-At the game graveyard-
Gilly: -sniff- Rest in peace Techo Says. You were my favorite game. -hugs tombstone-
Bruno: OMLETTE DEFENDER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!-falls onto knees-
Sophie:If you're done mourning, lets head for the caretaker's house.
Gilly-Sniff- Ok, I'm done
Bruno:That tombstone was tasty...
-at the grave keepers house-
Grave keeper: HELP! SOMEONE STOLE MY BOOKS!
Sophie:Oh really? We'll help you find them!
Gilly:I bet if we get REALLY, REALLY LOST, we'll find the books TOTALLY by accident!
Bruno:Sounds like a plan to me!
-After getting really, really, REALLY lost.-
Sophie:How does that blumaroo do this?
Bruno:He wanders around in no particular direction till he finds what he's looking for
Gilly: Look! There are the books!
Suddenly, the pant devil comes out of a trapdoor
Pant devil:NOOOOOO SOMEONE FOUND MY SECRET HEADQUARTERS!
Sophie:So you mean that everything you've ever stolen is down that door?
Pant devil:You saw nothing...-runs away-
Gilly:... Well that was weird, what say we return the books and then come back here after the whole plots over?
Bruno:Sounds like a good idea!
Sophie:Why don't we just take everything now?
Gilly:What kind of an idea is that?
Bruno:Yeah! That would be stealing!
Sophie:Fine, well come back later.
-back at the grave keepers house-
Grave keeper:YAY! MY BOOKS! -Hugs books- You're safe and sound! And I'll NEVER lose you again!
Sophie:Can we borrow them and dig up all the graves in the woods?
Grave keeper:Borrow what?
Gilly:Your books.
Grave keeper:I have books?
Sophie:I'll just borrow them myself
Grave keeper:Borrow what?
-at the graveyard-
Sophie: Well, lets do this together! Gilly, you can run back and forth from my shack to here and grab the stuff I ask for. I don't label my potions, so you're gonna have to guess. Bruno, you run around like a maniac with this shovel and dig everything up.
Bruno: Can I eat whatever I find?
Sophie:Aside from the bones and the shovel, yes.
-Maniac randomly plays-
Gilly:……OK…What do we do after Bruno digs up a grave? Throw a bunch of the potions on a bone and hope it doesn't explode?
Sophie:That's EXACTLY what YOUR going to do.
Gilly:And what are YOU going to do?
Sophie:I'm gonna stand here, and mix this pot.
Gilly:I'm getting the bad end of this deal, aren't I?
-After Sophie started the project, Bruno and Gilly went off to do there jobs...-
Bruno:Digging rocks! Although a little hard, the handles big enough, but the digger is to small and has a small hole in it.
Gilly: Bruno, you're holding it upside down.
Sophie:Gilly! I need liquid meepit!
Gilly:OK! -goes to shack-
Gilly:HOLY KAU! How many items are up here?
Gilly:Ummmm... I'll take THIS ONE!
-Gilly runs back to the graveyard-
Sophie:NONONO! Not Jurble Juice! LIQUID MEEPIT!
Gilly:In my defense, all your stuff looks the same, You may want to think about labeling them.
Sophie: Well you got a point. Here, I made a batch of bone tester, go test a bone.
Gilly:OK!
-One explosion later-
Gilly:This isn't working, Bruno has dug up a total of 2 graves. I can't find the right ingredient to save my life, and Sophie is getting impatient.
Bruno:I know! lets make everyone ELSE in Neopia do it! AND promise that they can keep what they find, while WE sit down and do NOTHING!
Gilly:Sounds like a plan to me!
-Days later-
Sophie:Good job! We found the spirit of slumbers bones!
Gilly:Too bad Bruno ate the headstone.
Sophie:WHAT?
Bruno: I was hungry...-munches on headstone-
Gilly:Well what do we do now?
Sophie:Simple! Lets cross off EVERY GRAVESTONE in EVERY GRAVEYARD in the haunted woods!
Gilly:WHY?
Sophie:Whatever is left MUST be the SoS Real name! the
Bruno:Why don't we just look at the gravestones around him? He's gotta be around the same age. Then we go tell the brain tree when he died and he'll give us the name.
Sophie:True, but MY way will take DAYS!
Bruno:Well, she's got me there.
And so, with a quick link to the house and 100 Gallons of red paint, Bruno, Gilly, Sophie, and everyone in Neopia start to mark the graves
Will our friends find the Spirit of Slumber's grave? Will they ever run out of paint? Will Neopia go mad? Find out in the next chapter!