"Why Did You Make Him-" Temari Yelled Waving A Hand At The Defenceless Shikmaru. "Tag Along! We Don't Need Him!!"

Gaara Shook His Head. His Older Sister Was So Annoying Sometimes He Just Wanted To Rip Her Into Shred's. He Didn't Know What Happened Last Night But It Had Something To Do With Shikamaru. Usually She Wasn't That Violent Around Him.

Shikamaru Sighed And Shiver. He Could Feel Gaara's Sand Tickle His Body A Reminder Of What Would Happen If He Tried To Run Or Even Say The Wrong Thing. Although He Was A Smart Ass -In All Terms Of The Word- He Couldn't Think Of A Way To Get Out Of This One.

"I Want You To Take Care Of Temari. Make Sure She Doesn't Do Anything To Get Both Of Us In Trouble. Be With Her All Day" Gaara Said Evilly Gazing Up At Shikamaru. "You Know What Will Happen If Something Goes Wrong." Gaara Opened Their Hotel Room Door And Vanished. Shikamaru Wouldn't Feel The Sand Around Him Anymore. He Sighed In Relief.

"Why Can't I Have A Normal Brother?" Temari Sighed Stepping In. Shikamaru Fallowed. "One Which I Can Bully And Pick On An-" Temari Paused Seeing A Dress On Her Bed. "Where Did This Come From?" She Said Walking Towards It She Grabbed A Note That Was On The Dress.

Tema,

I Was Shopping Around With Sakura And We Saw This Dress! So I Bought It For You! I Think You'll Like It!Try It On And Meet Me At 3:30!

Ino

'Meet Her At Where? Seriously Does This Girl Ever Think? I Bet Its Like 3 Sizes Too Small.' Temari Thought While Looking At The Dress. It Was A Very Very Short Purple Off The Shoulder Dress With A Wind Symbol Design At The Lower Corner. 'At Least I Did Like It' She Thought Smiling.

"Close The Door Stupid And I'll Be Right Back." Temari Said Heading To The Bathroom. "Don't Touch Anything."

After About Forever Getting Change Temari Finally Came Into The Room Walking By The window where Shikamaru sat on The Floor. "Well It Fits Me!" She Yelled Into The Sleeping Shikamaru's Ear. He Jumped Up Glaring At Her Before Closing The Door. She Smirked And Walked Towards A Mirror That Was Hanging On The Wall, Checking Herself Out. "Do You Think It's Too Short?" She Said Turning Side Ways To See Her Behind.

When Shikamaru Didn't Answer Temari Yelled. "I Asked You Something!!" He Jumped Up Again But This Time He Stood Up Shifting A Yawn.

"Women, Your Going To Kill Me One Day With Your Silly Mood Swings" Shikamaru Said Then Muttered "Troublesome."

Temari Shook Her Head. "Come Here."

"You Asked Something?"

"Come Here!"

"Fine. Fine. Don't Have To Get So Loud... What A Drag." Shikamaru Walked Towards Temari. "You Need Something?"

Temari Grabbed Him By His Hair And Shoved His Face Inches From Her Butt. "I Asked You If This Dress Is Too-" Temari's Head Whipped Up Hand Tightening Around His Hair. Eye's On Ino ,Who just Jumped In Threw the Window.

"Oh...My...God..." Shikamaru Heard Ino Say "You Guys Are Going Out!!" She Said In A Very High Pitch Voice. "I Knew You Guys Had Something Going On! I Mean, Why Else Would He Have His Face In Your Ass!?"

Shikamaru Tried To Move His Head Towards The Left Against Temari's Hard Grip. She Was Immobilized.

"Wait Ino! This Isn't What It Looks Like!" Shikamaru Said Eyes Wide.

"I Have To Tell Everyone!!" With That Ino Was Gone.

Shikamaru Laid His Head On Temari's Ass. She Was Looking Up Trying To Still Comprehend What Had Happened. He Sighed. This Was So Troublesome For Him And He Knew... He Knew That In Less Then A Whole Minute The World Would Know That They Where "Going Out" Like She Said. Temari Turned To Face Him, And Both Of Their Eyes Went Wide At The Same Time. However They Didn't React The Same.

"Temari I Didn't Mean To Have My Face On-" Shikamaru Said Pulling Away As Quick As Lightning.

"You Fucking Pervert!!" Temari Yelled Punching Him So Hard He Flew Across The Room.

"Fix This! Fix It! You Know What Ino's Going To Do? Fuck Up My Reputation!" Temari Yelled.

"It Wasn't My Fault You Slammed My Face In Your Ass!" Shikamaru Yelled Back. Sometimes, Yelling Was The Only Option. He Got Up And Walked Towards Her "This Is Your Fault So You Fix It!"

"Oh, Now Its My Fault?!"

"It Been Your Fault From The Beginning! Troublesome Hag!"

"If You Would Have Payed Attention To Me None Of This Would Be Happening!"

"If You Wouldn't Have Shoved My Face-!"

"Its Not My Fault Your Stupid!"

"I'm Smarter Then Your Fat Ass!"

Temari Punched Him A Slight Blush Appearing On Her Already Red Face.

"I Didn't Mean It Like That.." Shikamaru Said Blushing Rubbing His Bruised Cheek But Didn't Try To Get Up.

"Hmph! Sure You Didn't!"

Shikamaru Sighed. Sitting Up Shikamaru Brought His Hands Together Forming An 0 And Closed His Eyes. Temari Realized This Was The Shit He Does Every Time He Was Thinking Of A Plan.

"You Better Think.. Think Really Really Hard."

Shikamaru Opened His Left Eye. "Will You Let Me Think?"

Temari Walked To The Bed. "I Wonder How Will Gaara React When He Hears This."

Shikamaru Gulped And Concentrated Harder. His Whole Life Depended On It.