I absolutely love how the only people reviewing are the people who I put in the story. I know I said I didn't care much for reviews, but did you actually think I meant it? yawns Oh well, better than none…. cheers up
As for Girlphobia, I decided to have this story catch on a little bit to balance it out, and then continue working on it. Plus the next chapter is longer than most so, yah.
Disclaimer: Aren't these starting to get a little cliché since we all know none of us owns South Park?
Special thanks to Loca Bambina for offering to check the stories, and kookygurl82 for being the genius behind this chapter.
On with the…whatever you want to call it…
Sid's POV
So it was finally a school day for us.
Oh what joy.
I wasn't able to take the bus to school because my mom wanted to see her "little girl" off on her new "adventure".
I was very early… in fact, I was so early that Loraine hadn't even called my cell yet to make sure I was awake.
Damn my mother and her motherly instincts for dropping me off so damn early.
I tried entertaining myself by polishing my glasses, but then after about two seconds of doing so, I grew bored and felt like a nerd. I slipped them back on.
Ring… ring…
I picked up my phone and hastily replied, "Hello?"
"Sid? You're awake? After two rings? Shit, now I owe Ricki two bucks…"
"Loraine? I am so glad to hear your voice. My mom dropped me off super early to see me head on my new "adventure" and so I'm standing in the front of the school alone."
"Ouch…"
"Yah. Good morning by the way."
"Good morning."
"So I guess I'll just see you and the gang when the bus comes?"
"Pretty much, I guess."
"Talk to you later then."
"Bye."
I hung up my cell phone and sighed. That meant I had about 15 or so minutes.
That's not so bad.
I spent some of the time thinking about what school would be like and trying to balance my backpack on top of my head.
I had my back turned to the driveway so I didn't see that someone was being dropped off. I heard a snicker and realized that trying to balance a three pound backpack on your head was not a very good first impression.
I removed the backpack from my head, blushing.
"Um- hi. I'm Sid… I'm new here."
The kid looked back to make sure his mom had driven away, and then turned and made eye contact with me. I bit my lower lip, hoping he'd say something, but instead he flipped me off.
"What the hell was that for?!"
The kid just shrugged, adjusted his backpack on his shoulder, and walked away.
Wtf?
"Don't worry, that's just Craig. His middle finger IS his voice. I'm Token."
"Um- hi. I'm Sid. That's fuckin rude though."
"Eh- he's nothing compared to some other kids here." And with that, the little black kid just walked away, followed by another unexpected kid in a wheel chair. I had two questions forming in my mind right about then. What the hell does that mean, "compared to other people?" And where the hell were all these random kids coming from?
Luckily, I saw the bus up ahead and I breathed a sigh of relief.
Out came Loraine, Ricki, Sirius, a handful of students I didn't know, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and the fat one.
What was his name? Cartman, was it?
I felt really embarrassed after the whole Kenny fiasco. I was good at hiding typical emotions, so when my friends came over they didn't hint anything if they were embarrassed. Of course, Ricki and Sirius (who wanted to kill him to prove and answer a point) probably felt embarrassed, but they did a good job of hiding it if they did.
"What's up, Sid? Loraine told us what happened during the bus ride. Bummer." I could tell Sirius was trying his best not to laugh but his wide-ass grin kinda gave it away.
"Yah, yah, go ahead and laugh you two." I could tell Ricki also had a lack of self-control as she and Sirius buckled over in laughter, holding on to each other for support. Loraine however probably
already had her fair share of a laugh back at her house so she had her self-control. I guess my situation was kinda funny if you think about it…
Once Sirius and Ricki gained their breath, I told them about the guy who flipped me off and our bad first impression, the random black kid, the kid in the wheelchair, and how they all seemed to come from nowhere… surprise here, they all started laughing… again. Even Loraine had tears coming out of her eyes pretty soon.
I simply shook my head and pretended not to know my friends, who were now on the ground laughing.
