A Gift from Down Under

by Sponge Stalking Girls

Some packages arrive at the SSG's evil lair. One's from some unnamed company, and another is from Tito who's fighting alongside the Kangaroos...

4. Chapter 4

Meg: (giggles) (kisses him on the nose, while still tickling)

GrayKitty: "OH MY GOSH!! THIS IS FUN!!" (tickles him with the paintbrush while laughing evil-y, again)

SpongeBob: (screams with laughter) "P-p-please stahahahap!!" (squirms like crazy)

GrayKitty: (starts laughing like crazy) "This is so much better than I expected!! He's laughing like--10 times, as much as last time we did this!!"

Meg: "I know! The power of paintbrushes, man. We gotta send Tito a great big thank-you card!"

GrayKitty: "I KNOW!! I wonder why he'd do that! It was pretty nice, for a guy who knows I have a crush on another dude. Err--two other dudes..." (shrugs, and continues tickling SpongeBob) "This is the LIFE, man!!"

Meg: "Ohhhh yeah." (starts tying SpongeBob's ankles up to the footstool)

GrayKitty: "OH MY GOSH!! Does this mean..." (whispers) "...feet ticklin', time?"

Meg: (nods like crazy) (takes his shoes off)

SpongeBob: (looks down) "AHH!! NOOOO!!"

GrayKitty: (grins, and holds up paintbrush)

Meg: "Ahh yes, my little Spongy Fella!"

GrayKitty: (turns the paintbrush back on, and starts tickling his foot) "YAY!!"

Meg: (turns her paintbrush on too, and starts tickling his other foot)

SpongeBob: (starts screaming with laughter)

GrayKitty: (covers her ears) "OW! That was really high-pitched!!"

Meg: (laughs) "Which means it's working!!"

GrayKitty: "W00T!! Chyea, now we need to...Hmmm...what do we do now?"

SpongeBob: (tries to catch his breath)

Meg: "Hmm...I dunno. Something evil..."

GrayKitty: (paces around) "Paintbrushes...chair...hmmm..." (grins) (walks over to Meg, and whispers) "Educational Television?"

Meg: (gags) (whispers back) "Something evil that WE can enjoy!"

GrayKitty: "You're right! Hmm..." (sees SpongeBob trying to chew his way free from one of the straps of the chair) "We could always tickle him the old fashioned way..." (sets down paintbrushes, and waves her paws around obnoxiously)

Meg: "Hmm...you're right..." (smirks) "It's WAY worse than paintbrushes." (waggles her fingers in front of her face)

GrayKitty: "YAY!! Ok, then!" (walks over to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: "...What...what now??"

Meg: "Ohhh nothing."

GrayKitty: (sticks out a sharp nail) (grins)

SpongeBob: "Dear Neptune!" (tries chewing his way out of the chair, again)

Meg: "Don't do that, silly!" (grabs him by the arm) "You'll make us have to tickle you, more." (crazy smirk)

GrayKitty: (walks closer to him) "I think you know what she means..." (puts finger next to his foot) "3...2..."

SpongeBob: (screams) "NO! PLEASE DON'T!!"

GrayKitty: "Oooooh, Meg. What was that last number, again?" (is being sarcastic) (grins evil-y)

Meg: "Hmm...I'm not sure, GrayKitty!" (looks at SpongeBob funny)

GrayKitty: "I think it was a...One...digit number..."

SpongeBob: (heart starts beating fast, like a scared hamster)

Meg: "I think you're right...hey, that's it! One!"

GrayKitty: (starts tickling his foot) "YEAH! THAT'S THE ONE!! ONE!!" (laughs crazily again)

SpongeBob: (screams and laughs) "No! NO NO NO!" (squirms like a maniac)

Meg: (starts tickling him in the ribs)