Disclaimer: So I don't own GA. That's too bad, because if I did, McDreamy would be mine and only mine. Ha.

A/N: So I'm back. Yes, Gossip Girl's back! I'm posting the next chapter soon... if I get enough reviews :/ ... I was pretty disappointed w/ the last one... so please review, as it gives me lots of incentive to continue:)

Chapter 7.5: Just Another Scandalous Blog

Good evening, Upper East Siders! It's me, Gossip Girl. Bringing you the latest on Manhattan's Elite. It's been such a crazy school week that even I am a little tired… and it's only Thursday! I blame those young and beautiful SGP scholars for my lack of beauty sleep!

One Fun Party

To many, it is the event of the year, but to AK and his buddies (which may I add, include the newly broken up Golden Boy, DS and Golden Girl, AM) it was just another night at his home, The New York Palace Hotel. While munching on French crêpes and drinking a number of booze, I hear there were lots of… Gossip. Don't worry, Upper East Side Stalkers, it is my duty to bring you the scandalous stories.

The Return of PB

Yes, PB is back. And with a vengeance. My sources say that the Senior hottie told off sassy CY in an elevator! Hmm… what exactly went on between those two? You know I'll find out! We'll just settle on seeing what he does next… for now.

The Golden Girl Dethroned

Once upon a time, there was a hot girl named Addison Forbes Montgomery. She lived a very wealthy and fabulous life… Breakfast at The Palace, paparazzi following her around at social events her very gorgeous and prominent father was invited to, and a very hot boyfriend to parade around with at Central Park…

Until Meredith Elizabeth Grey entered the world of the Upper East Side. All of a sudden, It's Ms. Grey being followed around by paparazzi along Madison Avenue (with her new BFFs Isobel Stevens, Cristina Yang and Calliope Torres), her being watched by youngins as she eats her strawberry yogurt and muffin on the Met steps, and her athlete fingers wrapped around Manhattan's pride, Derek Shepherd.

Yup, the Queen Bee has officially been dethroned by her future stepsister. I wonder how the hot tempered red-head is dealing with this new change. And more importantly, how does the new Queen Bee feel about stealing the crown from her own sister? This is one for the blogs, Gossipers.

World War 3

Yes, it's true, folks. World War 3 broke out this morning at the New York Palace Hotel Presidential Suite… and they were wearing Christian Louboutins. AM and MG are officially at war. The prize? DS, of course. But I hear from a stalker of the Golden Boy that there is no competition between the two sisters, as DS is "completely enamored" by the Seattle girl. Poor, poor AM. But before I type that, you should all know by now that Ms. M will not lose this easily. A girl as tall and hot as AM will not take this lying down. Get those French manicured nails out, ladies.

What About That? A Love Triangle for the Co-Stars!

I know a lot of you guys are hung up on the MG/DS/AM triangle steaming up the Manhattan streets, but let's take a break… and talk about the Supporting Upper East Siders. Things are heating up between IS and cute and shy GO, the nice boy from the dingy Upper West Side.

We all know that he is AK's angel on the shoulder (MS, the devil on the other shoulder) but who knew GO was such a stud! Yes, IS was shot down by GO today at breakfast. Stings. Looks like GO really is in love with the scary soccer senior, CT.

Speaking of stinging… poor MS, who just can't catch a break. First, he loses his best friend, and now, rejected by the new Manhattanite, MG. What does DS have that he doesn't? I say, it's the hair. Here's to hoping that MS will rise from this. Maybe his true love really is the joint. Tsk tsk.

Well, that's it for tonight. There's a party at The Carlyle to celebrate MG's ascent to higher soccer stardom. Word has it, the West Coast sweetheart turned East Coast hottie stole the Princeton coach right from under CY's nose (Using the Gresylam of course!)Trouble in BFF paradise? You know I'll be there, so no need to worry, Upper East Side Addicts.

You Know You Love Me,

Gossip Girl

SIGHTINGS:

CY in a huff as she exits the Girls' Locker Room of St. Grace Prep. Ooh, girl is out for a vengeance! Watch out, MG. Speaking of, the new hottie's knight-in-shining-whatever, DS sneaking into the Girls' Locker Room, where MG disappeared to after her short interview with the Princeton God. Locker Sex, anyone? AM, CT and IS looking hot as they walk around Bendel's doing some last minute shopping before the party, which will include all of Manhattan's elite, young and old. MS and AK smoking up outside of The Carlyle. Boys will be boys! GO running some errands for his mother in Brooklyn. Poor little semi-rich kid. PB… is that…. Ostroff Medical Treatment Center?!

Gossip Mail:

Gogodancer: Despite all the hate, I think DS and MG make a very cute couple! DS deserves better than that heifer, AM!

Brooklynite: GO is a weird kid. He's always happy and helping people. Weird.

Kgrrl87: CY totally kicked MG's ass in the locker room! That's what MG gets for trying to take everyone's thunder!

Lollipop: Team AM! AM will always be the one and only Golden Girl of New York City! No skinny-ass Seattle slut can take that away from her!

A/N: So, pretty short. Sorry about that. But It's a GG blog, so... I wanted it to be short and scandalous! Hope you all enjoyed it... please, please review!! Thanks, guys!