The Spirit of Slumber shows up

The Spirit of Slumber shows up

SoS:What do you want? I was taking a nap.

Sophie:We want you to...Wait you take naps?

SoS:They call me the Spirit of SLUMBER. What do you expect?

Sophie:Right...Well can you cure Neovia?

SoS:Sure, but after that, LET ME NAP!

(And so, they all headed for neovia)

Gilly:(Starts singing) Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange, come with us and you will see, this our town of halloween..

Sophie:This is halloween, this is... DARNIT NOW THAT SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!

Sophie: …Gilly, you can stop now. Seriously, its getting annoying!

Gilly: I'm not singing!

(They turn around)

Panic! At the Disco : This is Halloween, this is Halloween, halloween-

(A hoard of fangirls chase them off the screen)

Gilly: Hrm. Well, I guess that's solved.

Gilly:Hey Sophie? Wana go trick or treating after this?

Sophie:Sure sounds fun.

Gilly:The best part is, you don't need a costume.

Sophie:Yeah thats...Wait... GIL-

SoS:Ok, We're here.

Sophie:How are you going to cure them?

SoS:Poof! All done!

The SoS Leaves

Bruno:Wow, that can of neocola warps you! COOL!

Gilly:OH NOES! THE TOWNSFOLK ARE MONSTERS! –doom music-

Bruno:Yep, Hermans still mad.

Sophie:O...M...G... I LEFT MY MEWCLOPS ON FIRE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (runs off)

Gilly:...OK, What are WE going to do now?

Bruno:LOOK! ITS KRAWKLY!

Krawkly:Hey Gilly! Want to play tag?

Gilly:OH boy would I!

Krawkly:Try to catch me!

Gilly:WHEEEE! (runs off)

Bruno:...Great... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH(runs away)

Gravestones:GRRRR!

Gilly:OMG! GRAVESTONES!

Gravestones:NOW WE WILL GET REVENGE FOR YOU MARKING US WITH RED PAINT!

Gilly:OH NO! This calls for A WEAPON! (grabs shovel)

Gilly:HEEEYAAAAHHH!!

Stones:RUN! SHE'S CRAZY! (hops away)

Gilly: Wow, that was easy. –easy button click-

Krawkly:Come and catch me!

Gilly:YAY! (chases)

Tree:YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Gilly:Oh noes! More baddies!

Tree:AHAHA!

Gilly:Looks like its time for the mask...

Tree:She's putting something on her face...

Gilly:PHEER THE NINJA!

Tree:Uh-oh.

Gilly: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-CENSOREDFIGHT-

Readers:HEY! Man… Oh well.

-At the Asylum-

Krawkly:Now lets play hide and go seek!

Gilly:Hmmm... WOW THAT SOUNDS GREAT! LETS GO!

Krawkly: Just go inside this big spooky house, I'll hide as a flower.

Gilly:YAY!(Runs inside)

(Meanwhile)

Townsfolk:WE'RE MAD AT YOU!

Herman:I'll go first!

Bruno is attacked by HERMAN DORFDRAP

Bruno:Look! Its a meepit!

Herman:Where? (Turns around)

Bruno:POW Thanks Meepit!

Meepit: ….Meep?

Bruno wins the fight! You gain 100 EXP!

Bennie:HERMAN! NOOOOOOOO! GRRR!

Bruno:Uh oh.

Bruno is attacked Bennie the Jub!

Bruno:6 ARMS?? ARE YOU KIDDING?

Bennie:I know it was a stupid wish, but hey, they're fun!

Bruno:Bet you can't touch your toes without bending your knees!

Bennie: You're on! Eh...eh... Can't...Reach...WAIT I DON'T HAVE KNEES-

Bruno:POW I WIN!

Bruno wins the fight! You gain 349 EXP!

Townsfolk:LETS GET HIM!

Random townsperson #1: BURN THE WITCH!

Everyone else: o.o;

Random townsperson #2: He must be a witch! He turned me into a newt!

Everyone: -stare- …….

Random townsperson #2: …..I got better…

Me: HAHA RANDOM MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE ! –brick'd-

Townsfolk & Bruno: …Anyways…

Bruno: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! runs

Bruno: -facepalm- That figures. This path leads to a dead end.

Townsfolk:Now, LETS GET HIM!

Bruno:WAIT! Before you turn me into mushie paste, I gotta know. Where did you get those H4000 Helmets?

