A/N: Before I start, I'd like to thank the three people who helped the most in making this.
Kookygirl82
metallicanirvana
& Loca Bambina
These three helped a lot and for that. I dedicate this whole story to them. Plus, they make kick ass stories and hopefully by dedicating this to them they'd UPDATE SOONER! -cough- ….sorry.
So I'd like to thank them mostly and my reviewers from my other story Girlphobia.
Thank you, and Happy Reading!
Their Friendship History: They all met in Kindergarten and now they and their families are so close that if one family moves, they all do. And they are all in one big trailer because they are moving from California.
On to the story…
Sirius's POV
Girls are so weak when it comes to sleeping.
I sat up in my seat with my right elbow propped up on the sill. I looked over to my right shoulder where Ricki peacefully slept. Across from us sat Sid and Loraine who slept with their heads leaning down on their chests.
Even though we've been driving for more than five days, I refused to sleep. I wanted to see all the sights to be seen. I wanted to sleep, but I just couldn't. Not for five days. My dad bought way to much candy then needed and so for five days I've been on a sugar high.
I looked out of the window to read the signs. After passing a sign that said "Colorado 100 Miles", I finally let my body give in to sleep. I laid my head down on Ricki's head, and I let my eyelids drop. Every now and then they popped right back up, but I just closed them again and finally…
Nothing.
"Sirius. Sirius wake up!" I opened my eyes to see Ricki and Sid nudging me and trying to get me to wake up. I sat up and I felt so much better.
I picked up my baseball cap that fell, and fixed it on my head.
I yawned and said, "OK. Let's go."
So we got to work on separating the furniture on who's family is whose, and we all worked together to move in. It was about 8:30 in the morning, so we had tons of time. It was really convenient that all of our houses were right next to each others.
Starting from the left, the first house was Loraine's, then Ricki's, then mine, then Sid's.
At about 2:25, we were finally finished taking all the things from the trailer to the houses in which they belonged. We all decided to take a break and sat down on the curb.
"Holy shit its cold." Ricki wrapped her jacket on tighter and we all copied that move. We weren't used to the snow and it felt odd being in such a place.
We sat in silence for a few minutes just taking it all in. We studied our new home and missed the one we left behind. I looked over to my left, and then my right. It was an OK neighborhood, but it could look better.
Across the street I saw an old dude with a green shirt with a puppet of a guy with a hat on.
I pointed him out to my friends. "Dude, what a fag."
"Says the guy who's friends with a bunch of girls." I made a plan in my mind to strangle Loraine.
Before I could respond with one of my brilliant comebacks, I twitched and Sid interrupted the fight…like she always does.
"DON'T KISS THE BEE LICKING TOASTER STRUDEL!"
We were all silent for a while after that. We got used to those random shouts from Sid so we didn't even bother making any comment on it.
"So this is South Park." Ricki stood up and threw herself down into the snow. She moved her hands and legs up and down in a rapid motion. "I love it."
Leave it to Ricki to be as immature as to making a snow angel. Sid immediately found the fun in this and she and Ricki were laughing and making deformed, probably handicapped snow angels. They always were immature like that.
Loraine was doing something behind my back and the second I turned around to see what it was…
BAM!
I got hit smack in the face with a snow ball. I wiped it off and twitched again.
"Nice." Was all I said. "Very mature."
Of course, I couldn't resist, and I bent down and grabbed a big handful of snow. I grouped it in a ball and chucked it at Loraine. She screamed and threw another one at me.
Soon it just became a pattern and we all must have been some sight. Two kids making disfigured snow angels and another two throwing snow balls at each other like our lives depended on it.
But we didn't care, we were too busy laughing. In fact, we were having such a great time; we almost didn't notice a group of four boys walking by.
Ricki, being the most social of us, jumped up at the opportunity of making new friends and hopped in their way.
"What's up dudes? I'm Ricki."
"Get out of the way bitch."
The fatass in the red was about to face the wrath of us. Nobody called any of us shit or else…
"Excuse me Mr. I Can't Get in Through a Ten Foot Wide Door. She was just saying hi."
Loraine was pissed. Nobody messed with one of her friends. Sid was holding Ricki back from kicking the shit out of that kid.
I stepped up in front of Loraine and I faced the four boys. One of them had his orange hood covering most of his face and another had this weird puff ball red and blue hat. The last had a green odd looking thing on his head and an annoying orange jacket.
I started twitching a lot and the guy in the red laughed.
"What a dweeb. Looks like we've got ourselves another Tweek." The fatass was the only one laughing. The other three guys looked sorry for us.
"Whatever fatass." The guy in the orange jacket and green hat stepped in front of the annoying bastard and shook my hand followed by the dude in the red and brown and the guy with the hood.
The one with the orange and green spoke again.
"I'm Kyle, this is Stan, and this is Kenny. Oh, and this is fatass, also known as Cartman."Kyle pointed to first himself, then the dude in the red and brown, the guy in the hood, and the little bastard.
"Shut up you Jew!"
"What's wrong with Jews? I'm a Jew you asshole!" Loraine was now really pissed off and so Sid had to gang hold of both Ricki and Loraine from kicking Cartman's ass.
"Thank you-er I didn't quite catch your name." Kyle blushed slightly.
"Oh! Well my names Loraine, this is Ricki, Sarah, but we call her Sid, and finally Sirius."
"Oh! Well hi!"
"Snow angels?" This time the guys named Stan spoke curiously at the "snow angels".
Sid let go of Loraine and Ricki who calmed down a bit and pointed to the snow angels. "Yah, Ricki and I just did those."
