HEY! Long time, no type! As you probably realized, my first Know Your Stars: Sonic edition was cancelled out because it was in script form.. If you still want/wish to read it, just email me at I still have ideas from some of you so I am writing this as a continuation (in a different style of course, but hardly) of my first story. READ READ READ!
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An evil voice comes out of nowhere and begins to say, "Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars," right as Espio walks in looking for his friends.
Espio screams like a girl, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The Know Your Stars voice says to everyone who can hear, "Espio, he actually likes to go by Espiollina." (courtesy of deathhog2006)
"Whatever," replies Espio cooly. All of a sudden, dresses fall from the ceiling.(courtesy of deathhog2006)
"OOOHHHH! YAY! More dresses to add to my collection!" Espio squeals with joy.(courtesy of deathhog2006) Sonic gives Espio a weird look.
Espio stops, gasps, covers his mouth and whispers, "I did not just say that out loud."
Rouge all of a sudden says, "Eww you freak, I thought you were straight! That's what you told me before we started going out!"
While Rouge beats up Espio and Knuckles( yes he still gets beat up), the rest of the guys were muttering, "Lucky bastard"
Then the Know Your Stars guy cuts back in and says, "Sonic is as gay as Eggman Mr. Exercise ball!"
Sonic gets angered by this and since he couldn't beat up the Know Your Stars guy, he beat up Eggman, Knuckles, and Espio. (last two lines courtesy of deathhog2006)
Espio says, "HEY WATCH IT! And to the creepy voice: I thought this was all about me!"
"Fine, Espio, he is a one-eyed cow with an elephant trunk for a tail," says the Know Your Stars guy. (courtesy of The Kitsune Warrior)
"WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT FROM!" cries Espio.
A picture of Espio as a baby floats down from the ceiling. It looked like a calf with a grayish thing for a tail.
"I can explain!" says Espio.
Wave chirps up and says, "No he can't, when I had a second appointment with the plastic surgeon, he came to fix his little probloem. I just didn't know who he was at the time."
"..."
"Espio, we watches Dora the Explorer." (courtesy of TwilightPrincess12)
Espio shouts defendingly (if thats a word), "Who can help it? I love the little song. Da da da da da dora, da da da da da dora. And I think it's funny when she asks me a question and I call her retarded and she says 'great'."
Sonic says, "You gotta admit that's funny"
Tails finally talks. "You watch it too?"
"NO!"
"Espio, his little ninja stars are actually just shiny plastic" (courtesy of wildcat6)
Espio replies, "HEY, HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT!"
Vector awakes from a nap and stands over Espio threatingly says, "So when you threaten to throw those things at me, you're just bluffing?"
"Uh...well...see what had happened was...I...um..."
Vector starts to beat Espio up. A lot.
The Know Your Stars guy then says, "Espio also doesn't know how to turn invisible, he can just spray paint very fast." (courtesy of wilcat6)
Charmy chimes in, "Some ninja you are!" and also beats up Espio. And Knuckles. A lot.
"Now you know, Espio"
Knuckles asks, "Question: how come you make all of us gay?"
"I don't think I made Tails and Shadow gay."
Knuckles says sarcastically, "Oh how nice for them"
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Tailsie: HA! I can write this part in script form! In your face! Anyway, I only did Espio because this style takes me way longer to write and I'm sleepy.
Shadow beats Knuckles up.
Tailsie: HAHAHAHA! Please R&R! I'm still taking ideas! Oh and this has nothing to do with Sonic but have any of you played Kingdom Hearts II and have gone to Hollow Baisin (don't know how to spell it) and beat this guy with long white hair and two swords and about 8 health bars and he hits really fast and can appear and disappear in a second and wants Sora's keyblade. If so, PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO BEAT IT 'CAUSE IT IS LIKE, IMPOSSIBLE!