Townsfolk:...Well uh...You see... PANT DEVIL HE'S ON TO US! (they all run away)

Bruno:... I better take this chance to run to my parents basement!

(meanwhile)

Sophie:Poor mewclops! Are you ok?

Mewclops:Mew...

Sophie:OK, I better make a potion to cure the townsfolk! I hope Bruno is ok!

Potion #1.

Sophie: Ok, Lets start by drying out 9 grams of brainroot!

17 seconds later

Sophie:HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?

10 minutes later

Sophie:I'm growing OLD here!

8 minutes later

Sophie:At last! Its done drying! Now to SOAK IT!

(After she EVENTUALLY Figures out the right combo)

Sophie:Hmmm... Who to test it on...

Mewclops:Mew.

Sophie:Yay! A new lab rat!

Mewclops:Mew? (drinks)

Your Mewclops will now be call Pooky McDroolish!

Pooky:Mew?

Sophie:A NAME CHANGING POTION! I'M GONNA BE RICH!

(Sadly, Sophie forgot what she did, so she decided to make another potion)

Potion #2.

Sophie: Lets try something HARDER!

Sophie:Ok... now when the Sansum Is totally burned, I'll Crush it then dry it out...Wait, if it's burned, then its dried out already... and how can I dry it out after I crush it? ARGG!

Sophie:Ok! Its ready to go!

Pooky:Mew? (drinks)

Pooky grows a Bearhog head!

Sophie:Cool! It chases itself!

Pooky:MEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! GRRRR!

Potion 3

Sophie:Now lets include something I don't know how to make!

Sophie:I think I'll let everyone figure this out, my TV shows on.

And so, after HOURS of potion mixing, Everyone decided that we should ask Sophie for a hint.

Me:Figures I was the one who got the short straw.

(opens door)

Sophie:Come on... Come on... TOUCHDOWN! HAUNTED WOODS IS GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP! HAUNTED WOODS IS...

Me: You like football?

Sophie:You saw nothing. What do you want?

Me:We want to know how to make Spectral Essence.

Sophie:Ummm... I think you need Bloodfern loaf and Slorgblossem...

Me:Ok. thanks for the tip...

Sophie:If you tell anyone, you're a mortog, got it?

(And so, The neopians eventually made the potion right)

Sophie:Ok! Lets give this to Pooky!

Pooky:Mew? (drinks)

Pooky:MWHAHAHA! THE WORLD IS MINE!

Sophie: Oh drat. That didn't work either

Sloth fan:ALL HAIL DOC SLOTH!

After the sloth fan stole the entire pot, Sophie turned him into a mootix and sold him for 800K. Oh, and they also started to work on the potions again

Potion #4

Sophie: This is so darn ANNOYING! Ok, I'll try the second most complicated potion EVER, If this doesn't work, i'll set a new record for most.

Sophie:OH! Roo Island plays altador today! I gotta see how this turns out!(Leaves)

Me:...Yeah, Lets get started.

A big hand to carazay for this joke!

Gilly:We interrupt this boring potion mixing with these news messages: Bruno has caught the villagers with H4000 helmets-will they be convicted of stealing? Find out the juicy secrets! (holds paw to ear) Hold on! I'm getting a newsflash! Someone's telling me to... stop?

Sophie:Ok! Lets feed it to Pooky!

Me:I Think Pooky's getting full...

Pooky: Mew...-falls over-

Sophie:Fine... I need something to test it on...

N00b:OMG! I WnT PNTBSH!

Sophie:Hmmm...

The n00b turns into Picasso art!

Sophie: Hmmm I bet we can sell him to a museum. How does an asking price of 1 Million neopoints sound?

Me:More then he's worth, but hey, why not?

Potion #5

Sophie:I can't believe Roo island won! I'm so upset, I'll make the final composite one of 3 different things! MWHAHAHA

(After everyone in Neopia worked on this problem for a while, they had found ice plasm! The ones who had it gleefully taunted those who didn't, and those who didn't continued to search for it)

Me:Sophie! PLEASE HELP US! We've been at this for DAYS!

Sophie:Fine. I'll write a list of what to do for each. Writewritewrite Here, now leave me alone. (Slams door)

Me:Great! Look guys! She gave us a list!

Everyone who didn't have ice: HORRAH!

Me:OK! For Mist we...Uh-oh... I can't read it!

Everyone:AAHHHHH!!

(After hiring a detective to understand the writing, They found out how to make the stuff)

Sophie:OK! I'm not going to bother to test this one, so LETS GO TRY IT OUT!