"Please… stop… you're gonna kill us, Sid."
I rolled my eyes at Ricki, who seemed to enjoy laughing at my sad expense.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman came over then, which was embarrassing again.
Ricki immediately stood up, followed by an uncomfortable Loraine and a grinning Sirius.
"What's so funny?" Kenny seemed to be living and one hundred percent OK, which made Sirius and Ricki look down at their shoes.
"Um- er- nothing. Inside joke. " I could tell none of my other friends were going to answer, seeing as Loraine was shy and Sirius and Ricki felt guilty.
"Oh."
There was an odd awkward silence following that. We all just stared at each other. Ricki looked very uncomfortable, so I decided to break the silence.
Or I would have broken the silence, but Loraine did it first by screaming at the top of her lungs.
I turned around to see a huge U.F.O.
I was lost for words altogether. Ricki was somewhat in the middle of fainting and running away, and Sirius seemed to be twitching like mad.
The guys all seemed exasperated and annoyed rather than scared and immobile.
"Aw, this is your entire fault, you fuckin' Jew! Now they're here again!"
"AGAIN?!" Sirius, Loraine, Ricki and I shouted in unison. This had got to be the most fucked up thing I'd ever seen.
The U.F.O. came down a few feet and sent a yellow beam down upon the four boys. Everyone around just continued with their lives as if stuff like this happened every day.
The four boys were floating in mid-air and instead of screaming or crying, they all just stood there. Kyle and Cartman were fighting, Kenny was tightening his parka, and Stan just revolved there as if there weren't a care in the world.
Then the boys were just sucked in and I could've sworn I heard a faint trace of "Help."
We all ran inside, Sirius practically carrying the stunned Loraine, and entered our classroom.
Everyone turned and looked at us like we were crazy. Our teacher, who was the person that Sirius had called gay, looked fairly annoyed and rolled his eyes at us.
"Children, these are our new students Sarah, Sirius, Ricki and Loraine. Now what the hell is wrong with you children, coming in here like you're filming a cheap-ass drama movie?"
We all started talking at once.
"Stan and Kyle and Kenny and the fat guy were-"
"Huge-ass space ship with all these green glittering things around it-"
"We need to call the police or someone I can't-"
"Poor Kyle…and everyone else is up there-"
"U.F.O…BIG U.F.O-"
"SHUT UP AND GET IN YOUR SEATS! We don't need any more of this spaceship shit."
We all shut up after that little outburst. We sat down in the very back and for the rest of class, we remained totally silent, clueless, and confused.
Well, all of us except for Loraine, who was actually taking notes.
I should've stayed in California.
Ricki's POV
It was lunch time.
I couldn't eat.
My friends and I couldn't find anywhere to sit where we weren't being talked bad about, so we went in front of the bathrooms and sat there.
I guess our first impression was a little mental.
Mental…but true.
I plopped my ass down on the cold concrete next to the girls' bathroom. Everyone was looking and staring at us but I didn't care. I felt bad.
"You guys, I really think we need to help them. Knowing this town, there's bound to be some type of crazy person here that can build us something to save them or something."
My friends looked at me like I'd just suggested taking over the world.
"What!? I just think we should help them. I don't think it's fair that we try to kill Kenny, and they get abducted. I just don't find that all that… nice, you know?"
"I agree with Ricki, I think we should help them." I gave Sid a high five and I turned to Sirius.
"Sirius?"
"Why should we?" I was surprised to hear that from Sirius. I however decided to use my girl powers and I made the most innocent face I could while cuddling up to Sirius like a puppy.
"Please?"
Loraine and Sid laughed and Sirius pushed me off.
"I'm serious. Why should we? Why should we risk our lives to save people we don't even know?"
Sirius started twitching furiously again and I crossed my arms in an annoyed fashion and looked to Loraine.
"I….we can't miss school. I mean….yah."
I couldn't believe my ears.
