Chapter Three
Look over there!
A/N: Wow, I didn't expect to see so many reviews within the first week. Thanks everyone
ZealousReformer: You don't know the half of how fun this'll get
Anyway, I don't own Red vs. Blue… unless you count the DVD set, in which case I do, and you should all worship me.
Caboose sidestepped to avoid the poorly aimed sniper rifle shots, sent off by Church. Caboose them took out his own rifle, shot their weapons out of their hands, and aimed his sniper rifle directly at Church's helmet.
"Caboose… calm down… he didn't mean it dude, don't kill us man!" A very afraid Tucker advised.
"Calm down Caboose… its okay, you can have running time… and play time if you want! Hey, I'll even join you, won't we Tucker?" Church said convincingly
"Keep me outta this, you're the one who pissed off the zombie, not me." Tucker took a step back.
"I have no idea who you people are, but I swear, you'd better not have killed the real blues that were stationed here." Caboose warned
"... umm… what if we told you we ARE the blue stationed here, and we have a perfect explanation for all this?" Tucker asked
"… then I'd probably-"Caboose was interrupted by Tex's arrival.
"Alright, the reds are gone. Good job there Tucker, using the mine to destroy the jeep… wow." Tex complimented as she walked in from behind Caboose.
"Tex!" both Tucker and Church yelled in unison.
"Hey everybody… Caboose… why is there blood on the b-"Tex was interrupted when Caboose shot her weapon out of her hand and knocked her out.
"Calm down Caboose… it's alright… Hey! Look, Caboose, a distraction!" Church yelled as he point behind Caboose to nothing in particular.
"Where?" Caboose turned, looking in the direction that Church had indicated.
"Wow… that worked…" Church said to himself "Run for it!"
The two blues leaped over the ledge while Caboose was still distracted and began running for the red base as fast as they could.
Simmons and Sarge were only just at the half way point between the bases when they heard several gunshots, and a scream. They turned to see two blues running towards them, followed by another blue soldier firing on the two as they ran.
"Son, I never thought I'd see the day when they finally went insane. Tortured by their own blue madness to the brink of insanity. Those poor bastards. I just wish I'd had the chance to finish them off myself." Sarge commented.
"Uh, sir, they're not dead yet. If you still wanna get a few rounds in be my guest" Simmons pointed out.
"No, Simmons. It's too late now. They're far too crazed to be affected by bullets now. The only way to kill them now is to immediately pull out, an let them waste away in a pool of their own blue blood."
"… No they're not!" Simmons yelled.
"Say what?" Sarge protested.
"They're not immune to bullets sir." Simmons explained.
"Of course they are! It's all part of their evil blue powers!" Sarge yelled
"…" Simmons fired a bullet at the closest blue soldier.
"Son of a bitch! You hit my foot! You bastard! I'll kill you!" Shouted the cobalt soldier.
"See?" Simmons demonstrated.
"Though crudely presented I see your point, Simmons. Very well. You stay here and hold them off. I'll bring out Grif to hold them off while Donut and I escape unharmed. We'll come back for you once we've ascertained that the blues are dead." Sarge ordered.
"Yes, sir!" Simmons yelled, snapping to attention.
Sarge ran off, not once looking back at Simmons. Once the maroon soldier was certain that Sarge was out of earshot, he grumbled to himself.
"I'd better get a damned medal for all this ass kissing…" He muttered to himself.
Well, third chapter done. Hope you enjoyed it. Sorry about the delay. I should be able to get the next one up sooner. Probably by next Monday at the latest. Stay tuned.