Hello peoples again. YAY! People actual like it! I would like to thank my loyal fans for the reviews! (hugs Oscar award) And to the story that is really funny! I decided to do this chapter in this type of writing because I was tired and this was easier and I'm lazy.
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Jet comes in for no reason.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
Jet: No way I'm gonna lose!
Well, that was random...Jet, he bribes the other racers to let him win. (courtesy of TigerOfTheSpear)
Jet: Well, umm, see, uhh...It works doesn't it!
I guess so. Jet, he secretly keeps a picture of Sonic under his pillow.
Jet: NO I DON'T!
Sonic: Yeah you do, I found it when I was snooping for stuff in your room.
Jet: Ummmmm...Are you seriously gonna take a dumb hedgehog's word over mine!
Yes.
Jet: But...I...He...this...
Whoa, don't get all squeaky voiced on me! Which reminds me, Jet, his voice sounds the way it does because he saw a truck load of helium and was curious, so he sucked it all up. (courtesy of playstation14)
Sonic: HAHA! All this time I thought you were smart, but you're an idiot just like me! Wait...that didn't come out right...
Jet: Why would I possibly do that?
Curiostity DID kill the cat...Maybe it will kill the bird too.
Jet: (gulps) Helium kills people?
Actually n- ...I mean YES! Helium Kills.
Jet: NOOO!
Jet, he uses training wheels (courtesy of The Kitsune Warrior)
Jet: No I don't.
Here's a picture.
A picture of 5 year old Jet with training wheels floats from the ceiling.
Jet: This doesn't count! I was a little kid.
Then a picture of Jet now with training wheels floats from the ceiling. He is painting the wheels with invisible paint.
Jet: I can explain.
Wave: YOU BABY!
Jet poops in his diaper and cries.
Jet, his green color is very natural...from his beak...
Storm: EEEWWWWW!
Jet: Well it's not like they SELL green hair color.
Wave: Actually I think they do.
Jet: Oh...oops...
Now you know, Jet. The snot colored, cheater, baby.
Jet: No way I'm gonna lose!
Shadow gets annoyed by this and beats up Jet. The End. Not really...
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Big comes in looking for salt.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
Big: Froggy?
Big, he wants to eat Froggy...either that or disect him...(courtesy of playstation14 and TigerOfTheSpear)
Big: Froggy?
Umm...alrighty then...Big, he eaten Froggy's siblings for lunch (courtesy of wildcat6)
Big with tears in his eyes: Froggy?
Just a question, why were you looking for salt?
Big: Froggy?
To put on Froggy? Ok.
Big starts to cry.
Just kidding. But are you so dumb that you can only respond by saying Froggy?
Big: WWWAAAAAAHHHHH! FROGGY!
Big, he uhh...will you stop crying?
Big now happy: ok
Big, he...are you looking for Froggy?
Big: yes...Froggy you have?
He's on your head, dimwit!
Big picks Froggy up and hugs him.
Big: YAY! FROGGY!
Big hugs Froggy so hard that he squishes him into goo.
Big: NOOOO! FROGGY!
Big, he is so fat that you can't see his face (courtesy of TwilightPrincess012)
Big: FROGGY!
This is no fun...Oh I got one! Big, he's the one that told me all of this information about everyone AND GAVE ME $1,000 TO DO IT!
Sonic: So it was the punk!
Rouge: It's all his fault!
Knuckles: he's the reason why I keep getting beat up! Let's get him!
Then everyone beats up Big and Knuckles.
Now you know...ouch, that's gonna hurt in the morning...Big.
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Tailsie: I am super sleepy while I type this...yawn...Umm Shadow?
Shadow: yes?
Tailsie: I won't let you get beat up no mores.
Shadow: cool. Why?
Tailsie: I forgot that I'm a total Shadow fan! So no more of you getting beat up...yawn...
Knuckles: Hey what about me!
Shadow: What about you?
Tailsie: Shutup Knuckles. I totally promise that I will do Silver the Hedgehog next chapter. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, jam a dagger through my thigh, and eat a horse manure pie. Yeah right, like I'll really do all of that stuff. But I do promise though.
