DISCLAIMER: Hmm...Let's see. I need something witty!

Here we go! (To the tune of London Bridge!) (Which I don't own!)

Disclaimers cause me pain!

Cause me pain!

Cause me pain!

Disclaimers cause me pain!

What a bother to write them!

Wow, I'm losing my touch!

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This is a little short. REALLY sorry about the long update. I mean

REALLY REALLY SORRY!

I had a lot of stuff to do and it got stuck in the corner of my mind, in the cluttered bit where everything gets lost. I have retrieved it! And I will take an Unbreakable Vow that I will update sooner. I wonder if my brother's got a wand….Have you?

Enough about me! TO THE STORY! WOO!

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Let's hear the end of Cinderella! Said Ron, happy and full after a wonderful dinner, as usual provided by Mrs. Weasley

But it was Luna this time that opened the book. She had come for dinner invited by Mr. Weasley who had run into her before coming home.

She began to read in a dreamy voice

Cinderella arrived at the ball in her carriage

Harry and Hermione looked up at this, but EVERYBODY nodded approvingly

Maybe this was going to go well after all…

And she stepped out. She immediately caught the prince's eye.

"M' lady would you care for a dance?"

"Corny!" Ron snorted

They danced all right! ALL NIGHT!
"Ah, a rhyme! I know for a fact muggle poets use them. Is it true they write on a cum-putter? How exactly-"

"Not now Arthur!"

"Sorry Molly"

Yup, Mr. Weasley was still obsessed with muggles! Thought Harry Will probably always be!

But the clock struck!

ONE! DOOOOOONNNGGGGGG

TWO! DOOOOOONNNGGGGGG
THREE! DOOOOOONNNGGGGGG
FOUR! DOOOOOONNNGGGGGG

FIVE! DOOOOOONNNGGGGGG

"Uh, how long does this go on?"

"Ron! Shut it!

Um, Luna dear! Could you please hurry it up!

"Eez borenig'" explained Fleur

Six, seven eight nine ten, eleven! Said Luna in one breath

"DDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"

Wow.

Cinderella ran for it! But she hadn't noticed one thing! She'd lost her shoe!

"Her shoe?" Asked Ron exasperated, "How the ruddy heck do you lose a shoe without noticing?"

"You know I've wondered that for years!"

"Focus guys…FOCUS!!!"

But Ron and Hermione had already entered the deep world of conversation concerning how you lose a shoe without noticing.

And for those of you who want to know, it was deduced you had to wear a VERY thick sock.