A/N OK, so I got 3 more reviews than I thought I would so yah for me. For future reference, the first few chapters are kinda linked together because they need to adjust to life in South Park and stuff like that. Once they are comfortable and crap like that, then that's when the real fun will start. Please be patient.

And as for reviews…..I don't really care much for them because I believe that as long as people read the story (which 93 people have so far) then that's fine with me. I don't need proof that you read the story so…yah.

This chapter is from the idea of metallicanirvana.

OH! And I was being a total idiot and spelt one of the author's penname wrong.

Kookygirl82 is actually kookygurl82 Sorry 'bout that…

Disclaimer: Not a chance

On to the story…

Loraine's POV

I opened the door to my room and looked around. It was so empty! There was nothing but some scattered brown packing boxes, a bed, and a phone.

I flopped on my bed and faced the ceiling.

After a minute or so, I decided that it was just all too odd compared to California. I picked up the phone and dialed a number I've been dialing my whole life.

"Hey Sid."

"What's up, Loraine? We just saw each other like 5 minutes ago. Is there something wrong?"

"I'm just confused. I mean, you know that kid? Kenny? They said he was like immortal or something… it doesn't add up. Aren't you a little questionable about this whole charade too?"

"We need to group talk."

"You mean four-way call?"

"Fuck what I'm supposed to call it! Go call Sirius!"

"Fine."

I put Sid on hold and dialed Sirius's number. I could hear Sid talking to Ricki on the other line as Sirius picked up the phone.

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"Hello?"

"Hey Sirius, it's me."

"And Ricki!"

"Don't forget Sid."

"Oh, hey guys. What's up?"

Everyone started talking at once and finishing each other's sentences.

"This is totally ridiculous. I-"

"Can't believe that this is true-"

"This whole Kenny thing is insane-"

"You don't believe it, do you, Sirius?"

The girls and I shut up and patiently waited for Sirius to answer.

"Well, there's only one way to find out."

Ricki always hated when Sirius acted all mysterious.

"Sirius, we're serious. What exactly are you going to do?"

"First of all, last time I checked, I'm Sirius. Not you. And second of all, once he comes back to life – if he comes back to life - we'll kill him for ourselves and if he comes back again, this town has our respect."

I rolled my eyes. Typical Sirius, always planning to kill.

Sid spoke this time.

"I think we should just let it go. More than likely they were playing a prank on us like the jerks that boys are – no offense, Sirius - and we should just not hang around them anymore if they are going to go so low to the point where they prank the new kids."

I silently nodded my head in agreement, even though no one could see me.

"But what if they're telling the truth? Maybe Sirius is on to something-"

"Ricki!" I couldn't believe my ears. I knew that Ricki never jumped to conclusions, but someone dying and coming back to life? That's absurd.

"No, I'm serious! Look at the facts. Kenny was definitely not dead for certain because Stan and Kyle didn't seem the least bit concerned. However, we all saw him "die", didn't we? Unless Kenny is some type of magician, then a truck definitely hit him. So there are a few solutions. Either it was a prank, or- they were telling the truth. So maybe Sirius has a good idea… this whole killing him again thing. I personally think that they were telling the truth."

I couldn't believe it. What was wrong with my friends?

"Ricki? Is that you or a deformed primate?"

"It's okay, Loraine, it's Ricki. She's just agreeing with Kyle and Stan because she thinks Kyle's hot."

We all laughed except for Ricki.

"Do not!"

"You were so checking him out," I giggled.

"Was not!"

"Chill out and don't get so defensive," said Sid. "I was just kidding."

"Oh."

Everyone laughed again except Sirius, who wanted to get back on topic instead of talking about guys.

"So vote is two to two on killing him again for proof. Any other nominees for this experiment to go to action?"

"Sirius, you're always planning to kill people. Me and Sid might as well pretend to agree so you can plan to kill some jerk who's probably just playing a prank on us. So yah, sure, Sirius, I'd love to agree to letting you throw your life away by killing a kid we just met. Have fun. I'm tired, and I want to go to bed. Even though I'm one hundred percent sure that it was a prank - they probably videotaped me crying or something - Sid, you should just agree so that we can all go to bed. We have unpacking to do in the morning."

