author's note: contains loads of profanity. i was sitting playing a video and this came in my head. i dropped everything and came to the computer. go…me…
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Anthony: no place lyk london
Todd: LONDON SUX.
Anthony: D:
Todd: IMA BARBER. :D
Turpin: LOL child molester/ rapist. I ttly stole ur gurl.
Todd: oommmmg D8! ima keel yew!
Lovett: no, luv, u should ttly wait, mmk?
Todd: mmk (:
Lovett: :D
Turpin: lol! ima marry u Johanna. But I've gotta get a shave.
Todd: :iconimhappyplz: aren't women b-e-a-u-tiful?
Turpin: fer sure (:
Todd: I keel u now :D
Anthony: OMMMMMMG I ELOPE WIFF JOHANNA, K?…oshi.
Turpin: NOWAI. Bitch, Todd, u sux.
Todd: kdjfhdajsheriuq3whed I KEEL EVRY1 NOA.
Lovett: o, ok. let's feed 'em to ppl, k!?
Todd: OMG U R SO SMART.
Lovett: i no.
Toby: I r poor orphan boi, luv me.
Lovett: o ok.
Todd, Toby, Lovett: YAAAY PIEZ R FAMMMOUS. FWEE.
Lovett: omg, mr. t, noa that we r ttly awesome noa, we ttly fuck?
Todd: ew. no.
Lovett: .V.
Todd: yah whutev.
Anthony: CRAZY RAPIST PUT JOHANNA IN HOSPITAL D:
Todd: OSHI. Ahahahahahahaa… (:
Anthony: …shure?
Todd: TAKE THIS TO THE JUDGE, ORPHAN, MMK?
Toby: mk! Can I get some—
Todd: STFU AND GTFO. NO.
Toby: -skrm & run-
Timefuck
Todd: o, u need a shave?
Bamford: o, no, no. I need 2 work.
Todd: nooo. U need a shave, rite?
Bamford: weelll… I guess
Todd: of courseeee -keel keel keel-
Anthony: Johanna stay har, k?
Johanna: safe, ja?
Anthony: yeeah. Dun worry, we'll be happppy.
Johanna: -insert super emo comment here-
Anthony: errr… yeeah. c ya.
Lucy: lololol. Beeeadle? i c'd uuu. Whar are u??
Todd: ARG. CRAZY PPL IN MY SHOP?
Lucy: omg! u r that I guy that I'm mar—
Turpin: MR. TODDDD
Todd: oshit. –keel-
Lucy: -dies-
Turpin: OMG WHAR'D SHE GO?
Todd: who?
Turpin: …Johanna, u dumbass.
Todd: o. lol. downstairs. the sailor didn't rape her (:
Turpin: o, thnk god. I rly wanted to have that privilege.
Todd: eeeeeeh… I didn't hear that. – sooper keel- ftw.
Johanna: omg D:!
Todd: o god! a total guy! I keel u 2.
Lovett: AHHHHAHEJHEWRUHJSKDHGWER
Todd: …uuh… yeah, brb. –runs to cellar- WHUT HAPPENED.
Lovett: he was alive be I keeled him dead.
Todd: o. let me help u.
Lovett: no I'm kewl.
Todd: LET ME HELP YOU BITCH.
Lovett: …D: …k.
Todd: open teh oven plz.
Lovett: ): -open-
Todd: …omfg. That's lucy. Omfg.
Lovett: o… orly?
Todd: yaRLY.
Lovett: nowai.
Todd: bitch lied to me.
Lovett: noooooo… ahahah.
Todd: I keel u, k?
Lovett: no k D:
Todd: o. –throws into fire-
Todd: -emo emo emo-
Toby: lol –keel- YEAH BITCH. –frolics away-
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author's note: me and chat speak don't float. sorry if i use some not chat speak