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CHAPTER TEN: REVENGE

McKay was working on the damaged Jumper with Zelenka, they'd been at it for hours, the cloak was fixed, as well as the engines. The weapons were proving a lot more difficult. McKay was still seething at the colonel for saying that to Weir, Beckett and Lorne. He'd figured out a revenge plan for Sheppard, right down to the bucket of water he had with him, Zelenka had asked about it but McKay had simply snapped at him to mind his own business and he'd gotten back to fixing the Puddle Jumper. Sheppard was due to check on them any minute.

As if on cue, Sheppard entered the Jumper Bay. McKay grinned evilly, then put on an annoyed look and went out to meet him.

"How's it going?" asked Sheppard.

"Terrible!" exclaimed McKay. "I've been unable to fix anything! We've been at it for hours and we're only close to putting the cloak back up! The engines are so badly damaged I doubt this Jumper is ever gonna fly again!"

Sheppard loved the Puddle Jumpers; he'd hate to think he'd killed one.

Sure enough; he was frowning.

"Oh."

"Now if you don't mind, I'll get on with my seemingly impossible task!"

With that McKay turned on his heel band stormed back in to the Jumper, heading straight back to the controls and cloaking the ship. He peered out the front window at Sheppard. Sheppard looked a bit surprised, but pleased.

"Great, you've got the cloak on," he exclaimed, walking to where he knew the rear hatch was.

McKay lifted the Jumper so he could just walk under it. Zelenka was giving him a funny look.

Sheppard tried to walk up the ramp that was no longer there.

"What the…" he started. "McKay, what the hell is going on?"

McKay ran to the back of the Jumper and picked up the bucket of water.

"What are you doing?" demanded Zelenka.

McKay ignored him.

Smirking to himself, he took the bucket to the still open hatch and looked down, yep Sheppard was still there looking annoyed and confused. McKay held the bucket out of the Jumper and tipped it upside down.

Sheppard was drenched instantly. He swore.

"MCKAY!!" yelled Sheppard, he was dripping.

McKay couldn't help it; he threw the bucket too, straight over Sheppard's head. This was shortly followed by more swearing.

Sheppard took the bucket off his head and looked up, he wasn't stupid; he knew he'd been tricked.

"Are you going to tell me why you did that?" he demanded, quiet angry clear in his voice.

McKay started to snigger. Sheppard must have figured out where he was from the noise; because he threw the bucket straight at him, it hit him in the chest, and stormed off.

McKay was still sniggering when he heard Weir's voice from just outside of the Bay.

"Oh my God, what happened to you?"

"Ask McKay," McKay heard Sheppard say through gritted teeth and then continued storming off.

McKay doubled over in laughter as Zelenka looked at him in shock.

The End

Authors Note: Yeah I know very crazy at the end there… and the rest of the story. But if you've read 'Stargate Atlantis and the ZPM' you'll know the top stupidity of my writing. please review!