"LORAINE! You are unbelievable! People's lives are at stake and all you care about is school?" I could not understand.
"Don't yell at Loraine! She just doesn't want to miss school!" I was astounded that Sirius would yell at me. We usually never fought. It was always him and Loraine that would constantly bicker.
"Oh yeah! Well what's your reason? You just don't want to risk your own dam life to save them, yet you tried to kill Kenny!"
By now the whole cafeteria was listening to us fight. That is, until Sid came in.
"YOUR MOM'S EX BOYFRIEND TWICE REMOVED GOT A SEX CHANGE AND IS PREGO WITH 7.8 KIDS!"
We all just stood there staring at Sid. Out of all the random things she has ever said, this was definitely in the top ten.
The cafeteria all laughed and continued with their meals and we all just stared at each other.
The three of us knew that this meant Sid wanted us to stop fighting and we all sat back down.
"Yah I guess you're right Ricki, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you." I hugged Sirius and told him it was OK.
"I'm sorry too Loraine, I lost my temper. I just feel so bad that I tried to kill Kenny. I was just thinking that if we saved them, I'd feel better."
Loraine and I hugged and soon we all just sat in silence.
Loraine sighed and said, "You guys are going to try to save them and go whether or not it's sensible, aren't you?"
All three of us nodded, Sirius more grudgingly then me and Sid, and Loraine sighed.
"I guess I'll come too. You guys would probably die without my smarts."
We all laughed and I hugged Loraine.
"Thank you. I really appreciate it."
"No problem."
It was almost a moment (this is a little confusing at first), except we were interrupted by a big, fat, black guy with a red shirt and a chef's hat.
"Why hello children! Why so glum?"
We all looked up and I answered him without even thinking.
"Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman were abducted by an alien spaceship and we don't know how to help."
"Oh no! You don't mean the visitors, do you?"
"Yah, I guess."
"Oh no, this is terrible, children. I know exactly where you should go though."
We all looked up with hope in our eyes.
"Really?"
"Yah, you have to go to Dr. Mephesto. He lives on this big scary hill, hard to miss. He's a genetic engineer. He should be able to help you. Now run along kids, there's no time to lose."
"But how do we ditch school?" Sid looked excited at the possibility of an adventure.
"I'll help you guys out with that."
The fat guy walked over to the wall and tugged on a fire alarm. While all the kids were panicking, we all shook hands and ran as fast as possible.
I ran back for a second though.
"Wait! What's your name?"
"My name's Chef. Now run along."
"Bye, Chef!"
"I ran out of the building, almost getting trampled by a girl with blonde curly hair.
"This must be the place."
I looked up at the house in front of us that looked like it was pre-made for Halloween. It even had lightning in the sky above it, even though it was nice and sunny where we were standing.
"Huh."
Loraine looked like she was doing major calculations in her head and Sid and Sirius was looking at the house in admiration.
Of course the two goth-ish kids in the group love the scary house.
Sid, Sirius, and I immediately started walking but Loraine hesitated a bit.
"It's OK Loraine, it's alright, and we're here, OK?"
Loraine, seemingly convinced by Sid's pep talk, took a few brave steps forward. She sighed and ran to catch up with us.
Once we reached the door, we realized that we didn't know what to say. We didn't have any time to prepare, though because an old looking guy in a Hawaiian looking shirt answered the door.
"How can I help you kids?" He said this in a husky voice. He was only talking through a crack in the door making him look more mysterious than his house.
Sid gave me a little nudge and I stumbled a bit but caught my balance.
"Um Hi! My name is-er-Ricki and these are my friends. We've come for help. Are you Dr. Mephesto?"
"Yes."
"Well then, um nice to meet you. My friends and I are trying to save some….uh….friends of ours and someone told us you were the one to come to."
"Indeed I am. Follow me please."
He opened the door wide enough for us to just barely slip into and we walked inside.
All around us we were surrounded by genetically engineered animals. They all seemed to have two… asses.
