MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm still doing my evil thing! YAY! you like it, you really like it! Ok, that's the end of my stupidity...on with the story!
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Vector thinks he is coming to an American Idol audition when he hears those famous words
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...
Vector: Yay! I'm finally a star!
Vector, he lip sincs to Brittney Spears (courtesy of wildcat6)
Vector: uhh...no I don't
Then "Hit Me Baby One More Time" starts to play. Vector starts to look like he is singing to it but when the music goes off, he is just moving his mouth.
See.
Tails: So at my birthyday party, you weren't really singing? I paid you 200 bucks! I want my money back!
Vector: I can explain!
Tails starts to beat up Vector but is really weak so he ends up breaking his am trying to punch him
Tails: WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Vector: wimp.
Vector, he is half robot, half monkey, and half chicken. (courtesy of TwilightPrincess012)
Vector: First of all, that's three halves, and second of all, I'm all crocodile baby!
Sonic: Don't ever say that again.
Vector: Ok
Actually you are a dog with a skin problem and a huge snout (courtesy of Voltra the Lively)
Vector: No I'm not
Yes you are
Vector: No I'm not
Yes you are
Vector: No I'm not
Yes you are
Vector: No I'm not
No you're not
Vector: Yes I am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So you are!
Vector: You tricked me!
No I didn't
Vector: Yes you diii- wait, I'm not going through this again
Vector, he is naked
Vector: Well, all the guys in Sonic stuff are naked...
You all are naked?
All the guys nod.
Rouge: EWWWWWWW.
Then she starts to beat up Knuckles.
Rouge: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Amy: EWW! I HAVE BEEN CHASING AFTER A NAKED GUY?
BUAHAHAHA! YES!
Amy: EWW
Then Amy starts to beat up Knuckles.
Vector, I see London, I see France, I see Vector's underpants!
Vector: I don't wear underpants.
Cream: YOU SICKO!
Then Cream beats up Knuckles.
Knuckles: OW! I thought you were mad at Vector!
Cream: SO WHAT? YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THIS BY NOW!
Knuckles: I'm just surprised a little girl like you can pack such a punch
Cream: Well things happen!
Knuckles: Oo
Now you know, Vector the naked guy...
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Charmy flies in looking for soup.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
Charmy: I'm a monkey!
Uhh, no, you're a bee.
Charmy: NO I'M A MONKEY!
Whatever monkey boy. Charmy, he is two different colors because he fell into two cans of paint. (courtesy of Voltra the Lively)
Charmy: YEAH! You got a problem with that!
Umm. No. Charmy, he likes to sniff his butt.
Charmy: Huh? What's a butt?
Sonic: It's where-
Amy: SONIC!
Sonic: What?
Amy: Don't tell him that! That is disgusting!
Charmy: What's disgusting?
Amy: You.
Charmy: Oh, thank you.
Charmy, he has gay sex with Knuckles. (courtesy of Shade Rebel)
Rouge: FIRST SONIC! NOW THIS LITTLE GIRL! (courtesy of Shade Rebel)
Charmy: Hey! I'm a boy you idiot! Plus, it was fun! Knuckles told me that's what friends do when they have a huge age difference! And it was Sonic before Knuckles. Duh!
Knuckles, Sonic, and Charmy scream like little girls while they get beat up (courtesy of Shade Rebel)
Charmy, he thinks I'm cool.
Charmy: WHATEVER! YOU ARE SO FREAKIN' LAME!
You need to stop talking about yourself. Come on, have some self esteem!
Charmy: WHAT!
Now you now Charmy.
Charmy passes out because Rouge hits him in the head with a chair.
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Rouge comes in because she heard smashing and thought someone was stealing jewels that she was supposed to be stealing when she hears:
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...
Rouge: Shutup and cough up the jewels!
Rouge, the only reason she teamed up wtih Eggman is because she thinks he's hot. (courtesy of TwilightPrincess012)
Rouge: Uh, girls with butts like mine don't date guys with a body or face like his.
