GrayKitty: (spins around) "THIS IS SOOO FUN!!"
Meg: "This much fun should be illegal! Well...okay this probably is. BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN!" (tickles him more)
GrayKitty: (giggles insanely) "SOO TRUE!!"
Voice: "Helloooo??"
GrayKitty: (freezes)
Meg: (freezes, too) (slaps a hand over SpongeBob's mouth) "Who's there?"
Voice: "Uhhh...uhhhhhh...Guhhh..."
SpongeBob: (with mouth covered) "Pathik??"
Meg: "Ugh it's that annoying starfish!"
GrayKitty: (droops head) "Hold on while I take care of this..." (walks towards the door)
Meg: (keeps hand over SpongeBob's mouth)
SpongeBob: (listens quietly)
GrayKitty: (walks back over) "Alright, it's been taken care of."
Meg: "What'd you do?"
SpongeBob: "Wath thid you thoo thoo Pathik?"
GrayKitty: "...Uhmm...Nothin!" (innocent smile)
Meg: (pokes SpongeBob in the ribs) "Be quiet!"
Patrick: "So when do I start my new job?"
Meg: "Yeah, what DID you do to him!?"
GrayKitty: (slaps paw over Patrick's mouth) "I told you to wait in the back, with the man-eating Clam!"
Meg: "Yes! Now do as your boss tells you, noob!"
SpongeBob: (tries to call to Patrick through Meg's hand)
Patrick: "Uhhh--Ok!" (starts walking towards the back) "Oh! And Hi, SpongeBob!"
GrayKitty: (turns to SpongeBob) "What did you do!? Invite him for Tea!?"
SpongeBob: (manages somehow to get Meg's hand away) "Patrick stop, it's a trick!" (starts crying)
Patrick: "There are chips??" (looks around) "Where!?"
GrayKitty: (puts paw over SpongeBob's mouth) "SHH!!"
Meg: (also covers SpongeBob's mouth) "PATRICK GO WAIT IN THE BACK!"
Patrick: (stomps toward the back) "I want my chips." (shuts the door behind him)
GrayKitty: (starts tugging her ears) "What IS he doing here, SpongeBob!?"
SpongeBob: (shakes head, quickly)
Meg: "Tell us, or else..."
GrayKitty: (takes paw off his mouth)
SpongeBob: "Ok, ok! I'll tell!" (sighs) "I asked him to come here if I wasn't home...but to be honest, I never thought he'd actually remember!!"
Meg: "You told him WHAT!?" (closes eyes) (takes a deep breath) (looks back up at him) "Alright mister, you've just earned...I dunno, but I'll think of something VERY diabolical!"
SpongeBob: (gulps)
GrayKitty: "Wow, Patrick remembering directions, IS a first..."
Meg: "True." (pulls GrayKitty aside) "What should we do to you-know-who for giving away the location of our secret lair?"
GrayKitty: "I think we should...Hmmm...Do you know anyone else who knows how to--OH MY GOSH!! MY EVIL TWIN!! Besides you, that is! I can't believe I never thought of this before!"
Meg: "What? What are you scheming?"
GrayKitty: "Have I ever introduced you to my evil sister, Isannah?" (whispers) "She's freaky...but evil...like us!"
Meg: "No...no I don't think you have! What would she do?"
GrayKitty: "Well, she's got all these cool gadgets and stuff, and I'm pretty sure she has something...tickly." (looks over at SpongeBob, who's heard everything, and is now scared to death)
Meg: (smirks) "Hmm...how fast can she be here?"
GrayKitty: "Weeeeeeell...let's just say she's everywhere...all around...watching our every move."
SpongeBob: (looks around, sweating)
Isannah: (pops out from behind Meg and GrayKitty) "Somebody say they need me for an evil job??"
Meg: "Yes!! If there's a job that needs done around here, it certainly is evil. What would you say about someone who gives away the whereabouts of secret evil hideouts?"
Isannah: "Hmmm...did thees person know it was meant to be kept a secret?" (looks at SpongeBob, suspiciously)
Meg: (nods)
Isannah: (walks over to SpongeBob) "It was heem, wasn't it?" (puts paws on hips) "He looks like the type...who don't like to be tickled..."
SpongeBob: (wiggles around like crazy) "I WANNA GO HOME!!"
Meg: "He doesn't like tickled at ALL. And he's extremely ticklish."
GrayKitty: "Yeah!! He can't even take a feather!!" (huffs)
Isannah: "Weell...I can't blame heem...but still...may I join you guys?" (pulls out brush) "I brought my own paintbrush."
Meg: "Well, we need a SPECIAL punishment. I mean...he could have gotten us in a lot of trouble! Patrick was easy to take care of...but if he'd said something to..." (whispers) "Sandy..."
Isannah: (drops paintbrush)
GrayKitty: (sniffling) "What do we do!? She could rip our ticklin' fingers off!!"
Isannah: "You guys are on your own!!" (poofs)
GrayKitty: "..." (looks around)
Meg: "COME BACK!" (growls) "Ah, well. You DIDN'T tell Sandy..." (looks at SpongeBob out of the corner of her eye, maliciously) "DID you?"
SpongeBob: (sweats) "Well..."
GrayKitty: (growls super loud) "How could you!?"
Meg: "Ohh mister you're SO in for it."
SpongeBob: (backs into the chair as much as he can)
Meg: (starts walking slowly and evil-like toward him)
SpongeBob: (gulps)
GrayKitty: (walks towards him too) "Be prepared...for the most eeeeevil...tickling experience...you'll EVER experience..." (pulls out vibrating paintbrush)
SpongeBob: (starts shaking uncontrollably)