Rika downs another shot of sake. "Come on Shika!" Rika slurred." "This is my 17th round and I'm not even phased! And then look at you! You've had 1 and half and your going to whimp out on me now?! Man! Men really are cheap drunks!". Rika was trying to get Shika as drunk as she could, which was just getting herself as drunk as could be! "Hey, bartender!! I wan tyour biggest glass filled with sake, NOW!" Rika barked as she started to hiccup. Shikamaru was just as horrified as ever from the drunken girl. And he was about to pass out he was so drunk! Back woth Sani and Temari, Sani was shoving the cup of sake down her throat. "I...gurgle...can't...gurgle...BREATHE!" Temari attempts to yell. "Ya know, this would be a whole lot easier if you would just swallow this crap!!" Sani yelled as she tried to get Temari to cooperate. Rika is back trying to shvoe a tube down Shikamaru's throat so she can pour the sake down through it."Drink! Drink! DRINK!" Rika started to chant. "I...gurgle...can't...gurgle...feel my...gurgle...liver...gurgle" Shikamaru managed to say. "And you could feel it before?!" Rika asked as she started to pull the tube out of his mouth. She then stuck a blindfold on him and started spinning him around in circles. "Round and round he goes! Where he'll spew, nobody knows!" Rika shouts out as she starts to take pictures. With Sani, she already has Temari drunk But sadly, with no humiliation.. "Well..." Sani said as she looked at a clock. " It's almost seven. Better get back to the hotel.". Sani grabbed Temari and put the blindfold on her. Then she picked her up and headed off. "Dang, this chick is heavier than she looks..." Sani said to herself as she hobbled along. As Sani fianlly arrives at the hotel, she see's Rika standing there. "Okay... Now what?" She asked, although she probably already knew. "Well, what else?". Rika looked at ani like she was crazy. "OFF WITH THEIR CLOTHES OF COURSE!" She yells. This task was actually extremely easy for the girls because of how drunk their friends were. Through the whole event, Shikamaru and Temari were slurring 'Clohtteess? I hatee thiese thingsss!'.
When all of that was taken care of, Rika threw them into the closet, setted up the webcam, and locked the doors. "Okay!" Rika started explaining as she typed away on her laptop. "This should go perfect this time. We have a chakra seled door, prevnting any jutsu performances and Shikamaru is tied around Temari! Now let's just sit back and watch the show!". Sani plopped onto the bed. They watched as Shikamaru slumped over and did a face plant right into 'heaven valley' If you know what I mean. If not, LOOK IT UP!.
As Sani and Rika enjoyed every moment of these events, she had relized one minor negative in their fun... "OH MY GOD! WHAT ABOUT KANKOROU AND GAARA?!" Sani shot up off the bed. "Ah, non mondai! They're paying for the hotel. They made bet with her because she said since she was the oldest and most responsible, nothing ever embarrasing would ever happen to her. So once they say she was right, Kanky called me up and payed me!" Rika said with a smile. "Oh, and Gaara?" Sani asked, knowing Rika was unsure about him. "Hehe" She laughed nervously. "Yea, Gaara wasn't so happy about it, but I know how to take care of hi-". Before Rika could finish, the door bursted open, and standing there was an angry looking Gaara. "How?!" Sani whispered to Rika. "Like so..." Rika said. She stood up, skipped lightly over to Gaara, and planted one right on him!. Gaara thenpulls away, completely red in the face and runs. Kankorou is seen laughing.
"Heyy Kankorou! Whats cracken?" Rika asked as she made her way back to her seat. "Y-yea, what's up?!" Sani said, almost embarrased. Sani had actually started to get a crush on Kankorou lately. As much as she didn't want it, it happened. She would crush on him in private, and when she got near him, she would be one of his best friends. She tried really hard to not have her lame-o crush get in the way of her friendship. Sani would sometimes ask RIka fr hlp, but everytime, Rika would say the same thing- 'It's your life. Do as you please.', which was never really any help to her. "Eh, nothing much..." Kankorou responseds as he sits down next to Sani. "Hey," He points at the screen. "I think Temari's waking up!". Everyone turns to see. "SHIKAMARU YOU PRERVY FREAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!" She screams. Shikamaru, who's still half asleep, has no idea what she's talking about. "I dont know what your talking about, but these new pillows I have are really squishy...". "I honestly feel bad for Tema!!" Sani giggles. RIka laughs with her. "HEY YOU BASTARDS I HEAR YOU LAUGHING OUT THERE GET US OUT!!" Temari yells as loud as she could. "Sorry Tema, no can do! Oh, and, sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!" Sani sings. "OH I'LL GIVE YOU SOME STICK AND STONES!!" Temari counters. "Hmm, she countered that one well..." Sani said, thinking about a new comeback.
"Shikamaru?! What the hell are you-" Temari was cut off. The girls and Kankorou then heard some muffling noises. They turned their attention back to the screen. They then see Shikamaru and Temari Yes, still naked. making out. "Why the hell did you do that?!" Temari asked when they finally broke. "You wouldnt shut up." Shikamaru said, playfully. "Oh wow." Sani said, wide eyed. "Looks like this is really getting good.!". "Kankorou, are you enjoying this?" Sani asked. She turned to Kankorou. "Can't...wheeze...breath...wheeze...must...wheeze...breath!" Kankorou then falls off the bed. Sani starts to laugh extremly hard at the sight of Kankorou. "Kankorou you...giggle...look like...giggle...a total...giggle...FREAK!" Sani also falls off the bed and cracks up. Rika looks at them and just see's two loco people laughing on the floor. "SHIKAMRU YOU LAZY PERV GET OFF OF ME!!" Temari screams once again. "I cant if you were to pay attenion my hands are tied around you..." He says dullfully. Temari smakes him. And hard. "Oww what was that for?" He said, wishing he could rub his throbbing cheek. "Preparation for this." The door is smashed into a million peices and Rika and Sani see a extremly mad looking Temari and a still hungover Shika. Rika looks at Sani and jumps out the window. "Oh boy." Sani whispers as she's still sitting there. She fianlly pops back into reality. She also relizes what just happened. "RIKA YOU DITCHER!!" sHE SCREAMS. Sani looks over at Kankorou, he's sitting on the floor staring all wide eyed at the sight of his sister and Shikamaru. "Uh, Kankorou... We kinda gotta go." Sani says as she grabs Kankorou's hand and they jump out the window after Rika. "RIKA!! WAIT UP!!" She yells as they start to sprint. Shikamaru tackles Rika to the ground. AHHH!! GO ON WITHOUT MEE!! Myanmoaru The sting ray. is all ready go! Save your selves!!" RIka yells back dramatically. Sani watches and starts to burst out in laughter I mean really, she's got a naked Shikamaru hanging off of her! Kankorou also starts to laugh. "Okay!" he says to himslef as he finally gains control again. Kankorou grabs Rika from Shikamaru, grabs Sani and jumps onto Myanmoaru. "Oh my god, that was great!" Sani shouts as she too gains control of herself. "Oh, thanks Kankorou! I guess I was laughing so hard I couldn't even stand up!" She says, embarrased of herself. Soon, Temari appears fully dressed with her fan and starts to chase after them. "Okay close your eyes or else you might puke!" Rika says as she take's out her fan and barely flicks it. A giant gust of wind blows them and Myanmoaru 600 miles out of the sand village. Sweet victory... they all thought to themselves. Or was it?