Disclaimer: I don't own Enchanted, Disney does.
"I should just tell her the truth about what I am feeling. Maybe she is feeling the same way i am but is too nervous to talk to me about it." Robert talked out loud trying to bring reason to why he was hiding out from his new wife in the bathroom. "Who are you kidding Philips, this is the women who came from a make believe land where the story ends at happily ever after and doesn't explain what happens after the wedding." his mind seemed to scream at him. He groaned and leaned his head against the wall.
"Robert, I found this movie where the man and women are kissing and hugging under the covers and they are making strange noises, I think they are hurting each other." Giselle called out from the room.
Robert was at first confused about what Giselle was talking about, then his brain caught up with the program. "Oh my god, Giselle is watching a porno"
Robert came rushing into the room, dove for the remote and quickly turned to another channel. When he had turned the channel to a show that seemed to be ok, he turned to his wife to find her looking at him with a confused look on her face.
"That movie didn't seem interesting and is definitely not a movie that seemed appropriate for you to watch" Robert said in a way to apologize for his weird behaviour.
Giselle just looked at him with her ever present patience and naivety. "What were those people doing?"
"Well when a couple love each other, they want to express their love besides just kissing and hugging so they express their love physically" Robert said trying to explain the process in a way that Giselle would understand.
"Hmm so what you are telling me is that there is another way to express how much i love you beside kissing? Well this process seems tricky maybe you should show me how to do it"