The Most Random Nightmare Before Christmas Story EVER!!
Note: this contains slight LockxShock and Randomness!!
Jack- (climbing down elevator rope into House of Wontons) Oh, I hope there's a sofa in there! I'm parched!
Jack- (hops into the House of Wontons and looks around for a sofa)
Oogie- (appears out of nowhere) Hiya Jack! Lookin' for a coffee table?
Jack-Nope! All I want is a sofa…AND MY TWINKIE!
Sally- (calling down from the bridge) don't forget your loofa!
Jack-YEAH! What that freaky voice said!
Oogie- Don't get your hamburger tied in a pickle! I've got it in my refrigerator! The Oompa Loompas originally set it on fire, though…
Jack- NO!! MY WIFI!!
Oogie- (gasps) OMG! WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY IT WAS MOLDY IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Random voice- My mom tells my not to pick my foot.
Jack- Aaaaah! The clouds can sing!
Sally-DOUGHNUTS BEING GLAZED IN AN OVEN DICKIE!!
Jack-SHOES!
Oogie-MOON WALKER!
Lock- BARREL!!
Barrel-what?
Jack- (in action) Alright Oogie! It's time for you and your House of Wontons to taste… MUSHROOM POWER!!
Jack- (pulls out a piece of broccoli)
Oogie- NO! I'm lactose intolerant!
Shock- with spaghetti!
Sally- (runs around in a circle)
Jack-(sprints to Oogie's fridge and pulls out his loofa)
Jack-(hugging loofa) LOOFA! I have found my Cheesy Wifi holder at last!
Oogie- Oh, well! I'm going to Disney World!
Lock, Shock, and Barrel- (appearing out of nowhere) WE ARE GONNA COME WITH TOILETS!
Sally- (comes in front of Jack) Are you still constipated?
Jack-Nope! Never was!
Sally- --;
LATER ON………Jack and Sally- (kissing on Spiral Hill)
Clouds- WE SHALL RAIN NOW!
It ends up everyone in Halloween Town gets electrocuted…
And Dr. What-His-Face discovers a toaster, changing the Town's way of life greatly, and everybody wanted eggs.
THE END