Ok. Did you like the last chapter? If you did then here is some more. FANG IS SOOOO F HOT!!!! (Guess who) for all those of you who guessed, yes it was INUcarrot. Uh huh, you're all right.
This is chapter 2. If any of you are wondering how we came up with this, well, we are just mutant geniuses. Nothing special. Really, though, it all thanks to the trampoline, and REALLY FREAZING weather. (INUcarrot would like to add some swears to back that up.)
"So…ummm….what is your name?" I asked. Zarra…it was the most awesome name ever. Now to make hers.
"I don't know something exotic." She had a dreamy look as she said this, as if floating on air.
"Uh…" I said when Fang spoke up.
"How about Shut-Up?" Fang asked. "Something you never do."
"Haha, not funny." The girl said. "I wouldn't be talking Mr. I-can't take my eyes off of Zarra." My face turned 20 shades of red. So did Fang's. Iggy, the bastard that he is, just laughed his ass off. (a/e INUcarrot likes her swears…a little too much.)
"Shut up." I muttered to her. "A fine name."
"Huh. Both of you should go stuff your wholes." She said.
"Fine, fine. Little miss cute, your cute, your funny, your annoying, your out of this world (literally) how about….Sky?" I was impressed. I wondered how I had come up with it. I guess it was a good thing, because she looked completely satisfied. A smile the length of her face spread, and she looked like a clown. I couldn't keep it down. The laughs…exploded. I was curled tightly in a ball.
"LAY!" Once again, I was flat on my face looking right at the floor. It was annoying.
"Ow." Was all I managed to get out before the same powerful voice said
"SHUSH!" I shushed. I tried to open my mouth. It was glued shut.
"That is better." A woman's voice said. It sounded like a pack of wolves on the hunt, yet at the same time gentle, like bells chiming. "You guys had best get some sleep, so we can get some rest." She said it forcefully, but not meanly.
"Uh huh, not another peep, or you can come with me to visit hell." This voice sounded like nails on a chalk-board. An instant thought came to my mind: OMG!!! The devil. I nearly laughed. I wasn't in hell. I still didn't know where I was, but I could cross that off of my list.
"Now, we are going to go to the other side of the world. If we here another peep, you will spend the night with the devil." This was the woman god. Soon I could hear nothing, and was sure that they were gone.
"UP!" Sky said. She stood, as if the gods had just asked her to do something, and she brushed It off with no thought what so ever.
"Hmmmmm." I said. My mouth was still shut, but my throat still worked.
"Right," she said. "UP!" I sat up, but my mouth was still glued.
"MMMMMMM!" I said.
"Right…uh….SPEAK!" I breathed in a big sigh, then slowly opened my mouth
"Damb why does he always do that and who were those two other people?" I yelled.
"Shut –up keep your voice down or they will come back." Sky said, "Those people were the devil and his wife your lucky his son wasn't here. Look you have to be quiet around them and obey them. If you don't well let's just say it ain't pretty I had to learn the hard way about that."
"Oh sorry. So ummm …….. What do you want to do." I asked.
"Do what? We can't do much. I am going to bed." With that Sky fell onto the bouncy floor and seemed to fall asleep. I looked at the floor and grimaced. I was thankful it wasn't granite, bit come on people! Not one cushion, blanket, nothing. Not that we needed it. The air was dead. No movement anywhere. It was warm, but not hot. I was satisfied, which surprised me. I hadn't had anything to drink or eat for a while. I didn't need to go to the bathroom, and sleep was only a choice. I was not sleepy, but there wasn't anything else to do, and it is what everyone else was doing.
"Good night, I guess." I slowly laid back down, and found that it was not that uncomfortable. Not anything wonderful or miraculous, but not bad. I sighed, and then fell into a deep slumber, one I would only dream of later. (a/e get it? She would dream of sleeping that heavily…nm. Some wild MAGIC user nonsense.)
A few hours later I awoke, to soft murmurs behind me. Sky and Iggy were in a furious discussion about something. Fang was still asleep, a black huddle in the middle of the other trampoline. I did not need anything. Once again I felt the oppressing force of the non-wind, the sun that was non-existent, my stomach that did not need anything to fill it. I was starting to get bored. I was getting annoyed by the hushed yelling and screaming. So, for what I remember from my-alive-days, I did my own little dance.
SOLJA BOY A MINUTE
OH
WATCH ME CRANK IT
WATCH ME ROLL
WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY
THAT SUPER MAN
THAT OH!
NOW WATCH ME
YOU CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY
NOW YOU CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY
NOW YOU CRANK THAT SOLJA BOY
NOW YOU…
All I could see out of the corner of my eye was three confused people watching me, wondering what the heck I was doing. I was wondering that same thing. But hey, it is solja boy. I realized then that we were not the only trampolines. There were thousands and thousands, probably millions of trampolines everywhere. I turned my head to see an old lady sitting on one of the trampolines by herself.
"NO f way, that is my grandma!!! HI grandma….uh, that isn't my grandma." I turned beat red, and then slowly turned away from the woman. Sky was laughing and Fang and Iggy were in hysterics. "Ya hahahaha …….ha……ha. Well I it was kind of funny I give myself props." Non-stop laughter, "Okay ya it is a little funny." Non-stop laughter. "Ya you know you guys can stop laughing now." Non-stop laughter. "Ya not really that funny anymore." Non-stop laughter. "Hello you guys are starting to piss me off here." Non-stop laughter. "Alright you are pissing off an already pissed off girl here."
Non-stop laughter.
"Can't stop laughing!" Iggy yelled out clutching his stomach
"Okay that's it you have done it you have f pissed me off more. I am going to-"Before I even got to say anymore I was screaming at the top of my lungs. "SHUT THE F UP!!!!!!" They were all staring at me with peculerur eyes.
"Alright al right we'll stop if you stop screaming!" Sky yelled over me.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!" YOU ARE ALL SO INFEREATING!!!!! WHY AM I STUCK WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?"
Inuyasha stuff is coming up soon, so just be patient and bear with us. It is 12:09 at night, we are hyper, I just ate a pear, and INUcarrot just stuffed down 2 oranges with salt. Ewwwww! So gross. Here is INUcarrot so don't think this will make any sense: HOT HOT YES THEY ARE HOT HOT INUYASHA FANG SESSHOMARU IGGY AND SOME HOT GUYS I LOOKEDUP ONLINE!!!!! She is soooo weird! She picked out all of these weird looking guys that all looked emo. DID NOT!!! Uh huh SCREW YOU! DAMB THEY WERE GOOD LOOKING MAN I JUST WANT TO ……..she is soo weird, I could kill….
FIN