I looked at Sirius and he just shrugged and twitched a bit.
Loraine looked about ready to pee in her pants and Sid looked plain out fascinated.
"So what can I do to help?"
We came to an abrupt halt and looked up at Dr. Mephesto
"We need anything, anything at all to go up into space and or retrieve our friends back from the aliens- I mean visitors."
I'm glad Sid answered that time because I was about ready to faint.
"Oh well as you kids know I'm a genetic engineer, I'm sorry to say that it is unlikely I'll be able to create such a thing.
We all sighed out of frustration and so I decided to tell this dude off.
"Listen buddy! I did not come all the way here to have some fat guy who's obsessed with asses telling my friends and I that we can't save four innocent guys. You're either a scientist, or an ass. Which is it?"
He looked taken a back at first but then chuckled.
"You got spunk, kid, I like that" He looked like he was debating something in his head and after a while he replied, "There is one thing we can do…but it's extremely dangerous and hasn't been tested yet."
We all replied in unison, "We'll take it."
"Well all right then. Follow me."
We followed him deeper into his house until we came to a door.
"In here I have a highly combustible, hazard filled, never before tested rocket that if my calculations are correct, can take you guys anywhere past the stratosphere. It's run on 25 percent milk, 35 percent broccoli, and 15 percent sugar. Everything a kid needs to be energetic and health at the same time. I built it three years ago but to my dismay, only a kid or a group of kids can drive this rocket as for it's energized by items that energize kids. The things that energize adults like me are pills, occasional alcohol, and soda. I would let my son use it but also to my dismay, he doesn't appreciate things quite like this."
During this whole speech we were awed by the fact that there was a rocket in that room.
"Sweet!" Sid obviously couldn't contain her excitement and banged the door open to the room and ran up to the rocket.
It looked beautiful. It was a mixture of white and green in a tie-dye formation.
Sid climbed up the sides and climbed inside through the window.
"Be careful kids." Dr.Mephesto said, "It's freshly painted so there's still some wet paint."
We all nodded and pretended to care and hopped inside.
"I call driving!" Sirius pushed Sid aside and surprisingly, Sid let him push her into the passenger's seat.
Loraine and I climbed in the back and adjusted our seatbelts.
"This is totally awesome." I said more to myself then anyone. Loraine nodded her head in a silent agreement and Sirius twitched in excitement.
"Now I must warn you kids, if the milk gets rotten, you have to push the emergency backup sugar. That will put the rocket in a brief sugar rush hopefully enough to push you guys back into the atmosphere. The sugar rush will end though like all other sugar rushes and if that happens before the rocket is in the atmosphere…you'll all crash and die."
We barley heard what he said as we took in our surroundings.
Loraine being the only sensible one and actually listened to what he said leaned over to the window.
"What button do we push to activate the sugar rush?"
"The button on the left of-"
The words were drowned out by an instant rumbling and smoke surrounding the whole room. Suddenly an automatic countdown initiated and we all leaned back and started screaming as the rocket reached 0 and the rocket zoomed off like a toddler.
We were all screaming and sinking our hands into the leather seats.
Suddenly, we all started slowing a bit and suddenly, we all started floating away from our seats. Our seatbelts kept us a foot away from our seats as we floated in all these odd directions. I decided to take off my seatbelt and I let my body float around. It felt awesome, like you were flying.
"Now this is cool." Sid looked like she enjoyed it too and she unbuckled her seatbelt.
We all started laughing and goofing off until I remembered that this wasn't just something to goof off with, this was a mission.
"I think we should all look out for the U.F.O. Except Sirius, you just continue steering us ok?"
"Gotcha!" Sirius attempted sitting back down but with no luck he just let his body float around the steering wheel.
I looked out the window and Loraine and Sid mimicked that.
I hope they're all right.
Stan's POV
"Cartman, Kyle, shut the hell up."
Cartman and Kyle were fighting again and it was annoying.
