never know." Lauren thought.

"Why doesn't Edward notice me?! Maybe I should talk to him today…" thought Jessica.

Just as I was about to tell Edward about their thoughts, Mike tapped Edward on the shoulder.

"Hey Bella, how are you? You look really good today."

Edward threw me a look with a mischievous grin attached.

"I'm great Mike. How about yourself?"

"Uh…good. I was just wondering though…this Friday Zombies 2 comes out in theaters. I was just wondering if…uhh…maybe you would like to join me?

"Well Mike," you know I don't like scary movies…so-"

Mike cut him off.

"Well you can hold my hand. Then when you get scared you can squeeze it or something…"

This threw Edward over the edge.

"Mike," Edward started, "there is someone I would like you to meet. This is Edward," he said, grabbing my arm. "He is my boyfriend." Edward said it very slow as if Mike were dumb. I almost burst out laughing. Edward was not anywhere near done though.

"Now, how many times have you asked me out?? Oh yes…about 30 times. And what have I said every single time? Oh…yes…I remember, I recall that I have said no. I love Edward very much and we are very happy." His eyes became harder and his voice became lower; more menacing. "If you ever come near me again, or even begin to ask me on a date, I will get a restraining order, not letting you come within 50 feet of me. Are we clear?" He shot him a hard smile at the end of his rant.

Mike nodded, looking terrified.

I put my hand over my eyes and slunk down in my seat. God hates me…that would be the only reason why He sent me Mike.

Edward turned back to the front and smiled at me.

I shot him an are-you-crazy look. "Are you out of your mind?"

"No Bella, but I am out of my body," he smiled the smile that made my heart melt. He knew what he was doing. He knew I would no longer be mad at him. His eyes became softer.

"Bella, I know you are upset with me now, but now you won't have to worry about Mike Newton any more. Doesn't that make you happy at all?"

His face was pleading.

I groaned and slumped back down in my seat. I wasn't fully able to hide my smile though.

I looked at the clock. We still had another 10 minutes before the seminar was to begin.

Apparently it was my turn to get angry, because Jessica had tapped me on the shoulder.

As I turned to look at her, she was smiling.

"Lauren! She giggled. Don't bother poor Edward!" she giggled flirtatiously.

"But we might as well not waste his time since we already have his attention…" said Lauren.

"Oh my God, Edward," Jessica squealed, trying to look seductive, "you're hair is just amazing today," she said, as she reached up to run her hand through my (Edward's) hair.

And that was when I snapped.

"Excuse me ladies," I said, sounding like Edward, "this over here…" I said, motioning towards Edward, "if my girlfriend. I would greatly appreciate it if neither of you would touch my hair again, because the only girl who is allowed to go that is my GIRLFRIEND Bella!'

I finished, turning my back towards them, facing front once more. I looked at Edward who had covered his mouth because he was laughing so hard.

"Well someone gets jealous easy I see…" Edward said with a grin.

I was beyond aggravated. "I wouldn't be talking restraining-order boy…" I grumbled.

This started a whore new fit of laughing for Edward.

His laughter was infectious.

I was mad, but I grudgingly gave in to laughing with him.

Soon enough, the seminar started. I could see Jacob, Quil and Embry take their seats. Jacob waved at Edward, who pretended like he didn't see him.

The seminar dragged on as everyone and their great grandmothers were there, telling us about their schools.

What felt like 80 hours later, with no more incidents, it was time for the lunch reception.

"You ready for your first human meal?" I asked him.

He smiled and he took my hand. "Let's do it."

Just as we were getting up from our seats, Edward looked up.

"Two down…two to go…" he smiled.

What was he talking about? When I looked up to follow his gaze, I saw Tyler and Eric walking towards us. Apparently Mike had yet to see them today…

"No Edward! We are not going through with these outbursts again. Run!"

We slipped into the middle of the crowd, where we could walk into the cafeteria without being detected.

Everyone's thoughts were distracting.

"I wonder what we're eating…"

"Geez! Everyone is so pushy today!"

"I am so bored…"

Edward was right. It was like I was in the middle of a party…

Finally, we got to the doors of the cafeteria. All of the tacky tables and chairs had been replaced with better ones. They had also added many more of them.

Alice waved to us from a table, wanting us to meet her there.

Once we get there, Alice started laughing.

"What's wrong Alice?" I asked.

"Oh you'll see…You'll see when Edward talks his 1st bite of food!"

Once again she burst into a fit of laughter.

I quickly tuned in to her thoughts to see the vision.

I started laughing as well! This was priceless!

Alice and I were rolling with laughter, with tears running down our faced.

'What is so funny!?" Edward demanded.

"You'll see Edward…" was all that I said.

To be continued…

School is far from over guys! Hahaha.

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