Ever!!
Note, this contains slight LockxShock and retardedness (don't forget the randomness!)
Sally- PLEASE DO NOT SING! It's like a donut that got glazed in an oven washer!
Jack- Is it like cereal?
Sally-(runs over the bridge with Jack)
Jack-Oooooh! I can hear my loofa! It's calling to me!
Lock-(drops down in the cage elevator) No! It's doing the Cha-Cha! I'm gonna hug Shock NOW!
Sally- Yup, It's like cereal…
Shock-(hugs Lock) I am CONSTIPATED!
Barrel- Nu-uh! I AM!
Jack- MY LOOFA CANNOT WALTZ! YOU HAVE IT AND MY TWINKIE!
Sally- I like cake.
Lock, Shock, and Danny Elfman- NO WE DON'T!
Shock- We just found it! It was in a math book and a magical chicken pooped it out.
Danny Elfman- YEAH! And I wrote the song!
Barrel- My butt hurts.
Jack- So…you don't eat pie?
Sally- Mr. Hanging Tree does!
Lock- No! We sold it to a potato sack who likes wontons. AND I LIKE THE COLOR PINK!
Jack- That's my favorite fruit!
Lock, Shock, and Barrel (to Kidnap the Sandy Claws):
All- Eat all the muffin pie!
Eat it all real good!
If you don't like fruit pie cake,
You can shoot the woods!
Jack- I LIKE MUFFINS!
Sally- AHHHH! DONUTS BEING GLAZED IN AN OVEN WASHER!!
Jack- Sally, I must leave you here with the Umpa Lumpa's. It's too cheesy for you down into the House of Wontons. If yams come to offer you nail scrubs, tell them to talk to the Easter Bunny.
Sally- Okey-donkers!
Jack-(begins to climb down the elevator rope to the House of Wontons)
Shock- Don't worry, Jack! We'll save some pie for your foot!
Jack-(continues to climb down rope to the mist below. Ooooooo!)
Find out what happens to Jack in chapter 3!!