"This is insane. I'm not having any part of this." Sid, always the peacekeeper, hung up.

Sirius still seemed to be, well, serious about this.

"But does that sarcastic yes still count as a yes?"

"Yah, sure, why not."

"Cool."

"You guys are crazy. Just to think about something like that is a sin. Good night, you two."

"Goodnight."

"Yah, night."

And with that I hung up.

I need a break.

I put down the phone and lay back down on my bed. Without bothering to put on my PJ's, I fell asleep.

Ricki's POV

"Sirius, are you still there?"

"Yah."

"Are you totally serious about this?

"Totally."

"Look, I don't know why, but I really trust these guys. They're telling the truth; I can feel it. I know you're doing it to answer your question, but I'm doing it to prove I'm right." I paused. "Okay, remember those really bad looking houses about 2 blocks away?"

"Yah, I remember. We passed them when you guys woke me up. Why?"

"Your mom has a gun, right? Around this time tomorrow night, just bring that gun, wear black, and meet me there. Don't talk to Sid about this because you know she's an activist and don't talk to Loraine about it either because she'll try to stop you, too. She doesn't think you're serious."

"But I am Sirius."

"No time for lame jokes, dude. I'll see you tomorrow. I'd love to explore our town tomorrow but we have stupid unpacking to do."

"Yah, that's a fuckin bummer. Talk to you tomorrow."

"See you."

"Bye."

I hung up the phone and sat down on my couch. I couldn't believe I was going to help shoot someone, but I needed to prove that Kyle and Stan weren't liars. I guess some would say I have too much faith in people, and I guess I do.

But I knew in my gut that they were right, and that was good enough for me. Plus, Sirius was going to shoot him. I was just gonna watch. I have horrible aim, anyway.

I put on some pajamas and dug through a box until I found what I was looking for.

"Shit! The glass is broken."

I looked at the picture of my three best friends and me goofing off at Disneyland. I gently removed the glass so it was just a vulnerable picture in a frame, and then hung it up on my wall and fell asleep.

SAME TIME THE NEXT NIGHT

By now, all of my boxes were unpacked, and my room looked like it did back in California.

I didn't have much black, but I borrowed some from Sid (without telling her why I needed it, of course) and even though it was a tad bit too big, it would have to do.

I climbed out of my one-story window and I thought about how I might have left my sanity back in California… because going out at 8:30 at night to kill someone who was nice to you to prove you are right doesn't seem that sane to me.

I grabbed my bike and started pedaling, reaching the neighborhood about 8:25. I just sat there under the streetlight waiting for Sirius.

"Pssst! Ricki."

I turned around and there was Sirius, dressed in black attire.

"Are you sure we should do this? I mean, what if they were lying?"

"They aren't, Sirius, trust me."

So there we were, two crazy friends out to kill an innocent little boy.

"Wait!"

"What now, Sirius?"

"I was just thinking… how do we know he even came back to life yet? I mean, what if he remains dead this time or something? Or maybe he'll come back tomorrow or what not."

"I saw him and that Cartman dude hanging out earlier, so he did come back to life."

Just then, it started to rain. The wet droplets pounded down from the sky and I couldn't help but wish I'd brought a scarf.

The rain encouraged Sirius and me to go faster. It didn't take long before a hooded figure with a tattered umbrella appeared, reading what looked like a Playboy magazine.

"Okay, you got the gun?"

"Got it."

"Okay, on the count of three. One…two…thr-"

But just as the word "three" escaped my mouth, a lightning bolt came down and killed Kenny right there and then. It was as if God sent it down like a kid placing candy in his mouth. Fast…and without warning.

I was utterly speechless. However, Sirius was not.

He looked up at the pouring, black, Colorado sky and yelled, "Oh my God! You killed Kenny!"

And then this random police officer walked by, eating a doughnut. "You bastards….hey, nice gun."

So that was it. We came all that way to witness him get killed anyway by an unexpected lightning bolt.

Oh, and flip off the stupidest police officer I have ever seen.

This town is more fucked up than I thought.

AN/ SO I totally get that so far it's centered around the OC's more than it has the cannon characters. I am very sorry but you'll just have to be patient because as I said before, they need to get used to the town and become friends before anything happens.

Please keep reading,

Sarah