After the visitors took us, they filed the four of us into a cell and we've been here ever since.
"This is all your fault fatass! You didn't tell us you had that dream again!"
"Like I'm gonna tell a freaking Jew."
"God dammit Cartman!"
"Screw you guys; I'm going home… oh, right." Cartman said that out of habit, but obviously there was no home to go to.
"I said…SHUT THE HELL UP YOU GUYS. We're not going to help out situation by fighting."
"Yeah, let's just listen to Stan."
After that we were all quiet. Kenny fell asleep and so it was just the three of us. I got bored so I stared out the window.
I saw odd looking stars and a satellite, but nothing all that special.
"Holy shit!" Outside the window I saw a huge mass of green and white that made a form of a rocket somehow.
"What's up Stan?"
"Kyle come here to check this out, we might be saved!"
Kyle came over and before he could say anything Cartman pushed Kyle over to look out.
"YAY! I'm saved!"
"It's not you that's saved fatass, it's all of us."
"Yah, yah, but they mostly came for me."
Before they stated to fight again I interrupted.
"Wait, how do we know it's for us to be saved? That could be like the mother ship or something."
Kyle's and Cartman's hopes were down again until Kyle looked out the window again with a confused grin on his face.
"Is that….Ricki?"
I glanced skeptically at Kyle who just pointed to the window jumping out of excitement.
I got there before Cartman and I took a look for myself. And there was Ricki, whose back was turned to me as if she was talking to someone on the other side. She seemed excited and soon I was staring at Sid's face which looked just as excited.
Cartman pushed me aside, took one good look at the rocket that now had Sirius looking through, and leaped into the air.
"Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm saved. I'm saved."
He started doing this odd-looking victory dance and I was too excited and relieved to tell him to stop.
We're saved!
Loraine's POV
So once Ricki found the U.F.O., they all looked to me to figure out how to free the guys.
"Hey! Don't look at me. I barely wanted to go in the first place."
"Ahhh come on Loraine. Please? We really need your brain." Sid had on her puppy dog face but I crossed my arms, refusing to participate.
"What's wrong with your brains? They should work perfectly fine too you know."
"Correction, we have no brains. Just Sirius's slightly evil mind, Sid's perverted kinda cookoo mind, and my emotional, daring mind. Together our brains just equal a teenager whose hormones kicked in."
"Amen!" Sid high-fived Ricki and they both laughed.
I rolled my eyes at my friends and sighed. "Fine, I'll help. We're going to need green material we can cover our bodies with and a way to exit this rocket and enter the other one."
Sid looked confused and I couldn't help but sigh again in an exasperated way.
"You guys are going to blend in and pretend to be aliens and break out the guys without being caught. I'm gonna stay in this rocket and make sure everything is ok. I'll open the milk chamber thingy and I'll position it next to the exit you guys will use on the U.F.O. You guys will have to run in and we'll have to work together to pull the thing back up before anything starts shooting at us and or gets into our rocket."
Sid and Ricki mouthed "oh" and Sirius rolled his eyes as if it was the simplest thing ever.
Sid raised her hand in a classroom like way. "Wait, why do we all have to work together to pull it up if you say you can push it down on your own?"
I smiled and chuckled a bit. "It's because there are gravity issues. It'll be easier than picking up a milk carton to put it down, but it'll be harder to keep it all down without it flying off, and lifting it up without risking the visitors from shooting the milk carton and sugar packet that is our energy and only way back home. Any other questions?"
Ricki scrunched up her eyes obviously trying to think and Sid tried to shake it off and pretend to know what I was saying, even though I knew she didn't understand it.
I looked around for Sirius, but he seemed to not be anywhere.
Odd.
"Sirius?" I waited for a reply but when Ricki shouted "Sirius!" we got an answer back.
"I'm over here! I found an exit!" We all ran over to where we heard Sirius's voice and just as he said, there was this portal opened that I didn't notice at first and it was about a six feet jump between our rocket, and an open window on the visitor's rocket.
