Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. If I did then I'd have so much money they'd have to make up a new number.
A/N: It's short
"Okay." Ron opened the book.
Babbity Rabbity and her Cackling Stump
Babbity Rabbity skipped down the lane
And then stopped with a thubnk
Why?
Because she'd realized,
She's lost her cackling stump
She called
and Called
and Finally
Shouted with glee
"My stump!"
"My stump!"
"My cackling stump!"
All the time
He'd been
Under her rump.
Ron closed the book with the air of satisfaction. But Harry and Hermione gaped at him.
"What?" spluttered Hermione.
"What the heck was that!" yelled Harry.
"You don't get it?" said Ron, surprised, the smile slipping from his face. "Well, Babbity Rabbity lost her stump and turns out she was sitting on it and-"
"What's a thubnk?" Interrupted Harry, with interest.
"Well, it's like a sound-"
Ginny walked into the room
"Babbity Rabbity?" She guessed amused. "Yes I never got it either……"
Ron just slumped in his seat and grumbled 'You're the ones who name children after fire remains."