A crowd from nowhere goes "ooooooohhhhh she told you"
Don't you mean girls with boobs like yours? Oh wait, yours aren't real are they? Rouge, she got breast implants (courtesy of playstation14)
Rouge: What I got done is none of your business. For your information, it was a reduction. They removed-
WHOA! I don't need to know the whole story! sheesh...Rouge, she sells her jewels for charity (courtesy of wildcat6)
Guy from charity: Thanks for donating your jewels, they were worth over 20 million dollars. The orphans will feast tonight.
Rouge: WHO WAS THE CRACKHEAD THAT DONATED ALL OF MY JEWELS?
Knuckles whistles to himself while looking at the ceiling.
Rouge: WHY YOU LITTLE...
Rouge flies towards Knuckles.
Sonic: RUN KNUCKLES, RUN!
Knuckles tries to get away, but he isn't fast like Forrest Gump or Sonic, so he gets caught by Rouge and gets the crap beat out of him. Shadow sees and thinks it looks like fun, so then Shadow starts to beat the crap out of Knuckles, too.
This is hilarious, but I need to get back to lying...Rouge, she runs an official I LOVE KNUCKLES fanclub and she is the only member. (courtesy of TigerOfTheSpear)
Knuckles: If you like me so much, why did you just beat me up?
Shadow: Tough Love...
Rouge gets angry by this and beats Shadow AND Knuckles up. They can't fight back because everytime they try to throw a punch, she flies out of reach.
HAHA, you are all losers. Rouge, she likes Tails (courtesy of wildcat6)
Tails (all starry eyed and drooling): REALLY?
Rouge slaps him back to reality
Rouge: Not even in your dreams kid...
Now you know, Rouge.
Rouge: No they don't! You lied the whole time! You didn't even tell them about my passion of watching Barney!
Rouge slaps her hand over her mouth.
Complete silence.
You watch Barney?
Rouge: No.
Oh my gosh. HEY EVERYONE! ROUGE WATCHES BARNEY!
Everyone laughs while Rouge flies from the room out of embarassment.
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(this section until I say STOP cam from Ciel the Hedgehog)
Froggy hops in.
Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars...
Froggy just stares at the ceiling.
Ok, this deals with Big and Froggy...Whenever Froggy dies, Big just gets another one out of his forg pond, totally forgetting about the one before it. This current one can talk and is planning to take over the world.
Froggy: NO I AM NOT!
Then how did you just say that?
Froggy: I did not! That imbecile of a cat did!
Big: Froggy?
Froggy: SHUTUP!
Big: I hear voices in my head...
Silver: Big, Froggy just told you to shutup.
Big: So you hear the voices too?
(STOP)
Silver: No you dimwit!
Then Silver picks up Big with his powers and throws him across the room.
Froggy: You look pretty strong...Want to help me take over the world?
Silver: Uhhhhhhh...
He was a little unsure because Shadow, Rouge, Cream, and Amy were all staring at him and he knew that they were crazy and would beat the crap out of him if he said yes.
Silver: Sorry, can't.
Froggy: YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF FUR!
Then, Froggy turned into a giant robot and squished Silver.
NOOOOO! MY LOVE IS GONE!
Everybody looked at the ceiling with a weird look.
MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE IS DEAD!
Sonic: You're a girl!
Duh?
Sonic: wow...are you hot?
OK, off the subject! Froggy, he is dead.
Froggy: No I'm not.
You are now!
Then lightning shot down from the ceiling and hit Froggy, killing him.
Rouge: Ok then...Is Silver dead forever?
No, he'll be here next chapter.
Rouge: Oh...
Now you know that I think Silver the Hedgehog is awesome and Froggy
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Knuckles: I only got beat up a few times this time!
Shadow beats him up again.
Knuckles: I gotta learn when to shut up!
Tailsie: I'm doing the next chapter as a follow up to this Know Your Stars thing. Don't worry, it'll be just as funny, if not funnier than this. It will even still have some Know Your Stars jokes in it. Please review!