Just as Sirius was about to attempt the leap I remembered something, "WAIT!" Sirius paused, twitched, and looked at me in a frustrated way.
"Why the fuck did you just say wait?"
"You forgot to put on something green you ass. Geez!" I rolled my eyes but before we could fight any more Sid jumped in front of us and shouted, "Yellow backpacks are what I use to eat my knives with."
That shut us up…..
About five minutes after that little argument, we still couldn't find anything to clothe ourselves with.
Unless… the wet paint!
"GUYS, I know what we can use!"
Ricki and Sid looked up from where they were checking the bathroom for something green (ew) and Sirius sat up from looking in a closet.
"What?!" Sid looked impatient.
"Dr. Mephesto said that he just newly painted the rocket. Maybe, if we're lucky, we can roll around on the rocket. All we need is helmets so we can breathe.
"Got the helmets!" Ricki dumped out some fish from the bowl. Sid looked like she would blow by this sacrifice until Ricki poured the fish into a glass of water.
"But there's only one." Sirius pointed out.
Ricki shrugged. "We can share. Just like that time Loraine had to let you borrow her underwear that one time, Sirius."
We all laughed except Sirius, who blushed and twitched a few times.
"Was that necessary to bring up?"
"Hell yeah!" Ricki laughed again and Sirius flipped her off.
"I'll kill you Ricki."
"I'm sure you will. Unless of course your pink undies give you a wedgie." It was Sid who said this and we all laughed again.
About twenty minutes later, my friends were all green, messy, laughing, and acting like aliens.
"Ricki, aliens don't do the robot." Sid and Ricki laughed and without any warning Ricki just jumped out the portal and just barely landed on the other side grasping on to the window. She hoisted herself up and beckoned for Sid to follow through the window.
Sid looked hesitant, but she mimicked the jump and when it was Sirius's turn he twitched a bit.
"One……two…..three!" On the count of three he jumped but he didn't jump all that far and he was grasping on to Sid's fingers for dear life. I screamed and Ricki helped Sid pull Sirius to the other side.
I let myself breathe for a few seconds.
Good luck.
Sirius's POV
"Thanks."
"No problem." Ricki seemed calm as if that whole thing never happened even though she was on her knees panting for breath. However, Sid, on the other hand, slapped me.
"OW!"
"Don't ever scare me like that again!"
"Yes ma'am!"
I twitched and she gave me this glare.
"Guys cut it out. We need to find the prison cell, and quick."
Ricki started walking down a hallway and we followed. It was only a few minutes, however, when we had a little problem with the aliens.
"You there! Halt!"
Ricki, Sid and I all stopped with worried expressions in our green faces.
"Come here you." He pointed to me and Ricki gave me a little nudge. I stepped forward and faced one of the two aliens standing before us.
One of them, the scarier looking of the two, leaned in really close. He looked like he was examining my eyes. He peered in so closely that I could have licked his nose.
"There's something…different about you."
The second alien whispered something into the first alien's ears and the alien that was close to me gave this evil grin.
"You're not an alien-"My heart started beating really fast and it took all my strength to not twitch. I started sweating and I could hear Sid hyperventilating.
The alien looked down my pants and I was about to scream.
"You're not an alien…because you got a haircut! HAHA! You owe me twenty neaks Martin. I told you he got a haircut even though it's against the alien law. HAHA! Pay up!"
I let out a big breathe and I could hear Ricki and Sid relax a bit.
The alien came close again and whispered in my ear, sending chills down my spine, "Don't worry, I won't tell the council women you got a haircut. Plus, you got me twenty free neaks."
And with that, the two aliens just disappeared behind a corner.
We all smothered our laughter.
"Aliens have hair? In their pants!?" Ricki looked very odded out.
"I think that it's a bit more specific than just in their pants if you catch my drift." Sid nudged Ricki and I and we all gave another outburst of laughter.
