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After a few minutes in the kitchen, (where Bill had to cover Victoire's ears a few times and shout "HOW 'BOUT THOSE CHUDLEY CANNONS!) Harry, Hermione, and the Weasley's met Mrs. Weasley.

"Bill!" she exclaimed "How are you?! Oh, look at that hair! If you just got it cut just a smidge dear…" Mrs. Weasley and Bill continued to argue about the length of Bill's hair for another five minuets.

Soon the shouts died down and the group trooped back out to the living room. Ron and Hermione were sitting across the room from each other. (And glaring at one another too.)

"Yeah…okay back to Cinderella…"

"I'm tired of orphan, ill-ish, not knowing the rules of magic, Cinderella!" Ron burst out angrily.

"Ceenderellea? Wuzz ez thath?" Asked Fleur in a heavily accented voice.

"Can I read Harry?" Asked Ginny.

"Sure, why not?!" Said Harry looking at the table of contents, and ignoring Ron as Hermione tired to explain "Cinderella" to a very interested Bill and Fleur. "Page 365."

"Why don't you read a short one dears…?" Suggested Mrs. Weasley hastily "Dinner is almost ready!"

"Oh, okay." Sighed Ginny as Harry passed the book to her saying:

"Oh then 273, I guess."

Ginny opened the book and began to read.

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the King's Horses

And all the King's Men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

Everyone sat in silence. The calm before the storm…:

"What the-"

"I don't believe this-"

"That was very violent Harry, Hermione; I'm going to have to ask that you don't read anymore stories like that!"

"What-"

"Hermione!" Exclaimed Ron, "A dude fell off a wall and died! You read this stuff to kids?!" He added disgustedly.

"No, Ron." Explained Harry patiently, "Humpty Dumpty's an egg and-"

Where does it say it's an egg?!"

Well-" Look at the picture! Hermione yelled

"What about it?!"

"THERE! THERE! THAT'S AN EGG!"

"AN EGG! THAT'S NOT AN EGG!"
"YES IT IS!"

"NO IT'S NOT! AND ARE THESE STORIES ALWAYS IN THE THRID PERSON?!" "THEY ARE RIDICULES!"
"THEY MAKE PERFECT SENSE!"

"THEY DON'T"

"YES THEY DO!"

"NO THEY DON'T"

YEAH THEY DO!"

"ARG! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!"

"I'M ANNOYING! YOU ARE SO COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY ANNOYING!!!"

"Um...Didn't they just do this?" George had just entered the room. Bill slapped him on the back as Geoger air-kissed Fleur and Victoire. "Hey Perce…" But after Percy had smiled and said "Hello George." Percy leaned over and said to Harry in a quiet whisper "Harry, it's 'the entire', not 'all the'"

"Oh, uh-"

"Hullo Harry."

"Hey George."

"Will they ever stop?" asked George with a frown towards the bickering couple.

"It's just a sign of affection." Commented Bill, pointing at Ron and Hermione and ticking his little girl.

Victoire giggled as Ron and Hermione looked up and shouted in unison

"THIS IS NOT A SIGN OF AFFECTION!"