Hey y'all! I'm back with more funny stuff! I don't like long intros, so let's just get on with Know Your Stars. One of the originals.

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Shadow is standing there when he hears:

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...

Shadow: Oh, so now you have decided to turn the tables on me! Why I oughtta-

Shadow, he thinks Maria is a lesbian (couresty of TigerOfTheSpear)

Shadow's face turns from annoyed to angry and you can see flames in his eyes. (cool)

Shadow: (whispers in harsh tone) What did you just say?

That you think Maria is a lesbian?

Shadow then starts attacking random stuff in blind rage.

Umm, ok then...Shadow, his favorite pastime is having teaparties.

Shadow: No it's not! For crying out loud, why would I, the ultimate life form, play teaparty!

Cream walks in from out of nowhere.

Cream: Remember Mr. Shadow? I asked you to play with me last week and you did. Then when I wanted you to leave, I had to drag you out while you were crying.

Shadow: It reminded me of when I would do things like that with Maria...shrugs

Everybody: awwwwwww...

I hate to ruin this touchy moment, but hey, I'm evil. It's my job. Now then, Shadow, he wets the bed.

Sonic and Knuckles: hahahahahahahahahaha

Shadow: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!

Sonic and Knuckles: ooops

Shadow starts attacking Sonic and Knuckles but as he does so, he wets himself.

Shadow: aww crap

As he says aww crap, someone throws a pie at his face.

Know you know Sha-

Shadow: I'm not done with you yet! I'm going to find you and beat you up! Where are you!

I'm in the room labeled "Hungry little six year olds"

Shadow: I'm coming for you!

Shadow walks into the room labeled "Hungry Little Six Year Olds" and sees 200 little kids staring at him.

Shadow: What the-

Just then, all the kids jumped on him trying to eat the pie off his face...and him.

Shadow: NOO! MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS LITTLE TWERPS! I"M MELTING! I"M MELTING!

Then Shadow turns into a puddle of black goo.

Know you know, Shadow. The witch crap, think Maria is a lesbian, likes teaparties, bedwetter.

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Tails time!

Tails walks in following a trail of breadcrumbs.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...

Tails: huh?

Tails, he is dumber than Sonic.

Tails: WHAT? The only thing dumber than Sonic is dirt...

Sonic: Actually, on the IQ test, dirt got a 20 and I got a 5.

Tails:(mutters) sped...

Tails, he made out with a lightbulb (courtesy of TigerOfTheSpear)

Tails: That was a dare! That doesn't count.

Yeah right, you made out with it 'cause you're too wimpy to get a girlfriend

Tails: Am Not!

Tails! Catch!

suddenly, a ball flies through the air at Tails and hits his arm. Tails starts to cry.

I told you so.

Tails: I wasn't ready! Plus, I have a girlfriend, thank you very much.

What's her name?

Tails: Uhhhh...Lightie Bulbie?

So you go out with a light bulb that you named?

Tails: uhh...no?

Whatever. Tails, he is half girl, half candle, and half cupcake.

Tails: WHOA! That's three halves. You can't have three halves. First of all, I'm not a girl just because I have a highpitched voice. I just haven't hit puberty. Second of all, where did candle come from? Third of all, I'm not a cupcake.

Amy runs in.

Amy: you're half cupcake! YAY! CUPCAKES ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD!

Tails: NO, I-

Amy eats him.

That was strange...um, Know you know Tails. The two tailed freak that is dumb and in Amy's stomach.

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Wave flies in because she smells bacon.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...

Wave: Blue!

Alrighty then...Wave, she has a crush on Tails. (courtesy of The Kitsune Warrior)

Wave: Do not!

Wave and Tails sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. (courtesy of playstation14)

Wave: Shutup!

Tails: You don't have to hide your feelings for me, Wave. Face it, I'm adorable.

Wave: I just realized something. Aren't you still supposed to be in Amy's stomach?

Tails: She coughed me back up.

Wave: Ewww.

Tails: You birds cough up food for YOUR young. You better get used to the idea because you will have to do a lot of coughing up for our babies.

Wave: YOU LITTLE FREAKSHOW! THAT IS BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

Tails: We can always adopt. And if it is biologically impossible, we can still make out...

Then Wave starts to peck Tails to death and hits him in unmentionable places with her wrench.

Tails: MY OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Wave: TAKE THAT AND THIS AND THIS AND-

Fine, since you don't like Tails...Wave, she is a lesbian and - (courtesy of Voltra the Lively)

Wave: That is sick and wrong!

I'm not done! Where was I...oh yes...and she made out with Rouge! (courtesy of Voltra the Lively)

Rouge: Take that back! I'm too beautiful to be gay!

Shutup plastic queen.

Rouge: Why I oughtta-

Wave: Be quiet. You know it's not true.

Rouge: Whatever. Why are you so calm about it? (gasps) You really are a lesbian aren't you?

Wave: No. I just took out all my anger on Tails.

Rouge: On Tails? Why waste your energy on that twerp? It's more fun to beat up Knuckles.

Wave: Really? Ok.

Knuckles: NNOOOOOOOO!

Wave starts to beat up Knuckles until he screams like a little girl.

Oohhh, fun...Wave, she got a beak job (courtesy of Kelessic)

Wave: Umm, nu-uh.

Uh-huh. In fact, you went to the plastic surgeon with Rouge.

Rouge: That is true...

Wave: You don't know when to shutup!

Then Wave and Rouge get mad and start to fight. All the guys get excited and start yelling "Chick fight! Chick fight!" while throwing water on them. This makes Wave and Rouge even angrier and they beat up the audience.

Now you know, Wave.

Wave bird screeches.

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Storm rolls in on the floor.

Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...

Storm: Heingerdingerdurgen.

Storm, his real name is Betsy. (courtesy of Werecat Rei)

Storm: I am not a girl!

Uh look, did you hear the first part I did with Sonic?

Storm: Yes

Then you know I did the same thing to him?

Storm: Huh? You say something?

(sigh) Betsy, he wishes that someday, he could be as smart as Big. (courtesy of Guardian of the Savior)

Storm/Betsy: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

YO BETSY!

Betsy: HUH? I'm not a girl!

You are such a dimwit, Betsy.

Betsy: Not really but, Hey! My name isn't Betsy!

(sarcastic voice) Sure it isn't...

Betsy: Thankyou.

Betsy, he is so fat that he can't fly even though he is a bird.

Storm/Betsy: Being fat has nothing to do with it! Jet and Wave aren't fat and they can't fly either!

Wave: Actually, we can fly.

Jet: Yeah, we just didn't want to hurt your fat feelings.

Eggman: Join the exercise ball club, we got jackets.

Storm/Betsy: (sniffle)

Betsy, his butt is also a radio.

Storm/Betsy: No it isn't!

Come on, play us a butt tune!

Storm/Betsy: Well, if you say so.

Then by magic, guitar sounds start coming out of his butt while he shakes it.

This is so gross...I gotta cut this short. Now You Know, Betsy.

Jet to Storm/Betsy: You know you hav been responding to Betsy the whole time, right?

Storm now in a yellow dress and lipstick and a girly voice: What?

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Tailsie: Like it?

Sonic starts to drool.

Cream: Why are you drooling Mr. Sonic?

Sonic: I'm happy because Shadow, the dufus, is dead.

Shadow comes back to life.

Shadow: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME? THAT"S IT!

Shadow starts to beat the crap out of Sonic. Literally if you catch my drift.

Tailsie: That was odd...Please R&R you people. Froggy and Rouge and Vector and Charmy are next and last.