Ok, I see that there is another know your stars...I have one question: are you seriously tired of these? I mean, it's not that bad is it? I was looking at the reviews for the other one and a certain someone that I have no clue (coughs Dandylions coughs) said they were tired of Know Your Stars. Seriously tell me because I was kinda planning that after I do maybe one or two more chapters, I would do a follow up of what would happen after the cast of Sonic the Hedgehog left the KYS studio. Oh and the stupid disclaimer thingie: Sonic the hedgehog and other stuff are trademarks of Sega and blah blah u get it...This was my first KYS except for the Silver the Hedgehog part.
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars
Sonic: WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Who said that?
Sonic, he has made out with Knuckles.
Sonic: WHAT! NO I HAVEN'T! I like Knuckles and all, but that is just ewww.
Knuckles (from far away): Don't deny it! Remember last night!
Sonic: Ummmmmmmmm...
Sonic, his butt is made out of oatmeal.
Sonic: Really? Cool! Hold on, let me get a spoon...
Your butt isn't really made out of oatmeal you dimwit!
Sonic: Whatchutalkinbout? Yeah it is! See!
Then Sonic turns around and moons the ceiling. His butt is covered with goopy oatmeal.
MY EYES! MY EYES! I CAN"T SEE! IT BURNS!
Sonic: Told You.
Sonic, his original name was Sonia
Sonic: I was not a girl!
I didn't say you were, but now that you mention it...
Sonic: Shutup!
Ok Sonia
Sonic: It's Sonic!
Sonia is the slowest hedgehog in the world
Sonic: No I'm not!
That proves you were a girl because you just responded to Sonia
Sonic: But...that...You tricked me! I'm outta here.
Now you know Sonia
Sonic: It's Sonic! ( then he tries to walk away, but it takes him 3 days to get out of the studio.)
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Now to torture, I mean question Knuckles...
Knuckles walks in to break up with Sonic when he hears...
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...
Knuckles: What the-? Come out here fool so I can beat you with my ninja mojo!
Knuckles, Cream beat the crap out of him at a ninja showdown
Knuckles: That was only once! She cheated!
Oh my gosh! I thought I was making that up! HAHAHA Knuckles is a wimp! Knuckles is a wimp! Knuckles, he thinks Shadow should jump off a cliff
Knuckles: Ain't that the truth...
Shadow runs in.
Shadow: What? Say that to my face you gay bastard!
Shadow starts to beat the crap out of Knuckles and then leaves.
Knuckles: ow, ow, ow, and did I forget to mention OOOWWWW!
Knuckles sucks his thumb
Knuckles: That is the biggest lie I have ever heard!
Then why are there pictures of you sucking your thumb on eBay?
Knuckles: Hey, I needed money...
Now you know Knuckles, the wimpy, gay, thinks Shadow is a dufus, sucks his thumb, echidna.
Shadow: Oh, so you haven't had enough?
Knuckles: NNOOOOOO!
In the distance, Knuckles can be heard screaming like a little girl while Shadow gives him a wedgie.
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Silver the Hedgehog comes in to see why screaming woke him up from beauty sleep.
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars.,..
Silver: Huh?
Silver the Hedgehog...he really isn't telekinetic. He just has an invisible crane to pick stuff.
Silver: Where the heck would I get an invisible crane!
ebay.
Silver: Oh...well, I am truly telekinetic thank you very much.
Thank you for what?
Silver slaps his hand on his head: Never mind
Silver the Hedgehog...he thinks he lives in Never Land.
Silver: WHAT! How did you come up with that!
Uh...internet?
Silver: What does internet have to do with anything?
Plenty.
Silver: You make absolutley no sense...
I know you don't.
Silver: huh? Wha?
Sonic: Yo, Silver! If you are so confused, go back to Never Land to find the answer!
Then Sonic bursts out laughing.
That wasn't that funny. That was messed up.
Sonic: What's messed up?
YOUR FACE!
Now everyone starts laughing.
Sonic: I don't get it.
Silver the Hedgehog...umm...I'm running out of ideas...can I do one about your butt too?
Silver: MY BUTT?
Thanx...Silver, his butt is also a radio
Silver: No it isn't!
Come on, play us a butt tune!
Silver got so angry that he just started beating up Knuckles with his psychic powers.
Knuckles: WHAT DID I DO!
Silver: You were born.
Knuckles: Oh, carry on. WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Now you know, Silver the Hedgehog.
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Knuckles: I hate you...
Sonic: I loved it
Shadow stares at Sonic with a "you have got to be the dumbest person in the world" face
Sonic: AMY! WILL YOU MARRY ME!
Everyone stares at Sonic thinking he is stupid because he shouted out something completely random. Amy runs to Sonic all the way from Antarctica (how'd she get there?)
Amy: FINALLY!
Sonic: hehe..I was just kidding.
Amy hits him on the head with her Piko Piko hammer.
Tailsie: Oookkkk...hey please R&R! Random info: have any of you ever noticed that "be" in pig latin is "e bay"?
