Dislcaimer: I do not own and GA or GG stuff below. I only wish I did.

A/N: She's BAAACK! Oh yeah. Gossip Girl has returned with a vengeance. Not really, she's just gossiping, asu usual. Thank you so much for all the people that reviewed in the last chapter! I have FOUND a beta reader, so I can have some input/criticism in my chapters haha...well, enjoy this shorty chapter, because you know you love her!

Chapter 4.5: Checking In

Good evening, Upper East Siders. It's me, Gossip Girl. Well, "wow" is all I can say to describe the first day of school. It seems like the Upperclassmen of SGP have started the year with a big bang. And the star? Surprise, surprise, the City Queen has been kicked off her throne by her own sibling! They may not be enemies yet, but I'll let them live with each other for now and see when AM will be sick of MG outshining her. Seriously. No new girl has ever attracted more attention by boys than MG! Could it be her infectious laugh? Her wholesome attitude? Or is it the mystery behind it all? Does the new AM have some secrets we don't know about? We'll see about that. As you all know, I know all the secrets. Keeping an eye out for you, MG.

The Breaking News

Yes, it's true. The Golden Couple of just about 13 years, Golden Girl AM and Golden Boy DS have called it quits. The hot ex-couples impending break-up right in the middle of 1st Period! Shocking! It's a good thing I was walking that way to see the Headmaster about un-banning my website from Computer & Technology class, huh? Well, some of my faithful followers, or should I say, skunks, report that the break-up came at the heels of all the eyesex going on at Homeroom class an hour before between MG and DS. Woman's instinct, AM? Don't worry AM; you were the first queen bee, so I shall take your side. As long as you do something about that woman's instinct. Wink wink.

Sports Never Looked So Hot

Speaking of wink action…. I was doing my daily afternoon jog when I caught the hottest sight at Central Park. The Varsity Lacrosse boys were playing a little game of soccer with the very competitive SGP girls! And what a sight it was! Anyone would swoon over the sight of AK's shirtless body, or just the presence of former best buddies MS and DS running around, but that wasn't the most exciting part of the little show they put on at Central Park… the game was heating up between newly single DS and West Coast's MVP, MG… the two seemed to be doing a dance of their own in the field, and even old grandmas can see the sparks spewing off of these two hotties. New couple alert?

What About PB?

We all returned from the hot summer break with one burning question in the back of our minds. Where is the 3rd Senior hottie, PB? They say that the once overachiever went on a Missionary Mission in Africa, but is that really true? I mean, who spends a whole summer in the hot African heat when you can soak up the sun at the Hamptons in your father's 15 million dollar boat? Are we missing something about PB's secret trip? Will it have something to do with the rumors that PB's hot tempered Mama finding a pack of pot in his dressing table after Junior Prom? Hmm… we'll see when the great PB returns in a few days.

Well, that's it for now, folks. Tune in for more! As we all know, our favorite Upper East Siders are never too far from trouble. Will AK and MS ever stop smoking up to notice all that's going on around them? Will MG's presence finally put IS on the right map? Will AM ever find a new hottie to shack up with? When will DS and MG finally hook up? We'll see. After all, AM's 17th birthday is coming up…. And that will definitely be worth gossiping about.

You Know You Love Me,

Gossip Girl

Sightings

Best friends SV and AM having some Martinis at the Palace Hotel. Celebrating AM's new single status? CT, CY, IS and MG walking down Madison Avenue to CY's 20-million dollar townhouse. After that steamy game, it was time for the girls to unwind a little before dinner with 4 very hot boys. Speaking of, DS and GM chomping down some wieners at the local hotdog stand. Playing a very close game does make hot guys hungry. MS and AK smoking up a few feet away. Nothing than some good-tasting joint to keep them in a "high" mood. Later that night, CY and AK arguing very loudly inside the local Upper East Siders hang out, the Serafina Pizzeria on 61st Street. CT and GO sharing an extra large pizza slice. MG and DS on the other side of the room, having a very serious conversation. Hmm… interesting. IS munching on her pasta salad and downing a bottle of Bud Light as she tried to ignore MS. It's nice to have friends with benefits, IS. Think about it.

Gossip Mail:

rockinnyc: Is it true that AM caught MG and DS in the SGPH broom closet looking very… cozy? That's the real reason they broke up!

KatiJane: AM definitely moved on! My friends and I saw her go inside a very posh suite bedroom…. And we all know that its AK's parents that owns the Palace!

LocalItalian: So MG and DS are SO together. They were making out for a good 15 minutes at Serafina's before they ditched their friends to do it in the alleyway behind the Pizzeria. Naughty, naughty!

Martina82: So I heard CY has a huge crush on MG. I mean, come on! It's bound to happen! No one warms up to the new girl that fast! Plus, she hasn't dated anyone since MS. What exactly did he do to her?

ILoveAlexKarev: I heard GO and CT are on the rocks because IS doesn't approve of them. We all know GO and IS have been best friends since forever! But do you think IS has a thing for GO, that's why she doesn't approve? I thought she was hooking up with AK? Geez, make up your mind, Barbie!

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