"Ricki!"
I turned around to see who called Ricki's name and it turned out to be Kyle from a prison cell we must have not seen.
Ricki looked delighted to see him….a little too delighted.
"There you are! Where are the others?"
Suddenly Stan and Cartman appeared behind Kyle.
We rushed back to where they were and we automatically started trying to figure out how exactly we were to get them out of a locked prison cell.
"It's useless. There's no way out except if you have a key."
Sid slapped Stan.
"What was that for!?"
"Sorry Stan but I slap a lot, especially if it's a negative connotation."
"It's true, she does."
"Can we please get back to getting us out you pussy's."
"Shut up fatass!" Ricki and Kyle both said that at the same time. They both looked at each other and blushed.
I glared at Kyle.
I was the older brother that was supposed to protect my friends that might as well be my sisters, from other guys. It's my job as a brother…what can I say?
Nobody touches a hair on Ricki's head.
My thoughts were interrupted as Sid slapped me upside the head.
"Stupid Jew." I mumbled.
Cartman heard me and suddenly he looked at me with a whole new respect.
"You hate the Jew too?"
"Well yeah. No one and I repeat no one can date my sister- I mean friends unless I approve. Either that or I kill them."
Suddenly the cell of the prison door popped open even though I didn't even know how. Obviously it was impressive though because Stan and Kyle were looking at Sid and Ricki with high admiration.
"Wow that was impressive Ricki." who said this? Ricki blushed.
"You too Sid." and this? Sid bowed, "I try."
We all laughed for a second until we heard some visitors come around the corner.
The second they saw us, the escaped prisoners, the rubble, and the broken prison door, they immediately split up. One started running back to obviously go tell someone, and the other started running after us.
"RUUUUUN!" I yelled at the top of my lungs and we all sprinted towards the way we came from with Ricki and Sid in the lead.
Ricki and Sid got lost a few times but they eventually found our route back and soon we could see the rocket.
"Whoa dude!" Stan and Kyle were admiring the rocket along with Cartman who answered with a "Sweeet".
"WAIT! What about Kenny?" Sid looked worried… a little too worried.
"Oh shit! We forgot about him. He was sleeping and we totally spaced out.
Kyle looked guilty and Stan looked worried. Cartman… well… he just simply kept on admiring the rocket.
Sid, without warning, dashed back.
"Where are you going Sid!?" I was worried about her. I mean, why was she trying to save an immortal kid anyways?
"To go get Kenny and-d" was all I heard of her reply.
More and more visitors all of a sudden kept pouring into the space we were in and we made a dash for the window. Stan and Cartman already were in the rocket helping Loraine with the chamber but we still had five more kids to go.
Kyle helped Ricki out and he waited.
'Why aren't you going?" I questioned him shielding myself from the lasers the aliens were throwing at us. The aliens had poor aim.
"I want to make sure you get in ok first," was Kyle's reply as he shielded himself behind a pillar.
"Pussy." I shook my head and mumbled this so only I could hear.
"Well adios!" I exclaimed and I jumped out the window, this time perfectly.
The aliens had finally gotten their leader out. He started going all super all mighty on his lazer throwing and shot one at us? just as Kyle hopped on the rocket, with Sid carrying Kenny's still sleeping body, about to be left behind.
Just as Sid barely made the jump, the leader of the aliens were commanding the aliens to get out their backup rockets.
Loraine took off full speed and just as we were relaxing a bit and let out the air we were holding, we felt the rocket shake a bit.
Ricki and Kyle peered over the side and Ricki screamed.
"OH MY GOD! They shot a hole through the milk. It smells….it smells…..spoiled!"
Stan looked at Kyle and Cartman who just shrugged. I guess the whole milk thing kinda got them off balance….
"What should we do?" Stan looked straight at Kyle and we looked straight at Loraine.
Kyle shrugged but Loraine looked like she was doing calculations in her head.
