Hey! Thank you to the people that reviewed! I am very grateful. To those of you who suggest Rouge, Shadow, and Knuckles and stuff like that, NO NEED TO! Like I said last chappie, I already did those characters in the old one and will change the format so that I can put them in this one. Question to al of you who know: How do you check to see how many people regardless of reviews have read your story? Any one who answers will get a special chapter with any person of their choice dedicated to them. The character could even be themselves! TO THE BATMOBILE! Wait...that's not right...TO THE STORY!

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Black Doom needs some place to hide his guns, so he comes in here thinking it looks like a good place when he hears:

"Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars"

An annoyed Black Doom says "My voice of evilness is way better than that."

"Black Doom, he owns a strip club"(courtesy of Silver Horror)

"HEY, HOW DID YOU KNOW!" shouts Black Doom in surprise. (courtesy of Silver Horror)

"Actually, me and friends were on a night out and...never mind, let's just say that we have pictures of you naked dancing on a table."

"WHAT!"

"Oh that reminds me, Black Doom, he thinks he is a playboy" (courtesy of Silver Horror)

"I do not!" shouts a very angry Black Doom.

"Yes you do"

"If you don't shut up, I promise you that I will blow your head off!"

"Whatever, if you want me, I'm inside of your chest"

Black Doom just rolled his eyes and said "Look, I'm not Big. I'm not stupid enough to believe there is a person in my chest."

"I'm about to turn your heart off."

"Yeah right"

"Ok, don't believe me."

Just then, an invisible cow monkey came up and injected some steroids that made your heart beat really hard and fast into his arm with a very sharp needle.

"OOWWWW! What was that for?" Black Doom cried ou t like a baby while clutching his arm. "I need Shadowwuggins." After he said that, he pulled out a Shadow the Hedgehog plushie and started hugging it while he sucked his thumb. (idea kinda from TwilightPrincess012)

"You're a big baby...I did that to make you believe me. Now, on to the heart!"

At that moment, Black Doom's heart began to beat really fast and hard like he had just run 8 miles.

"NO! WHAT"S HAPPENING?"

"I'm getting closer to your heart and you will die! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Stop it freak!" After he says that, Black Doom pulls out a gun and shoots himself in his chest trying to make the much eviler Know Your Stars Guy die, but since it was a trick, he killed himself and not the Know Your Stars Guy.

"CURSE YOU WEIRD VOICE! MAY A PLAGUE BE UNLEASHED UNTO YOUR HOUSES! (Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet)"

Then Black Doom dies.

"Now you know, the incredibly gullible playboy that is now dead, Black Doom."

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Eggman walks in looking for Rouge when he hears:

Knuckles shouts "OWW MY NECK"

"Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars..."

Nice evil voice...I gotta get me a voice changer like that..." mutters Eggman to himself

"Eggman, people mistake him for an exercise ball" (courtesy of TigerOfTheSpear)

"That was only six times today!" Eggman yells in a pathetic defense.

Just then, a guy in a workout suit goes up to him and tries to sit on him.

"GET OFF ME!" Eggman shouts.

The guy was all like "Whoa, a talking exercise ball."

In reply, Eggman shouts "I'm a person you hobo!"

The guy is just totally annoyed and says "Whatever"

Then the guy walks away.

Eggman then shouts "Fine! Make that seven! That was still better than yesterday!

"How many yesterday?"

Eggman then murmers a feeble "twenty"

"You are a fat pathetic bald monkey...Eggman, he has a closet full of girly clothes, once entered a beauty pageant and lost and cried for days, and pretends to be a fairy princess when noone is around" (courtesy of TwilightPrincess012)

Eggman thinks this is a load of bologna and says "Prove it!"

Suddenly, a big movie projector and a screen come out of the ceiling and show a clip of Eggman in a dress in a line of beautiful women.

TV flashback thingamabob:

A woman in her mid forties in a beautiful sparkly black formal gown says "And last place goes to EGGHEAD!"

Eggman runs away crying saying "it's Eggman!"

Then the clip turns to one where Eggman is in front of a mirror dancing to "Barbie Girl" while wearing a pink midriff, pink bootie shorts, a tiara, plastic wings, and pink ballet shoes.(scary sight, trust me)

"AHHHHH MY EYES! IT BURNS!" yells everyone in the audience in agony.

End TV flashback thingamabob.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughs Sonic.

"Robots attack!" says Eggman through tears.

Then a bunch of robots start attacking Sonic, but Sonic breaks them all in two seconds.

"He might be stupid, but Eggman is even stupider. In fact, he is so stupid that he actually seems smart" says Tails smartly. (courtesy of playstation14)

"NOOO! Those robots cost me 12 billion dollars!" cries Eggman

Knuckles then mutters "Pretty crappy robots for 12 billion dollars..."

Rouge comes out of nowhere and asks "Egghead? Where did you get that kind of money?"

"What are you here?" asks a very curious Knuckles.

"To find out why secret stash IS EMPTY!" Shouts Rouge in reply...and frustration...

"Oh, sorry Rouge. I had to borrow a bit of money for the robots, I thought you wouldn't mind." says Eggman dumbly.

Rouge then shouts "YOU $#!#$$#$#$#!#$!$#$!" (censored. you'd be like that too if someone had taken 12 billion dollars from you without asking...or just from you in general, even if they did ask)

Rouge then proceeds to kill Eggman.

"Why did you do that? Now he can't pay you back." Knuckles says, not knowing of the consequences of saying this.

Rouge, angry with her own stupidity, starts to beat up Knuckles and Shadow (I'm suprised Knuckles isn't dead by now)

"OWW What did I do!" screeches Shadow.

"I just like beating you up." replies the now relieved bat that seriously needs anger management we call Rouge.

Ok then, Now you know the late Eggman.

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Tailsie: Well, do you like?

Knuckles: No

Tailsie: You hate everything.

Knuckles: I don't hate the Master Emerald.

Tailsie: Ummm...about that...Eggman stole it and sold it to aliens because he needed money to take over the world even though he could've just kept the Emerald.

Knuckles passes out.

Tailsie: OK then, PLEASE SEND MORE REVIEWS! R&R! SOMETHING! Oh and I will do Froggy and Silver the Hedgehog in the next few chapters, OK?