KATE: (to Charlie) I'm sure I've seen you from somewhere- but I don't know how.
Because you seem so new, seem so different, now.
CHARLIE: I've got it- I know how you know me-
Recognize this? YOU ALL, EVERY-BODY...
KATE: No. No I don't,
But it sounds like something I used to know.
CHARLIE: Driveshaft? Driveshaft? Tell me you've never heard of Driveshaft,
Like all the millions just like you.
Who've only heard half, of our awesome tracks,
Of Driveshaft, because now, we're old news.
KATE: (pointing to the nose of the plane)
Oh my gosh- Oh my gosh,
There it is the plane- the pilot might still be alive,
But he's probably in pain-
JACK: I will fix that!
CHORUS: He will fix that!
CHARLIE: What is up with you Jack? Such a compulsive urge to fix things,
Just take it easy for once, stop and stare-
JACK: Well, at least I'm not obsessed with a girl named Claire-
KATE: Gentlemen, please- we've got places to be-
People to fix and pilots to see-
JACK: Yes Kate's Right-
CHARLIE: 'Course she's right.
KATE: Guys- we're gonna be here all night- so let's gooooo…..
(The pilot suddenly jumps out- scaring the three)
PILOT: So there are survivors….Oh I'm gonna get sued,
By the families of the dead- Oceanic is –
JACK: Do you have the transceiver- please give it now,
Or night will come and it will be too late,
KATE: Yes we're the survivors of the plane that struck ground,
We are all counted, as, forty eight.
PILOT: We're miles off course- the storm came so fast,
We were thinking of landing in Fuji,
But, before we could ask, we went down in a crash,
And here we are…and things sure are peachy!
KATE: Will the transceiver work, is it responding at all,
Cause we need to get off this place,
PILOT: They-did-not-an-swer-my-call,
And why are you in so much haste?
CHARLIE: (snaps fingers) Cause she's...Ex-Con Kate, Ex-Con Kate,
Sawyer wants to get a date with Ex-Con Kate,
He wants to know, if you hot wire a car,
Get away fast and serve time behind bars.
KATE: (humorous) Really?
CHARLIE: (clears his throat) Yeah.
KATE: Hmmm….
CHARLIE: (To Jack) Awkward, mate.
(Suddenly, a click sound thunders overhead)
PILOT: What the heck, what the heck is that?
KATE: It's the smoke monster- the smoke monster is baaaaack!
(Smoke litters the stage- Kate screams, and everyone runs- except the Pilot)
PILOT: (somewhere in the smoke)
So, this- is –how- I- meet my end oh darn,
I was hoping to wish upon those stars…..
PILOT DIES
(Kate and Jack hide behind trees along with Charlie. Kate is hyperventilating)
CHARLIE: (whispering) Ex-Con Kate, Ex- Con Kate,
Who's hyperventilating- must be Ex-Con Kate,
Sawyer would save you, Miss Ex-Con Kate.
KATE: Oh Charlie- shut up!
JACK: Kate- I have, a plan.
CHARLIE: (to himself) He wants, to be, her man.
JACK: Once, I was operating on, a little girl,
Her nerves popped out, the nurse exclaimed "Oh Dear!"
But I knew, this wasn't the end of the world,
Cause I only had five seconds of fear.
CHORUS: He only had-
JACK: Five seconds of fear, Miss Kate- ey,
Five seconds of fright,
Five seconds to be a baby,
And then, a lifetime to fight.
KATE: Five seconds to scream and freak out,
Five seconds be done,
Five seconds to cry and pout,
And then a lifetime to run.
CHARLIE: Five seconds to save that lady,
Five seconds to stare,
Five seconds before she thinks I'm crazy,
That lovely wonder named Claire.
JACK: Charlie! Now's not the time!
CHARLIE: Sorry, mate, but isn't she-
JACK AND KATE: Lovely!
ALL: Five seconds to cry then wait,
Five seconds to run,
Five seconds to get a date,
Cause this has only begun!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Whoo! I'm loving the reviews almost as much as I love writing this!
I'm kind of running low on creative juice at the moment, so some of the lyrics might be a tad odd. But there's a lot more to come! :D Please read and Review, my lovely readers! :D
PS- This Musical doesn't support any ships, except what is already made clear by the TV show (example: Charlie/Claire, Jack/Kate/Sawyer, Jin/Sun, a bit of Shannon/Sayid, etc.)