Hello peoples! I couln't type for a while because I had to study for exams and stuff, so ...yeah... Anyways, good news: I beat the Sephiroth guy! (crickets) umm, I know that was totally random... I am the princess of Randomness!(there is already a queen of randomness)

Knuckles: Shut up and get to the story!

Tailsie: OK Ok...pushy...

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After Espio crawls away, Omega comes up looking for Shadow to do his bidding when he hears:

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."

"Five minutes till self destruction," say Omega.

"Umm, ok then. Omega, he loves to wear bikinis and womens underwear." (courtesy of TwilightPrincess012)

Omega shouts out, "NO I DON'T!"

"Then what is that you're wearing?"

Omega then looks down at himself to see that he is wear a bikini top and a thong.

"HOW THE HECK DID THIS GET ON ME? I DIDN'T PUT THIS ON!" Omega shrieks nervously.

Sonic then sarcastically says, "Yea sure you didn't..."

Omega stares at Sonic evilly and shoots him, but Sonic is too fast so it hits the wall behind where Sonic was standing, bounces back off, and hits Omega squarely in the chest.

"Self destruction cut down to two minutes"

Knuckles then cries, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID, SONIC! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TAKE YOUR HIT LIKE A MAN!"

"Well at least I am a man."

"You are?...wait...WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" yells Knuckles.

"It MEANS that at least I didn't have myself changed to a woman..." says Sonic.

"YOU THINK I HAD A SEX CHANGE!"

"I didn't actually say that, but know that you mention it..." retorts Sonic.

"YOU SPED!"

Then Knuckles starts to beat up Sonic (wow that's different) but Sonic dodges all of his blows and punches back, so Knuckles is the one that ends up getting beat up (that's more like it).

Rouge comes in. "Umm, you two do know that while y'all were arguing, the time until self destruction of Omega was getting lower and lower, right? Everyone else is gone and y'all two only have 19 more seconds to live. Make that 17."

Sonic replies, "He's probably just bluffing. He's not really gonna blow up."

"I don't care what you say, I'm GETTING OUT OF HERE!"

After Knuckles says that, Mission Impossible theme song music starts to play as he starts to run away in slow motion.

"What are you doing?" Rouge asks.

"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm running away in slow motion!"

"Why?"

"Idunno"

"Well, if you don't speed up, you're gonna die."

"oh yeah, right."

Knuckles and Rouge then run/fly away.

Sonic then thinks: Hmm...the time should be up by now...

KABOOM! The whole studio blows up with Sonic inside.

"Omega, he watches Teletubbies"

Tails shouts, "YOU IDIOT! HE BLEW UP!"

"Oh...wow, that cuts my time short...you all made fools of yourselves and I hardly had to say anything...now you know Omega I guess...Knuckles is GAY!

Knuckles then says, "Why do you always have to say that? You know I'm not gay."

"The point is to lie. Duh"

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Tailsie: I had writer's block so this one is a bit short. I don't really know any more Sonic characters, so if there are ones that I haven't done, please send me the name and a quick summary about them. I need more reviews people!

Shadow: That's not how you ask for reviews.

Tailsie: How do you ask?

Shadow: You say "I WILL CAUSE SEVERE PAIN TO YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T REVIEW!"

Tailsie: Smart...not.

Shadow: whatever, do it your way.

Tailsie: I will. Please read and review! PLEASE SEND IDEAS! I NEED THEM!