"Ugly."
"That's not nice."
"Yeah? Well it makes me feel happy to call you that!"
"That's nice."
"FUCK YOU!" (Can you guess who's talking?)
Pein sighed, Deidara snored, Itachi scribbled on his hand, Kisame watched Itachi scribble on his hand, Sasori tweaked his puppets, Konan bathed, Tobi gazed out the window, Zetsu slept, and Kakuzu and Hidan fought. (Don't they always?)
"I'm really tired, and we have five days left. Please can we just get along this week?" Pein rubbed his temples furiously.
"I'd be getting along FINE if you didn't put me with HIM." Hidan whined, pointing at Kakuzu outstretched on a bed. (They had to rent a hotel room. Amegakure was big, and the main festival was quite a long walk from the base.)
"Enough. Everyone, go to sleep. NOW." Pein pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned. This was going to be a tiring week.
"Stupid sumbitch got me money… un…" Deidara turned over in his (and Sasori's) bed.
"Who has your money?" Kakuzu perked up, hearing the word 'money'.
"Shut the fuck up, you old hag." Hidan playfully slapped Kakuzu's arm.
"I SAID GO TO SLEEP." Pein's voice was sharp, commanding.
"Yes Sir, Sousui!" The reply was a strange mix of voices, all alarmed.
"GOODNIGHT. Shut the hell up." Pein flopped onto the nearest bed and almost immediately fell asleep. Only to be awakened by screaming the next moring.