DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. Oh wait…you probably already knew that…
A/N: Hello! It's a little short today! But no worries! I will make it longer when I have the time.
There was a knock at the door as Harry walked back from the kitchen, his head much clearer. He opened it reveling Bill, Fleur, and their six month year old daughter Victoire.
"Bill! Fleur!" Greeted Harry as Bill smiled and Fleur stooped to kiss him on the cheek.
"'Arry! It ez so good to zee you!" She gushed as the four-sum strolled into the living room. Hermione rolled her eyes while Ginny jumped up to hug Bill, and Percy called,
"All right Bill?"
"The Tales of the Brothers McDoogal!" Said Bill surprised, as he released Ginny and nodded curtly at Percy. Bill was still trying to forgive his little brother for walking out on the family. But today he seemed in good sprits.
"Do you mind if I…" His eyes lingered on the book.
"Be my guest." Said Hermione with a grimace.
Bill sat Victoire on his knee opened the book and began to read.
The Fountain of Fair Fortune
Tommy was a very poor little boy, who was always bullied by his neighbor Timmy.
One day Timmy came over to Tommy's house and said:
"Look at my shiny new ball. You don't have a ball as wonderful as mine Tommy!"
This made Tommy very sad.
"Wow, that was very blunt."
"Shhh!"
Tommy ran into the forest. He was so sad.
"Um…didn't we already, kinda establish that?"
Why couldn't he have a ball as fine as that?
Tommy sat under a big tree and cried.
When he had finished he realized that it had already gotten dark.
Tommy was very scared.
He stumbled around for hours!
Then, suddenly he heard a tickle of water and bumped into something large.
It was a giant fountain!
"How did he know it was a fountain if it was all dark?"
"Really Ron do you mind?" asked Hermione haughtily
"Well the story doesn't really make sense." replied Ron looking uneasy.
"And you think Babbity Rabbity makes sense?!"
"Yeah I do!"
"RON YOU ARE A COMPLETE-"
"Anyone for tea?" asked Bill hastily.
He stood up abruptly and led the way into the kitchen, Harry, Ginny, Percy and Fleur trailing behind him.