Then for some odd reason Sid caught eye contact with Kenny and they bursted into laughter. It took us all a while to get it but once we all did we all started laughing too except for Loraine who said "Ew". (If you don't get it, think hard about that sentence and emphasize the bold word. It's not THAT funny but they are fourth graders.)
Ricki kicked Cartman in the nuts and soon Kyle and Stan high fived her while Loraine rolled on the ground in laughter. Kenny and Sid were in a discussion about…. God knows what, and I was just standing on the sidelines twitching every now and then and watching.
"You dating any of these…..girls." Cartman was suddenly just right there and I jumped a bit. He growled a bit when he said "girls".
"No of course not! They're like my sisters what is wrong with you?"
"You're a fag dude. You hang around all these girls yet you're not dating any of them. The question is, what is wrong with you?"
I felt like stuffing a bomb down this dudes throat. Nobody insults my friends, calls me a friend, and gets away with it.
"I don't know who you are but you are a racist jackass!"
"Thank you." Kyle and Stan came up to us while the girls stayed to listen to a joke from Kenny. Kyle looked please that I called him a racist jackass.
"No one asked you Jew!"
"At least I can fit in a car whereas your whore of a mom has to strap you to the roof.
"I am not fat, I'm big boned. And screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Cartman just left smirking to himself and I wanted nothing more than to take a knife and-
"Dude you still there?" Stan was waving his hand in front of my face.
"Sorry dude. I have ADD."
"Oh."
"Yah."
Kyle Stan and I joined the group again where the girls were laughing at a joke and Kenny looking pleased with himself.
Kenny then turned to me and said with this odd perverted grin on his face, "So I couldn't help but hear you're not dating any of these girls. Are you serious dude?"
All the girls started laughing and I felt like killing each and every one of them at that point.
"Are you kidding me? That would be like dating a brother. I mean, we love each other yah I mean, we all love each other but that would just be plain awkward." Ricki stopped laughing to say that and Sid's and Loraine's laughing also died down.
The rest of the afternoon we spent getting to know the guys minus Cartman, and vice versa.
They even told us about all of their adventures which made us all crack up laughing. Cartman seemed like my kinda guy (not in a gay way) even if he was a racist, selfish, fatass.
Then Stan and Kyle whispered in each other's ears back and forth. Soon Kenny joined in and in a few minutes, after that little group chat, Stan turned to me and asked, "Dude, you seem pretty cool. Want to come over to my house on Friday for a sleepover with the guys?"
I looked over at Loraine, Ricki, and Sid who didn't seem the least bit interested, but I knew I couldn't because I knew that that was the night of Sid's birthday party….even if she didn't remember or care.
"I can't you guys, I'd love to but we have to celebrate Sid's Birthday party. Sorry."
"Oh. That's cool dude."
"But you guys can come to her birthday party."
I could see that Stan was considering this, but after a few moments he nodded his head and said, "Yah, that could work out. I guess I'll see you guys later then."
"Yah, later dude."
"See yah!"
And with that Stan, Kyle and Kenny left. I looked over at Sid for her agreement and she shrugged. "Eh-why not? The more the merrier."
I sighed a deep sigh of relief. I needed some guy-friends. I personally needed to act more guy-ish.
Then all of a sudden, out of the blue I heard all the girls scream bloody murder and point to a body in the middle of the road that looked a lot like…KENNY!
I started running towards the body and the girls followed. I started twitching furiously and Loraine and Ricki were holding on to each other. Sid on the other hand was kneeling over the body reporting what had happened.
"It looks like a car just randomly hit him."
We looked around for Stan and Kyle, but they were about ten feet away walking. I ran over and started panicking.
"Kenny-he-On my God-Why aren't-fuck this-where's a phone!"
"Dude… dude chill out. We know Kenny died. It's OK."
"WHAT! How can it be OK? I mean what the fuck is your problem? I-"
"Dude, he'll come back tomorrow." Stan looked annoyed and I felt like they were crazy and needed to go to a shrink.
"WHAT!?"
"Kenny dies almost every day, but he always comes back."
"Oh yah, that makes tons of sense." I couldn't help but be sarcastic. I was thinking twice about being their friend.
Stan and Kyle sighed, rolled their eyes, and started walking towards the body.
"Follow us; we'll explain all we know."
I followed them back to where the girls were panicking and calling for help. Loraine looked like she was about to cry, and Ricki threw up from disgust.
Stan started to speak, "Look, everyday, Kenny dies but he comes back to life. I say "Oh My God You Killed Kenny!" and then Kyle says, "You Bastards." And that's it. He comes back the next day and that's it. We'll bet any amount of money. I don't know why, but it's what happens. Sometimes he doesn't come the next day, but he will eventually come back OK?"
Ricki threw up again, and Loraine looked slightly better. Sid didn't look all to convinced but put her jacket over the dead body and started to walk away.
"And how do we know you two aren't just sick in the head and making this all up or something?"
Loraine was always a tad bit skeptical.
"You guys have a lot to learn about the wonders of this fucked up town we call South Park."
With that, Stan and Kyle bid their farewells and walked away down the strew.
"That's so fucked up." Was the last we heard of Ricki as she turned around to follow Sid. Loraine took one last look, sniffled a bit, and said a quiet, "Bye."
I shouted bye, and followed my friends.
"What odd people."
Sid looked really confused and she adjusted her glasses.
I on the other hand just hugged them all, and we all separated ways into our own houses for the night.
How…odd.
AN: So I hope you liked it. It took a long time for me to figure it all out and stuff on how to do it. I never would have been able without the extra, un-needed help from kookygirl82. This was just an introduction chapter. After a while once they are all friends and stuff like that, we'll get to all the good stuff. I have at least 25 chapters planned that are all oneshots.
Happy Reading!