A/N: Wow! I haven't updated in months. Sorry about that. Here's Little Miss Muffet!

I really need to finish Cinderella and the Fountain of Fair Fortune but this was more fun. Please take THE VOTE. I'm trying to decided what to put into my story next.

THE VOTE

Why should Charlie be in the neighborhood?

They finally found that Dragon Harry, Ron, and Hermione rode out of the wizard bank.

He felt like visiting them

Fleur is going to have her next child and Charlie is going to god father so Bill told him to come home

Great Auntie Muriel was going to visit him so he told her he wouldn't be home and ran off to his parents house

I'm open to any suggestions

DISCLAIMER: Um… I don't own Harry Potter or his world, but if I owned Harry Potter and his world I'd have to own Voldemort. Ew.

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"Kids!" Mr. Weasley came into the small, yet cozy living room. "I think it's time you all went to bed."

"Can we read one more story Dad?" Asked Ginny. Though she didn't really like the muggle stories, she didn't want to go to bed.

"Oh, okay." Smiled Mr. Weasley, he did like muggle stories.

"I want to pick it this time," said George taking the heavy book out of Hermione's lap. "The last time you guys read a short story, it was about murder."

"He was an egg!" Chimed in Ron. "I murder eggs every time I eat breakfast." Harry rolled his eyes as George riffled through the pages.

"I like this one!" He announced. "Little Miss Muffet."

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away

"Um…maybe I don't actually like it…" Everyone sat with a confused expression on their face.

"Uh…I don't get it." Said Percy rather lamely.

"What's a tuffet?" George asked Hermione.

"Yeah Hermione!" Ron asked, "You're the smart one, what does it mean?"

"I…don't…uh…know, I'll get a dictionary!"

""Mum, what's curds and whey?" Asked Ginnny

"It's like cottage cheese." Answered Mrs. Weasley. "Then, why don't they call it cottage cheese?" Ginny asked the room at large.

"Yeah!" Agreed George. "I really doubt a muggle child will know what curds and why are!"

"Curds and whey dear."

"It rhymes though." Harry didn't exactly know why he was defending the cottage cheese but he wasn't to pleased at this story bashing the Weasels kept doing.

"Noh et doezn't." Harry thought for a second. Muffet…Tuffet…whey? Fleur was right. It didn't rhyme.

"We could make it rhyme…" Luna said dreamily. She sat at everyone's feet cross legged on the floor.

Little Miss Muffet sat with the bees
Eating her curds and cottage cheese
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet to Ni-ger

"But with cottage cheese, it does sound good …?" Percy added uncertainly, and the whole room hastily nodded in agreement.

"I do agree with Miss Muffet though." Said Ron. "Spiders can drive away anyone who likes cottage cheese!"

"Speaking of milk-"

"We weren't speaking of milk" George interrupted his older brother Bill.

"We were speaking of dairy/milk products. Mum, do you have any? Fleur and I are out."

"Check in the kitchen dear." Offered Mrs. Weasley.

"Thanks Mom!" Bill left the room and almost ran into Hermione. "Whoa!"

"Sorry!"

"It's fine."

"I'm back!" called Hermione cradling her laptop in her arms. "I couldn't find Ron's dictionary, but says a tuffet is a low stool; footstool.

"But why don't they just call it a foot-"

"Ginny!" Called Bill from the kitchen, "Give it a rest!"