Gilly: Hi sophie!
Bruno:Hi sis!
Sophie:How did you...
Gilly:Ilere Made us cookies!
Bruno:MMMMMM Chewie...
Sophie:What happened after you two ran off?
Bruno:We ran off?
Sophie:...Never mind.
Ilere:Hi Sophie! Want a cookie?
Sophie: COOKIES!
Bruno: MY COOKIES! attacks Ilere
Ilere:BAD BRUNO! NO COOKIES FOR YOU! zap
Bruno:Ow... Sophie! Ilere zapped me! ;;
Sophie:NO ONE ZAPS MY OLDER BROTHER! zap
Gilly:YAAAAY! MAGIC FIGHT! grabs popcorn
Sophie:TAKE THIS! zap
Ilere:That was nothing! TAKE THIS! zap
Sophie:I laugh at that pitiful zap! zap
-Days later-
Ilere: Ok, you win... What where you doing here again?
Sophie:No clue... Oh right! we want to know about the SoS
Ilere:Well for starters, it does 15 dark icons an
Sophie:Nonono The Spirit of Slumber, not the Sword Of Skardsen
Ilere: Oh... He died. that all i know.
Sophie:...
Outside the glade
Sophie:Well that was a huge waste of time.
Gilly:At least we got cookies!
Bruno:What do we do now?
Sophie:Hmmmmm... I know! We'll summon him with a potion! All we need is his name.
Gilly:Why do we need his name?
Sophie:...Ummm... Because to book says we do, OK? NEVER QUESTION THE BOOK!
Gilly:...Ok... Lets ask THE BRAIN TR-
Sophie:NO!
Gilly: Why not? the brain tree knows a lot of stuff
Bruno:Yeah! If it weren't for him, my wallet would be in the stomach of meepits! Thankfully, I was able to keep it safe thanks to his advise.
Gilly:What happened to your wallet?
Bruno:I ate it.
Sophie:YOU ATE YOUR WALLET?
Bruno:It was good too!
Gilly:Is there anything you WON'T eat?
Bruno:Well yea. I won't eat neopets.
Gilly:...Hey look we're at the brain tree!
Brain tree: SOPHIE! Why did you stick the item I gave you on my back?
Sophie:It was FRIGGEN WORTHLESS!
Brain tree: Well what do you want?
Gilly:Do you know the Spirit of Slumbers real name?
Brain tree:Yes, but you must tell me when he died! MWHAHAHAHAAAA
Bruno:Awwww... Lets go ask the Esophagor!
Sophie:Once again, NO!
Gilly:Why not?
Sophie:He asked me for an unbuyable, so I zapped him
Bruno: You're good at making enemies, huh?
-At the Esophagor-
Esophagor: SSSOOOOOOOOPPPPPHHHHHHHIIIIIEEEE!! YYYYOOOOOUUUUUU DDDDDDIIIIIIDDDDDNNNNNN'TTTTTTT FFFFEEEEEEDDDDDD MMMEEEEEEEEEE
Gilly:Do you HAVE to talk like that?
Esophagor: No, but its more fun :D
Bruno:Really? Let me try! DDDDDOOOOOOOO YYYYOOOOOUUUUU KKKNNNNNOOOOWWWW WHHEEENNNNN TTTTTTHHHHEEEEE SSSSSPPPPIIIIRRRRRIIIIITTTTT OOOOFFFFFF SLLLUUUUUMMMMMBBBBEEEERRRR DDDDIIIIIEEEEDDDD? Wow! he's right!
Esophagor:TTTTHHHAAAAAATTTTSSS NNNNNOOOOTTTTTT HHHHHIIIIIISSSSS NNNNAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE. TEEEEELLLLLLL MMMEEEEE HHHHHIIIIIISSSSS NNNAAAAMMMMMEEEE FFFFIIIIRRRRSSSSTTTT.
Sophie:Great! Now what do?
Bruno:WWWWWHHHHHYYYYYY DDDDDOOOOOONNN-
Sophie:BRUNO ENOUGH!
Bruno:Sorry.
Sophie: I know! LETS DIG UP ALL THE GRAVES IN THE WOODS!
Gilly: ALRIGHT! Wait why?
Sophie:Why?
Gilly: Yeah, why? We need a good reason so whoever takes care of the graves will let us.
Bruno:Ummmm... How about, 'We need to make sure everything is in the right place'?
Sophie:Nah that won't work... How about 'We need to find the Spirit of Slumbers bones so we can save a town'?
Gilly: THATS A GREAT EXCUSE! LETS GO!
To the graveyard they go! –theme music plays-