"So we're about 50 miles away from Earth and sugar rushes last…." She continued to mumble to herself like this and everyone else just stood there confused.
I could feel the rocket suddenly start to go down.
Cartman looked like he was about to pee in his pants and Kyle looked scared.
"LORAINE! What are we going to do?"
Ricki was holding on to something for dear life as the rocket dropped another inch.
"Dr. Mephesto said that if the milk ever rotted, then to press the big red button to release a sugar rush. But he said we'd have to calculate it so that the sugar rush wouldn't end until we reached the atmosphere."
Everything started shaking and Sid kneeled down and covered her neck. Loraine continued doing calculations as if timing when to press the button and Cartman looked freaked and was hiding in a corner with a mischievous grin.
Ricki and Kyle held on to each other until they realized who they were holding on to and they broke apart blushing. My face heated up with anger and I looked over to Cartman, who was mischievously sneaking to the front of the rocket where all the controls were.
Once I realized what he was doing I yelled, "Stop!" But it was too late. Cartman pushed the red button and suddenly we were going at a super fast speed.
Loraine looked as though she'd kill.
"CARTMAN!! NOW WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF SUGAR TOO QUICKLY AND WE"RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE YOU ASSHOLE!"
"Suck my big fat balls. I just want to go home fag."
Cartman said that in a whiny voice and even though I was mad at him for going o kill us all, I had to give him props for keeping his cool.
Just as suddenly as it began, the sugar rush started slowing down a bit and we all started screaming as if we were on a roller coaster.
"Bye Sid! I knew the well!" (huh??)
"Ditto!"
Loraine, Sid and Ricki were holding on to each other for dear life as we started rapidly slowing down.
I felt kinda left out but that feeling quickly left and I screamed with the rest.
Then just when the engine totally died out and everything almost seemed to go in slow motion…we felt a surge of energy and we realized we made it back to the atmosphere.
"WOOHOO!"
"YES!"
"OH MY GOD!"
"LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"
We all started rejoicing and giving each other high fives.
But suddenly, without expecting it, we crashed straight onto someone's car. We were all fine, but a bit surprised and dazed.
We all jumped out as soon as possible and then it was all awkward until Sid broke the silence by saying, "Don't you guys owe us something?"
Stan and Kyle automatically said "Thank you" in unison but Cartman just mumbled it.
"So I take it we're friends now?"
We all looked at Ricki a little surprised.
"Wait, hold on a bit. Friends? Seriously?" I was kinda excited yet kinda nervous about making new friends. One of my deepest secrets…
"I think we should be friends too." Sid said this in a rushed voice.
"Well, I guess it'd be pretty cool to be friends. I was just a bit surprised that anyone would suggest this. But since you guys invited me to that slumber party and everything I guess we could try being friends." I started to smile at the possibility of having GUY friends for once.
"I think we should all be friends too. Seriously, we're as good as," Kyle said while looking down at his feet.
"Yah dudes, it'd be fun to have a bigger group." Stan looked excited at this fact.
Loraine nodded her head in a silent agreement and Cartman just shrugged and said something about not wanting to be friends with some goddamn hippies.
"Shut up fatass! We all agreed we'd be friends." Kyle looked up from gazing at his feet and glared at Cartman.
"What the hell did you kids to my car?!" We turned around to an angry Mr. Garrison.
"Um…." Ricki said. We were all pretty speechless.
"Detention for all of you dammit! You agree with me too don't you Mr. Hat?"
"Yes I do, Mr. Garrison."
We all stared at our stupid teacher as he talked smack about us to a puppet.
Once he walked away, pissed off that he had to call Mr. Slave for a ride, we all laughed, pretty overwhelmed by everything that happened.
Just then, Kenny came out of the rocket rubbing his eyes looking around, very confused.
"What did I miss?"
A/N Wow, this was a very long chapter. I'm really sorry about that but the thing is, it had a complex plot and since they all have to be one shots, it took a while. Thanks for reading!